Tum ho..........

Humne socha na tha

Humne socha na tha hume b kisise pyar hoga....
dil bekrar aankho me kisika intzaar hoga....
shikayat nahi karte hum k koi nai mera ....
hoga koi to is dunia me jo mujhpe marta hoga....

Khafa ho gaye

Khafa ho gaye hum khudse hi....
na karna tha usise pyar kar liya....
ab chahkar kisiko chah nahi pate....
khud hi dil ka darwaja band kar liya....

Kyu meri chahat

Kyu meri chahat uske liye kam nahi hoti....
jab k dil janta hai wo kisi or ki ho gayi hai...
kyu ye sanse ab khatam nahi hoti.....
jab k ab hum samzte hai k ab ye tham gayi.....

Use khafa hone

Use khafa hone nahi denge,
aankho me aasu aane nahi denge....
Koi chahe hume b ek bar...
khuda kasam shikayat ka mauka nahi denge..

barsaat

Aaj barish rukne ka naam nahi le rahi thi...
pata nahi q par wo is barish me bhig na saka...
shayad barish uske liye nahi barsati ab...
ya shayad wo bhigne k kabil na ban saka....
pata nahi barish galat waqt barsati hai...
yaa wo sahi waqt par pahoch na saka...
jo b hai wo pyar hai dono k dil me...
par is prem kahani ko koi samaz na saka...

tum bin

Laut k aa jao k tum bin ab jiya nahi jata...
tanhayi ka ye jaam ab humse piya nahi jata...
tut sa gaya hu mai tere jane k baad...
k lakh koshisho k bad kisise pyar kiya nahi jata...
k aa jao tum bin ab jiya nahi jata...
sara shehar ab anjan ban gaya hai..
jo kuch apna tha wo sab kho gaya hai..
sab chale gaye mujhe tanha karke..
ab kisike koi wada kiya nahi jata..
k aa jao tum bin ab jiya nahi jata..
har pal teri yaado ne mujhe rulaya..
na marne diya na kisika hone diya..
kyu teri yaado ne mujhe itna sataya...
mar kar in yaado ko mitaya nahi jata..
k aa jao tum bin ab jiya nahi jata..

Sirf Tumhara Hai...

Aaj Bhi Meri Yaado Me Chehra Tumhara Hai,
Mere Khwabon Khayalo Pe Pehra Tumhara Hai,
Teri Chahat Ka Asar Is Kadar Hai Dil Pe,
Ye Dil Ab Tak Usi Mod Pe Thehra Hai…

Sine Me Tere Jo Dil Hai Wo Mera Hai,
Dhadkane Gaati Hai Geet, Wo Geet Mera Hai,
Bas Yahi Sochkar Muskurate Hai Hum,
Gair Ki Baho Me Hi Sahi Khush Hai Wo Pyar Mera Hai…

Teri Yaado Ke Siwa Na Kisika Sahara Hai,
Chale Hai Manjil Ki Talash Me, Bahut Dur Ab Kinara Hai,
Bas Isi Ummid Se Safar Pe Chal Pade Hai,
Shayad Us Paar Khada Hai Wo Pyar Humara Hai,

Ab Na Rahe Kisi Ke Hum, Na Koi Humara Hai,
Par Mai Tumara Hu Aur Dil Ab Bhi Tumhara Hai,
Bhale Hi Badal Jaye Mausam, Badal Jaye Duniya,
Jise Humne Ab Tak Sambhala Wo Pyar Tumhara Hai…

~¤Silent_TEARS¤~

Mshkara bankar sbko hsana chaya tha..Sbki zindagi me khusiyo ka phool khilana chayatha..Par kabi kabi ye jokar b kar bethta hai nadani..Apna atit yad kar kar uski akh se b bheta h pani..Tum ish nadan ki baato ko dil se na lga jana,, bsek sapna smjh bhula jana,,,kuch deir bad ye mashkara fer se ushi rang me aajayega,,apko ache ache kisse khaniya sunayega.;(;(

Kaati Hai GaM Ki Raat Bade EhtiraaM Se,

Kaati Hai GaM Ki Raat Bade EhtiraaM Se,
Aksar Bujha Liya Hai Chiragon Ko ShaaM Se,

Roshan Hai Apni BazM Aur Is EhtiMaaM Se,
Kuch Dil Bhi Jal Rahe Hai Chiragon Ke NaaM Se,

Muddat Hui Hai Khoon-E-TaManna Kiye Magar,
Ab Tak Tapak Raha Hai Lahoo Dil Ke JaaM Se,

Subah-E-Bahaar HuMko Bulati Rahi Magar,
HuM Khelte Rahe Kisi Zulfon Ki ShaaM Se,

Har Saans Par Hai Maut Ka Pehraa Laga Hua,
Aahista Aye Hayaat Guzar Is MaQaaM Se,

Kaati TaMaaM UMar Fareb-E-Bahar Mein,
Kaante SaMette Rahe Phoolon Ke NaaM Se,

Ye Aur Baat Hai Ke HuM Na Sun Sake,
Awaz Usne Di Hai HaMein Har MaQaaM Se..

UMMeedon Ke Phool Khile Hai

UMMeedon Ke Phool Khile Hai Aas Ki Kaliyan Chatki Hai,
Barso Baad Use Dekha To Aankhein Kisne Jhapki Hai,

Usne Apne Khat Mein Mujhko Kitne Dard Se Likha Hai,
Ab To Gaanv Aaya Karna Ab To Sadkein Pakki Hai,

Jaane Kisko Kahan Mile The Kaun Kahan Par Bichhda Tha,
HuMne Aisi Saari Yaadein Nasiyaa'n Taak Pe Rakhi Hai,

Kachhe Dhaagon Ka Bandhan Ho Ya Zanjeerein Sone Ki,
Dil Jazbon Se Khali Ho To Sab Tadbeerein Kachhi Hai,

Talhiyan Baantne Walon Ko Bhi HuMse Nahi Shikwa,
Kaisi Kaisi Zehrein HuMne AMrit Jaanke Chakkhi Hai...

Ajab Apna Haal Hota Aga

Ajab Apna Haal Hota Agar Vasl-E-Yaar Hota,
Kabhi Jaan SadQe Hoti Kabhi Dil Nisaar Hota,

Na Maza Hai DushMani Mein Na Hai Lutf Dosti Mein,
Koi Gair Gair Hota Koi Yaar Yaar Hota,

Ye Maza Tha Dillagi Ka Ke Barabar Aag Lagti,
Na TuMhe Qaraar Hota Na HaMein Qaraar Hota,

Tere Waade Par SitaMgar Abhi Aur Sabr Karte,
Agar Apni Zindagi Ka HaMein Aitbaar Hota...

Lakhon Ki Bhid Mein Hoon,

Lakhon Ki Bhid Mein Hoon,
Phir Bhi Akela Hoon,

Suraj Ki Roshni Mein Hoon,
Fir Bhi Andhera Hoon,

Dil Ka Kya Haal Kahun,
Ek Luta Hua Musafir Hoon,

Dil To Le Hi Gaye The,
Dhadkan Bhi Le Jaate,

Jo Soona Pan Diya Hai,
Usse Apne Dilse Bhar Jaate,

Ek Haseen Sa Tasavuur In
Aankhon Mein Chhod Jaate,

Aakhri Pal Mein Hi Sahi,
HaMare HuMsafar Ho Jaate...

Pyaar Ne HaMein Deewana Bana Rakha Hai,

Pyaar Ne HaMein Deewana Bana Rakha Hai,
Dilki Mehfil Ko HuMne Tere NaaM Se Saja Rakha Hai,

Har Roz Karte Hai Ise Sajda,
Iska NaaM HuMne Khuda Rakha Hai,

Iski Bandagi Mein Koi KaMi Na Ho,
Khudko HuMne Iska GulaM Bana Rakha Hai,

Ab HaMara Dil Hi HaMara Nahi,
Isko HuMne Aapke NaaM Se
Apne Seene Mein AManat Ki Jagah Rakha Hai.

Jo Bhi Dukh Yaad Na Tha Yaad Aaya,

Jo Bhi Dukh Yaad Na Tha Yaad Aaya,
Aaj Kya Janiye HuMko Kya Kya Yaad Aaya,

Jis Tarah Dhund Mein Lipte The Kuch Phool,
Ek Ek NaQsh Tera Yaad Aaya,

Yaad Aaya Bichhadna Tera,
Phir Nahi Yaad Ke Kya Kya Yaad Aaya,

Ye Mohabbat Bhi Hai Kya Rog,
Jisko Bhoole Wohi Sada Yaad Aaya.

Tadapti Aankhon Ko Bhi Ek Sapna Chahiye,

Tadapti Aankhon Ko Bhi Ek Sapna Chahiye,
Toota Hai Dil Isko Ab Sahara Chahiye,

Ke Ab Hai HuM Tanha Khushiyon Ki Mehfil Mein Bhi,
Ke Ab HaMein Ek Apna Chahiye,

Sadiyon Se HuMne Akele Ye Chandni Raatein Guzari Hai,
Chaand Ko Chandni Hui Naseeb Ab HaMein Apna Ek Chaand Chahiye,

Door Ho TuM Mujh Se UMr Beeti Na Hua HaMara Milan,
Ab HaMein Milneka Koi Bahana Chahiye...

Chehre ki hasi se har gam chupao,

Chehre ki hasi se har gam chupao, 

Bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao... 

Khud na rutho kabhi, par sabko manao 

Ye Raz hai Zindagi ka, 

Bas Jite chale jao!!!

"ek shaks ki yaad

"ek shaks ki yaad kitne roop badalti hai judai ki rahoo me tanhai bhi machalti hai "
kyun diya mohabat ka ye ajib sa dukh na zindagi katiti ha na jaan nikalti hai"
" usa bhulana mai khud ko bhula baitha magar soch ki har raha usi sa milti hai"
ajib rista bandha ha dard ka dil sa bahta aansu sa hi dil ki halat sambhalti hai"
mohabat ka ya safar aaga badhta bhi kaisa nafrat ki shiddat meri mohabat ko kuchalti hai"
kuch iss tarah ghamo ka daldal mai fansa hum khilta phool ko jaisa khizaan nigalti ha"

Hum Phir Milein Na Milein (Sameer Vinay feat Nishant)

कुछ आदतें अक्सर ऐसी हमारे जीवन मैं शामिल होती है

कुछ आदतें  अक्सर ऐसी हमारे जीवन मैं शामिल होती है जिनका हमारे स्वास्थ्य को 
बनाने या बिगाड़ने मैं बहुत योगदान होता है. आइये एक नजर डालकर देखतें 
हैं इन आदतों पर.
स्वास्थ्य बनाने वाली आदतें :
१. व्यायाम करना
२. सुबह शाम सैर करना
३. नियमित जीवन शैली
४. स्वच्छता पूर्वक रहना
स्वास्थ्य बिगाड़ने  वाली आदतें : 
१. धुम्रपान  करना
२. नशा करना 
३. अनियमित जीवन शैली
४. अनाप शनाप खाने की आदत

.

sehat ka rakhain dhyaan

दोस्तों,  आपको  अपनी  सेहत का ध्यान रखना चाहिए. अगर हमारी सेहत अच्छी  है तो ही हम इस दुनिया मैं   
कोई  बड़ा काम कर सकते है नहीं तो  बीमार आदमी तो अपने घरवालों पर ही  बोझ होता है. सेहत कैसे बनी रहे
यह निर्भर करता है चार बातों पर  १. आहार २. श्रम ३. विश्राम ४. संयम 
अब हम इन चारों बातों पर चर्चा करेंगे पहली बात है आहार जिससे की शारीर बनता है और  उसका पोषण 
होता  है आहार जहां तक हो सके शुद्ध होना चाहिए, खूब भूख लगने पर चबा चबा कर खाया जाना चाहिए.
दूसरी बात है  श्रम. श्रम या मेहनत से ही शरीर मैं आहार आत्मसात  होतां है इसीलिए पहलवान लोग  घंटों अखाड़े मैं
पसीना बहातें  है. तीसरी बात विश्राम जिससे की फिर से काम करने की शक्ति आती है.

shiksha

shiksha deti nai hai manjil
naya path,naya ujiara,
jaise bahti nadiya ki dhara,
ja milti sagar se hai.
wahi ashiksha bebas dikhati
mano ruka huwa jal hai
shiksha naya chhor hai to
ashiksha manjhadhar hai
jaha dar sirf har hai,
ha ! shiksha ek balwan hai to,
ashiksha nirbal bhikhari,
jo sada shiksha se hai hari
sada hari.

Teri muskan hamari kamjori hai,

Teri muskan hamari kamjori hai, 
keh na pana hamari majburi hai, 
tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko, 
kya khamoshi ko juban dena jaruri hai?

Stale Hindi Jokes

Stale Hindi Jokes 
Pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?
Santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diy

Boy: tumhaara naam kya hai?
Girl: sab mujhe 'behan' bulaate hai
Boy: wah, mujhe sab 'jeeja' bulaate hai

1st behra scooter khinch ke leja raha tha
2nd behra-kya hua petrol katam ho gayi kya?
1st behra-nahi yaar, petrol khatam ho gayi
2nd behra- acha mujeh laga petrol khatam ho gayi.


Ram: jab bhi meri biwi se jagda hoti hai to main ghar ke kuye ko bandh kar deta hoo.
Shyam: kyu? tumhaari biwi usme kood jaayegi kya?
Ram: nahi re. woh mujhe kuye ke andar giraa degi, isiliye

Maa: pappu ko kutte ne kaata kya? jaldi doctor ke paas le chalo
Ramu: lekin woh kutta to kabkaa bhaag chukaa hai


1st wife: suna ke tumhaara pati kue gir ke mar gaye.
2nd wife: haa behan
1st wife: ab tum kya kar rahi ho?
2nd wife: kue ka pani chodke nal ki pani se kaam chalaa rahi hoo
Hindi Jokes 
Dukhaanwaala in ICU: beta, mujhe dekhne kaun kaun aaya hai?
His son: pappa, family ke sab log yaha hai.
Dukhaanwaala: gadha, agar sab log yaha hai, to dukhaan mein kaun hai?


Baap: exam kaise rahaa?
beta: bahut mushkil tha. koi bhi question mujhe nahi pataa tha.
baap: toh likhaa kya tune?
beta: paper khaali to nahi chod sakta hoo na. isliye sab questions ka answers diya, jo unhe pataa nahi hoga


graahak: kaunsaa soap achcha hai?
dukhaanwala: dettol hai
graahak: to, aap usme apna haath do ke mujhe 2 kilo chaawal deejiye


Shyam: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500 rupaye mein kiya.
Ram: woh kaise?
Shyam: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliya.


Bhagwan: hum tumhaare tapasya se prasanna hue. 2 vardhaan maang lo.
Bhakt: pehle vardhaan yeh hai ke, mujhe neend mein hee marna hai
Bhagwan: thataastu, doosra kya hai?
Bhakt: doosra yeh hai ke, mujhe kabhi neend nahi aani chaahiye.


Boy: hey bhagwan, maine kabhi galat kaam nahi kiya hai. phir bhi mujhe koi ladki pyar nahi karti hai?
Bhagwan: bhakt, sajjano ke saath hamesha achcha hi hota hai. un mein se yeh bhi ek hai. santusht raho
Average Hindi Jokes 
Customer: aap har somvaar hotel ko chutti kyu dete ho?
Hotelwaala: kyunki hafte me us din hee hum saare bartan saaf karte hai


Customer: Bhaisaab, ek cup chaai dena.
Hotelwaala: kaunsa doo sir? special ya ordinary?
Customer: dono me kya farakh hai?
Hotelwaala: cup saaf karke doo, to special. aise hee doo to ordinary


ek baar phir pappu fail ho gaya aur uske pitaa use daant rahe the,
pitaji: padosi ladki ko dekho, woh first class mein pass hui hai aur tum ho, besharam
pappu: hamesha usi ko dekh rahaa tha, isiliye fail ho gaya


dadaji: raju, tumhaari teacher aa rahi hai. jaake chup jaao
raju: oh! pehle aap jaake chup jaao.
dadaji: kyu?
raju: kyunki kal maine aapka guzar jaane kaa bahaane karke chutti liyaa thaa


gusse se customer: waiter!! soup laate waqt toone usme apna ungli kyu daalaa tha?
waiter: no problem sir!! soup zyaada garam nahi hai


Boy: maine nayaa mobile khareeda hai.
Girl: chalo, mujhe party dhilaao
Party ke baad,
Girl: party ke liye paise kahaa se laaye?
Boy: nayaa phone khareeda tha na, use bhech diya
Stale Jokes in Hindi 
TEACHER : PAPPU, map pe India ko pehchaano.
PAPPU : yeh raha!
TEACHER : Sahi hai. ab bachcho, India ko kisne aavishkar kiya
Class: Pappu


Student: sirji, yeh kya hai?
Sirji: Question Paper.
Student: aur yeh kya hai?
Sirji: answer paper
Student: kya naa insaafi hai. question paper mein question hai, par answer paper mein answer nahi hai :-(

Doctor: tumhe 20 stitches daalni hogi.
Patient: teek hai, lekin stitches ka design achchi rehni chaahiye.


Patient1: tumhe kaise pata chala ke waha nakli doctor hai.
Patient2: uska handwriting bahut achchi hai yaar, toh wah kaise doctor hoga.


Patient: Doctorji, ek baat mein aap bahut lucky ho.
Doctor: woh kaunsi baat hai?
Patient: agar aapko kuch ho gaya to aapka operation aapko nahi karni padegi. to aap lucky ho na.

Doctor: yeh tonic hai. roz 4 teaspoons lena.
Patient: lekin mere ghar mein sirf 1 hi teaspoon hai doctor


Santa: mera brush kyu aisa hai? tune kuch kiya kya?
Beta: kuch nahi kiya pappa. sirf tommy ka daant saaf kiya :-)
Stupid Hindi Jokes 
Ram scooterwaale se: tumhe teek se signal dena aata nahi hai kya?
Scooterwaala: kyu?
Ram: pehle left signal diye aur baad me right de rahe ho, lekin seede hi jaa rahe ho.
Scooterwaala: arey bhai, mujhe seedhe jaana tha. lekin galti se left signal kiya. phir use cancel karne ke liye right signal diya. to sahi kiya na?


Ramu: tumhe kaisa pata chalaa ke woh nakli doctor hai?
Shyamu: usne stitches daalne ke liye tailor ke pass beja


Teacher: 1 apple ko 4 log kaise khaayenge?
Student: muh se


Teacher: sher ko dekhke kaun nahi daregaa?
Student: doosraa sher


Teacher: bachcho ab main is keede ko is alcohol ke bottle mein daal rahi hoo. bolo kya hua?
Student: keedaa mar gaya madam.
Teacher: isse tumhe kya gyaan milta hai?
Student: yehi ke agar hum alcohol piyenge to hamaare pet jo keede hai, woh mar jaayenge

Student: is book mein itne saare scientist aur unke number dee hai. kaise yaad rakhu sir?

bahut mushkil hai
Teacher: itna bhi mushkil nahi hai. kyunki woh telephone directory hai.


TEACHER : PAPPU, "I" se ek vaakya banaao.
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : nahi PAPPU, hamesha "I am." se shuru karo
PAPPU : Teek hai teacher, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Stale Hindi Jokes 
Customer: Koi ladkiwaali mobile dikhaaoji?
Dukhaandhaar: ladkiwaali mobile kya hai?
Customer: wahi yaar, jisme sirf missed calls jaate hai!!!!


sweety: pappa, dekho mere jokes newspaper print huaa hai :-)
pappa: arey, yeh kya kee hai? koi dekhegaa to hasegaa beti


pappu ro rahaa tha. tab banta ne poocha: Kyu ro rahe ho?
pappu: mere pappa ne kele pe pair rakh ke gir pade
banta: ro mat. pappa ko kuch nahi huaa na. phir bhi itnaa kyu ro rahe ho?
pappu: mere paas sirf ek hi kelaa tha :-(

pappu: pappa...pappa... mujhe baansuri dilaao na. seekhloonga.
pappu ke pappa: nahi beta... har waqt baansuri bajaate tum ghar mein sabko disturb karoge
pappu: nahi pappa. ghar mein sab log sone ke baad hi main baansuri bajaana shuru karungaa


Paper ka headline: Ek bhaag ne raju ko maar diyaa
Reason: Raju ne bhaag ko dekhkhe bola thaa "Kitnaa badaa billi hai!!!!"

Hotel ka maalik apni waiter se: kaam ke waqt kahaa jaa rahe ho?
waiter: kuch nahi sir, kisi achche hotel mein naashtaa karne jaa rahaa hoo. 10 minute mein aa jaaunga.

Salesman: sir, yeh kapda super quality ka hai. kabhi phategaa nahi.
Customer: tab mujhe kaise 1 meter cut karke doge. mujhe nahi chaahiye chodo.