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Mshkara bankar sbko hsana chaya tha..Sbki zindagi me khusiyo ka phool khilana chayatha..Par kabi kabi ye jokar b kar bethta hai nadani..Apna atit yad kar kar uski akh se b bheta h pani..Tum ish nadan ki baato ko dil se na lga jana,, bsek sapna smjh bhula jana,,,kuch deir bad ye mashkara fer se ushi rang me aajayega,,apko ache ache kisse khaniya sunayega.;(;(

Kaati Hai GaM Ki Raat Bade EhtiraaM Se,

Kaati Hai GaM Ki Raat Bade EhtiraaM Se,
Aksar Bujha Liya Hai Chiragon Ko ShaaM Se,

Roshan Hai Apni BazM Aur Is EhtiMaaM Se,
Kuch Dil Bhi Jal Rahe Hai Chiragon Ke NaaM Se,

Muddat Hui Hai Khoon-E-TaManna Kiye Magar,
Ab Tak Tapak Raha Hai Lahoo Dil Ke JaaM Se,

Subah-E-Bahaar HuMko Bulati Rahi Magar,
HuM Khelte Rahe Kisi Zulfon Ki ShaaM Se,

Har Saans Par Hai Maut Ka Pehraa Laga Hua,
Aahista Aye Hayaat Guzar Is MaQaaM Se,

Kaati TaMaaM UMar Fareb-E-Bahar Mein,
Kaante SaMette Rahe Phoolon Ke NaaM Se,

Ye Aur Baat Hai Ke HuM Na Sun Sake,
Awaz Usne Di Hai HaMein Har MaQaaM Se..

UMMeedon Ke Phool Khile Hai

UMMeedon Ke Phool Khile Hai Aas Ki Kaliyan Chatki Hai,
Barso Baad Use Dekha To Aankhein Kisne Jhapki Hai,

Usne Apne Khat Mein Mujhko Kitne Dard Se Likha Hai,
Ab To Gaanv Aaya Karna Ab To Sadkein Pakki Hai,

Jaane Kisko Kahan Mile The Kaun Kahan Par Bichhda Tha,
HuMne Aisi Saari Yaadein Nasiyaa'n Taak Pe Rakhi Hai,

Kachhe Dhaagon Ka Bandhan Ho Ya Zanjeerein Sone Ki,
Dil Jazbon Se Khali Ho To Sab Tadbeerein Kachhi Hai,

Talhiyan Baantne Walon Ko Bhi HuMse Nahi Shikwa,
Kaisi Kaisi Zehrein HuMne AMrit Jaanke Chakkhi Hai...

Ajab Apna Haal Hota Aga

Ajab Apna Haal Hota Agar Vasl-E-Yaar Hota,
Kabhi Jaan SadQe Hoti Kabhi Dil Nisaar Hota,

Na Maza Hai DushMani Mein Na Hai Lutf Dosti Mein,
Koi Gair Gair Hota Koi Yaar Yaar Hota,

Ye Maza Tha Dillagi Ka Ke Barabar Aag Lagti,
Na TuMhe Qaraar Hota Na HaMein Qaraar Hota,

Tere Waade Par SitaMgar Abhi Aur Sabr Karte,
Agar Apni Zindagi Ka HaMein Aitbaar Hota...

Lakhon Ki Bhid Mein Hoon,

Lakhon Ki Bhid Mein Hoon,
Phir Bhi Akela Hoon,

Suraj Ki Roshni Mein Hoon,
Fir Bhi Andhera Hoon,

Dil Ka Kya Haal Kahun,
Ek Luta Hua Musafir Hoon,

Dil To Le Hi Gaye The,
Dhadkan Bhi Le Jaate,

Jo Soona Pan Diya Hai,
Usse Apne Dilse Bhar Jaate,

Ek Haseen Sa Tasavuur In
Aankhon Mein Chhod Jaate,

Aakhri Pal Mein Hi Sahi,
HaMare HuMsafar Ho Jaate...

Pyaar Ne HaMein Deewana Bana Rakha Hai,

Pyaar Ne HaMein Deewana Bana Rakha Hai,
Dilki Mehfil Ko HuMne Tere NaaM Se Saja Rakha Hai,

Har Roz Karte Hai Ise Sajda,
Iska NaaM HuMne Khuda Rakha Hai,

Iski Bandagi Mein Koi KaMi Na Ho,
Khudko HuMne Iska GulaM Bana Rakha Hai,

Ab HaMara Dil Hi HaMara Nahi,
Isko HuMne Aapke NaaM Se
Apne Seene Mein AManat Ki Jagah Rakha Hai.

Jo Bhi Dukh Yaad Na Tha Yaad Aaya,

Jo Bhi Dukh Yaad Na Tha Yaad Aaya,
Aaj Kya Janiye HuMko Kya Kya Yaad Aaya,

Jis Tarah Dhund Mein Lipte The Kuch Phool,
Ek Ek NaQsh Tera Yaad Aaya,

Yaad Aaya Bichhadna Tera,
Phir Nahi Yaad Ke Kya Kya Yaad Aaya,

Ye Mohabbat Bhi Hai Kya Rog,
Jisko Bhoole Wohi Sada Yaad Aaya.

Tadapti Aankhon Ko Bhi Ek Sapna Chahiye,

Tadapti Aankhon Ko Bhi Ek Sapna Chahiye,
Toota Hai Dil Isko Ab Sahara Chahiye,

Ke Ab Hai HuM Tanha Khushiyon Ki Mehfil Mein Bhi,
Ke Ab HaMein Ek Apna Chahiye,

Sadiyon Se HuMne Akele Ye Chandni Raatein Guzari Hai,
Chaand Ko Chandni Hui Naseeb Ab HaMein Apna Ek Chaand Chahiye,

Door Ho TuM Mujh Se UMr Beeti Na Hua HaMara Milan,
Ab HaMein Milneka Koi Bahana Chahiye...

Chehre ki hasi se har gam chupao,

Chehre ki hasi se har gam chupao, 

Bahut kuch bolo par kuch na batao... 

Khud na rutho kabhi, par sabko manao 

Ye Raz hai Zindagi ka, 

Bas Jite chale jao!!!

"ek shaks ki yaad

"ek shaks ki yaad kitne roop badalti hai judai ki rahoo me tanhai bhi machalti hai "
kyun diya mohabat ka ye ajib sa dukh na zindagi katiti ha na jaan nikalti hai"
" usa bhulana mai khud ko bhula baitha magar soch ki har raha usi sa milti hai"
ajib rista bandha ha dard ka dil sa bahta aansu sa hi dil ki halat sambhalti hai"
mohabat ka ya safar aaga badhta bhi kaisa nafrat ki shiddat meri mohabat ko kuchalti hai"
kuch iss tarah ghamo ka daldal mai fansa hum khilta phool ko jaisa khizaan nigalti ha"

Hum Phir Milein Na Milein (Sameer Vinay feat Nishant)

कुछ आदतें अक्सर ऐसी हमारे जीवन मैं शामिल होती है

कुछ आदतें  अक्सर ऐसी हमारे जीवन मैं शामिल होती है जिनका हमारे स्वास्थ्य को 
बनाने या बिगाड़ने मैं बहुत योगदान होता है. आइये एक नजर डालकर देखतें 
हैं इन आदतों पर.
स्वास्थ्य बनाने वाली आदतें :
१. व्यायाम करना
२. सुबह शाम सैर करना
३. नियमित जीवन शैली
४. स्वच्छता पूर्वक रहना
स्वास्थ्य बिगाड़ने  वाली आदतें : 
१. धुम्रपान  करना
२. नशा करना 
३. अनियमित जीवन शैली
४. अनाप शनाप खाने की आदत

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sehat ka rakhain dhyaan

दोस्तों,  आपको  अपनी  सेहत का ध्यान रखना चाहिए. अगर हमारी सेहत अच्छी  है तो ही हम इस दुनिया मैं   
कोई  बड़ा काम कर सकते है नहीं तो  बीमार आदमी तो अपने घरवालों पर ही  बोझ होता है. सेहत कैसे बनी रहे
यह निर्भर करता है चार बातों पर  १. आहार २. श्रम ३. विश्राम ४. संयम 
अब हम इन चारों बातों पर चर्चा करेंगे पहली बात है आहार जिससे की शारीर बनता है और  उसका पोषण 
होता  है आहार जहां तक हो सके शुद्ध होना चाहिए, खूब भूख लगने पर चबा चबा कर खाया जाना चाहिए.
दूसरी बात है  श्रम. श्रम या मेहनत से ही शरीर मैं आहार आत्मसात  होतां है इसीलिए पहलवान लोग  घंटों अखाड़े मैं
पसीना बहातें  है. तीसरी बात विश्राम जिससे की फिर से काम करने की शक्ति आती है.

shiksha

shiksha deti nai hai manjil
naya path,naya ujiara,
jaise bahti nadiya ki dhara,
ja milti sagar se hai.
wahi ashiksha bebas dikhati
mano ruka huwa jal hai
shiksha naya chhor hai to
ashiksha manjhadhar hai
jaha dar sirf har hai,
ha ! shiksha ek balwan hai to,
ashiksha nirbal bhikhari,
jo sada shiksha se hai hari
sada hari.

Teri muskan hamari kamjori hai,

Teri muskan hamari kamjori hai, 
keh na pana hamari majburi hai, 
tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko, 
kya khamoshi ko juban dena jaruri hai?

Stale Hindi Jokes

Stale Hindi Jokes 
Pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?
Santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diy

Boy: tumhaara naam kya hai?
Girl: sab mujhe 'behan' bulaate hai
Boy: wah, mujhe sab 'jeeja' bulaate hai

1st behra scooter khinch ke leja raha tha
2nd behra-kya hua petrol katam ho gayi kya?
1st behra-nahi yaar, petrol khatam ho gayi
2nd behra- acha mujeh laga petrol khatam ho gayi.


Ram: jab bhi meri biwi se jagda hoti hai to main ghar ke kuye ko bandh kar deta hoo.
Shyam: kyu? tumhaari biwi usme kood jaayegi kya?
Ram: nahi re. woh mujhe kuye ke andar giraa degi, isiliye

Maa: pappu ko kutte ne kaata kya? jaldi doctor ke paas le chalo
Ramu: lekin woh kutta to kabkaa bhaag chukaa hai


1st wife: suna ke tumhaara pati kue gir ke mar gaye.
2nd wife: haa behan
1st wife: ab tum kya kar rahi ho?
2nd wife: kue ka pani chodke nal ki pani se kaam chalaa rahi hoo
Hindi Jokes 
Dukhaanwaala in ICU: beta, mujhe dekhne kaun kaun aaya hai?
His son: pappa, family ke sab log yaha hai.
Dukhaanwaala: gadha, agar sab log yaha hai, to dukhaan mein kaun hai?


Baap: exam kaise rahaa?
beta: bahut mushkil tha. koi bhi question mujhe nahi pataa tha.
baap: toh likhaa kya tune?
beta: paper khaali to nahi chod sakta hoo na. isliye sab questions ka answers diya, jo unhe pataa nahi hoga


graahak: kaunsaa soap achcha hai?
dukhaanwala: dettol hai
graahak: to, aap usme apna haath do ke mujhe 2 kilo chaawal deejiye


Shyam: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500 rupaye mein kiya.
Ram: woh kaise?
Shyam: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliya.


Bhagwan: hum tumhaare tapasya se prasanna hue. 2 vardhaan maang lo.
Bhakt: pehle vardhaan yeh hai ke, mujhe neend mein hee marna hai
Bhagwan: thataastu, doosra kya hai?
Bhakt: doosra yeh hai ke, mujhe kabhi neend nahi aani chaahiye.


Boy: hey bhagwan, maine kabhi galat kaam nahi kiya hai. phir bhi mujhe koi ladki pyar nahi karti hai?
Bhagwan: bhakt, sajjano ke saath hamesha achcha hi hota hai. un mein se yeh bhi ek hai. santusht raho
Average Hindi Jokes 
Customer: aap har somvaar hotel ko chutti kyu dete ho?
Hotelwaala: kyunki hafte me us din hee hum saare bartan saaf karte hai


Customer: Bhaisaab, ek cup chaai dena.
Hotelwaala: kaunsa doo sir? special ya ordinary?
Customer: dono me kya farakh hai?
Hotelwaala: cup saaf karke doo, to special. aise hee doo to ordinary


ek baar phir pappu fail ho gaya aur uske pitaa use daant rahe the,
pitaji: padosi ladki ko dekho, woh first class mein pass hui hai aur tum ho, besharam
pappu: hamesha usi ko dekh rahaa tha, isiliye fail ho gaya


dadaji: raju, tumhaari teacher aa rahi hai. jaake chup jaao
raju: oh! pehle aap jaake chup jaao.
dadaji: kyu?
raju: kyunki kal maine aapka guzar jaane kaa bahaane karke chutti liyaa thaa


gusse se customer: waiter!! soup laate waqt toone usme apna ungli kyu daalaa tha?
waiter: no problem sir!! soup zyaada garam nahi hai


Boy: maine nayaa mobile khareeda hai.
Girl: chalo, mujhe party dhilaao
Party ke baad,
Girl: party ke liye paise kahaa se laaye?
Boy: nayaa phone khareeda tha na, use bhech diya
Stale Jokes in Hindi 
TEACHER : PAPPU, map pe India ko pehchaano.
PAPPU : yeh raha!
TEACHER : Sahi hai. ab bachcho, India ko kisne aavishkar kiya
Class: Pappu


Student: sirji, yeh kya hai?
Sirji: Question Paper.
Student: aur yeh kya hai?
Sirji: answer paper
Student: kya naa insaafi hai. question paper mein question hai, par answer paper mein answer nahi hai :-(

Doctor: tumhe 20 stitches daalni hogi.
Patient: teek hai, lekin stitches ka design achchi rehni chaahiye.


Patient1: tumhe kaise pata chala ke waha nakli doctor hai.
Patient2: uska handwriting bahut achchi hai yaar, toh wah kaise doctor hoga.


Patient: Doctorji, ek baat mein aap bahut lucky ho.
Doctor: woh kaunsi baat hai?
Patient: agar aapko kuch ho gaya to aapka operation aapko nahi karni padegi. to aap lucky ho na.

Doctor: yeh tonic hai. roz 4 teaspoons lena.
Patient: lekin mere ghar mein sirf 1 hi teaspoon hai doctor


Santa: mera brush kyu aisa hai? tune kuch kiya kya?
Beta: kuch nahi kiya pappa. sirf tommy ka daant saaf kiya :-)
Stupid Hindi Jokes 
Ram scooterwaale se: tumhe teek se signal dena aata nahi hai kya?
Scooterwaala: kyu?
Ram: pehle left signal diye aur baad me right de rahe ho, lekin seede hi jaa rahe ho.
Scooterwaala: arey bhai, mujhe seedhe jaana tha. lekin galti se left signal kiya. phir use cancel karne ke liye right signal diya. to sahi kiya na?


Ramu: tumhe kaisa pata chalaa ke woh nakli doctor hai?
Shyamu: usne stitches daalne ke liye tailor ke pass beja


Teacher: 1 apple ko 4 log kaise khaayenge?
Student: muh se


Teacher: sher ko dekhke kaun nahi daregaa?
Student: doosraa sher


Teacher: bachcho ab main is keede ko is alcohol ke bottle mein daal rahi hoo. bolo kya hua?
Student: keedaa mar gaya madam.
Teacher: isse tumhe kya gyaan milta hai?
Student: yehi ke agar hum alcohol piyenge to hamaare pet jo keede hai, woh mar jaayenge

Student: is book mein itne saare scientist aur unke number dee hai. kaise yaad rakhu sir?

bahut mushkil hai
Teacher: itna bhi mushkil nahi hai. kyunki woh telephone directory hai.


TEACHER : PAPPU, "I" se ek vaakya banaao.
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : nahi PAPPU, hamesha "I am." se shuru karo
PAPPU : Teek hai teacher, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Stale Hindi Jokes 
Customer: Koi ladkiwaali mobile dikhaaoji?
Dukhaandhaar: ladkiwaali mobile kya hai?
Customer: wahi yaar, jisme sirf missed calls jaate hai!!!!


sweety: pappa, dekho mere jokes newspaper print huaa hai :-)
pappa: arey, yeh kya kee hai? koi dekhegaa to hasegaa beti


pappu ro rahaa tha. tab banta ne poocha: Kyu ro rahe ho?
pappu: mere pappa ne kele pe pair rakh ke gir pade
banta: ro mat. pappa ko kuch nahi huaa na. phir bhi itnaa kyu ro rahe ho?
pappu: mere paas sirf ek hi kelaa tha :-(

pappu: pappa...pappa... mujhe baansuri dilaao na. seekhloonga.
pappu ke pappa: nahi beta... har waqt baansuri bajaate tum ghar mein sabko disturb karoge
pappu: nahi pappa. ghar mein sab log sone ke baad hi main baansuri bajaana shuru karungaa


Paper ka headline: Ek bhaag ne raju ko maar diyaa
Reason: Raju ne bhaag ko dekhkhe bola thaa "Kitnaa badaa billi hai!!!!"

Hotel ka maalik apni waiter se: kaam ke waqt kahaa jaa rahe ho?
waiter: kuch nahi sir, kisi achche hotel mein naashtaa karne jaa rahaa hoo. 10 minute mein aa jaaunga.

Salesman: sir, yeh kapda super quality ka hai. kabhi phategaa nahi.
Customer: tab mujhe kaise 1 meter cut karke doge. mujhe nahi chaahiye chodo.

Hindi Jokes Collection

Comedy Hindi Jokes Collection 
:dunia me relation ki koi obhab nahi hai, to kiska obhab hai?
:relation long karne ki.


:“Election Engineering” parne ke lyee meri future keya hai?
:ek nokri ke leyee ads dene ke lyee aur ek 5 yrs wait karna parega.


Scientist o ne bohot din se chesta jari raha hai “Brain” ke bina ek aadmi koidin bachna parta hai ye abiskar karne ke chesta kar raha hai. Keya tum tumhari mobile no. usko sms kar dega?


:ye keya dia iss dudh par to melamine hai!!!
:Aluminium ki Rs. De kar aap melamine ki dudh poega na to keya paoge?


Do poka ne alap kar rahe hai ek dustbin se.
:keya re 500 Rs. Ki kamar de kar tham dia kiun?
:kiun ki 500Rs. Samajh kar kamar dia magar ab to dekha 100Rs.



Vai aap makan vare pe lene ke waqt bola tha iha se see-beech dekha jayaga magar ab to kuch bhi nahi dekha jata hai ek naryel gach chara
:kone par ek telescope hai wo se aap see-beech aur mangal grah vi dekhne paoge.


Kayamat ki din ek feresta a kar bola tumhare sabko nij nij gunahko 30 page pe likhna hoga. Kuch der baad tum bola 'Sir, mujhko loose lagega'.


Pappu: Mintu tu nahi jante hai, jab meine chota tha meine helicopter se par gaya tha.
Mitu: kyea bolti tu! Tab to tune mar jata tha.
Pappu: keya karu itni chota tha meri yaad nahi hai.


Driver: garime oil nahi hai sir. Aur samne nahi jayega.
Malik: toh keyaa hoga. Samne nahi jayega to gari ghura kar pher bari cholo.


Admi: ek chota bacha ko dokan par dekha aur bola tum itni chote ho itni chocolate dekh kar tumko lov nahi hota hai?
Baccha: hota hai, uss lyee meine chocholate ko chat kar rakh deta hu.


Ek surgent ne ek driver ko pakar ke bola
:tum driver ho pilot  nahi..
:si si. Pilot samjhu kayse wo log to kheto ko vi raste samajhte hai….


Ek din Hozz saab ghar ki janal de kar bahir me jana chahta hai govir raat me,
Yeh dekh kar uski guard ne bole keya kar rahe ho saab?
-log kehta hai meine raat me ghumanto obosthay hatta hu,wo dekhne ke liee ye kar raha
Short and Hilarious Hindi Jokes 
Tumhhari baat mein office jane ke waqt sochta hu,kaj ki andar chochta hu. Kab month ses hoga, aur tum meri paas aoge, Rs. Tumko mere sabse jyada jarurat hai.


tumko kya wo baat yaad hai, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
ha, of course, kiun nahi. Magar tum kaun ho?


kayse desh ki aadmi nahi badega?
ab adamshumari gin ne bondh kar do population vi kam jayega.


”man is mortal”-sudhu ki admi mortal women nahi?
women vi mortal magar wo baat yaad karne ki kaya jarurat hai?


itne kosis ke bad vi is desh ki koi unknot nahi hota hai kiun?
kiun ki unknoti ke liee chesta nahi jari hai.


Basant me kiski dukh besi hota hai.
kokil ki, kiun ki din raat uski gola ki istemal karna parti hai.


otithi panchi ki koi visa-passport kiun nahi lagte hai?
kiun ki nij desh mein fir kar ane ki koi guarantee nahi hai iss lyee.


chand ki paas hajaro chare rehta hai magar suraj ke pas kuch kiu nahi rehta?
jisko ksamta rehta hai uske paas koi real friend nahi rehta hai.


kounci mama ham sabke liee saman.
chand mama.


2010 saal ki keya humko keya lakshay hai?
jaan le kar 2011 pe jana.


hum humko valuable vote kisko degi?
jo apko jyada value de usko.
 


Bade miah:tum jara jorse panda, ye meine khub like karti hu.
Chote miah: maine vi like karti hu magar o check boi.


itni problem le kar hum log kaunsi desh mein baas karti hai.
prithbi ki sabche sukhi desh mein.


hum log piche par rahi hai kiun?
durnity jayada ho rahi hai us lie.


admi kaunsi din me jayada chaka khata hai?
valentine day par,payar ki ijhar karne ke waqt…


SAARK sammelon ho kar keya subidha hota hai?
iss samay koi bomb blast nahi hota hai.


Rajniti ki koi niti nahi hota hai kiun?
ase na! Durniti.


Chand kiun nahi uthta hai?
Kalank sabne dekhe iss lie
Hindi Jokes Collection 
Saadi se pehle ladki ne kaha tha ye soch kar uski sare raat nirghum jata tha.
Aur saadi ke baad bibi keya bola ye sun ne se pehle hi wo so jata hai.



Matri vasa bola jata hai magar pitri vasa kiun nahi bola jata hai?
Kiun ki pita ne khub kam samay baat karne sujog pata hai.



Ek santi purno saadi ki pehla sarta hai bar bar payar me parna magar ye jarur bibi ki payar me parna hai nahi to ulta hogi.



Jab koi swami uski bibi ke lie gari ki darwaja khul deta hai tab ye confirm kar ke bola jata hai ki, ya gari neya aur bibi naya hai.


Aapne apni man ki baad khulke balna paroge. Aapki bibi koi disturb nahi karegi- is tarah sujog apne chahta ho?
Tahole jab usne so jayaga tab tum jo bolna hai bolo.



Aap kisise payar karte ho magar kehna nahi parte ho. Toh ektu kast karke khojo aspas koi chuhe hai ki nahi, agar nahi to jogar karo. Dekhna us chuhe ki voi pa kar tumhare pas ayega.



admi payar me parti hai jab usne vaab mein rehta hai, aur payar mein parne ki baad keya hota hai?
O-vab mein parti hai.



payar aya tha nirobe…uske baad keya hua tha?
sorobe chala gaya.



Dokandar: mere is drugs se mosquito marega 100% guarantee.
Admi:samajh gaya, magar ye istemal keyse karu?
Dokandar: khub easy, ek mosquito dharna aur usk much par ye drugs bhar dega aur
Dekhna kayse kam karta hai.



Sagar shukie jata hai, pahar urr kar jata hai, tum mujhko vul jate ho, magar maine tumko keyase vul paonge? Tum har rat meri sapne ata ho aur akela chitkar karti hu
Vut! Vut!
Collection of Funny Hindi Jokes 
Ek admi ne bola 'Six month ke bad bibi puritan ho jati hai'
2nd person: vai thik kaha.


keya meine itni valo jo tum har din yeh prarthana karte ho ki har ladka meri
Tarah premika pay..?
:of course, kiun meine akela ye vog karunga!!!


acca, keya tum mujhko valentine day par ek ring dega?
:of course, tumhara phone no. de do meine tumko ek ring dunga.



meine sapne mein dekha tum mujhko iss valentine day par ek heera ka necklace
Deti hai.
of course, tumhare is sapne ko “khabnama” dunga.


acca, keya tum mujhko 1st payar ki baat bolte ho?
of course, boloto tum sab ladkione ye  ek baat kiun bolte ho?



sun ke jao jara, valentine day ke se tum mere relative ko payar karoge.
of course. Dekho maine meri shans se jayada tumhare shans se payar karti hu.


1st angagement ring, uski bad wedding ring, ab keya?
uski bad suffering.


Swami:tum ring vul angul pe pada hai.
Bibi: kiun ki tum vul ladki se saadi kara hai.


Ek maha vul kar vi admi ovinandan pai wo hai saadi karke.


Ek admi khub garb se uski bibi ki baat karte raha
Aadmi dusri admi se: jnate ho meri bibi meri har baat manti hai.
Dusri admi: wo khub bimorso ho kar bola,tum to khub vaggoban hai. Ye kase hota hai?
Admi: jhagra hone ki baad meine sob dos meri upor le leta hu.
Hindi Jokes Collection 
Election ke lie protik gamsa,chati bol kar har ek ko deta hai. Magar ek ki protik hay
Hati.



Ek gadha arek gadh ko bola,keyare teri malik to tuse itni kam khana deta hai aur tab
Vi tu usko chod kar nahi jata hai kiu.
Dusri gadha: Chod kar nahi jata hu kiunki malik ne uski wife ko bola r ekbar tarkari mein
Namak kam degi to tujhe us gadhe ke sath saadi kara degi.



Ek lok ek popular School pe ja kar uski headmaster ko bola salar sir keysa ho?
Sir to khep gaya: Ap mujhe is tarah bola kiun?
meri sala is school me padti hai aur ap uski sir hay toh ap meri sala ki sir nahi hai?



Pandit: ap 100 yrs bachegi.
Vakto: Jadi nahi bacha?
Panditji: then tum mere gal par thas thas karke do chor de kar jana.



Vagne: mama itni biman rang keyse karti hay?
Mama: Biman jab akash me udti hay tab chota ho jata hai tab rang karti hai.



Char bandhobi ek sath ek train par betha raha hai. Ticket checker aya.1st jon puri dress
Para tha uski 500 Rs. Fine kia. 2nd jon short kamij pada raha tha uski 250 and tisri only
Bra & panti pada uski 50 fine kiya. Magar 4th jonki koi jarimana nahi kia. Bolo to kiun?
Kiun ki uske pas ticket tha.


Ek log train par betha kar hasti rahe e soch kar ke 10pm ki train just 10pm par chod rahi
Hai. Pas se ek log kaha vai e kalki train hai.


Pichle time e slogan tha 'shikshai jati ki merudanda'
Yeh ajki slogan hoga 'shikshai jati ki haddi'.


Tumhare pas sabuj kali ki kalam hoga?
Kiu
Na mane tumhari jama ki color sabuj is lie jaha jaha sabuj rang hai tumari jama par meine
Sabuj kar deta.


Jitni bar meine rone ki chesta karti hu itni bar mere aankho ko bristi ki pani dho deti hai.


Akashki megh kar dekh kar koi vi rone laga hoga is lie meine kabhi us tarah dekha nahi.

Relationship Jokes in Hindi

Teasing Jokes 
Patni aur ghadi main kya antar hai?.
ghadi bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai.
aur patni bigadati hai to "SHURu" ho jati hai.
Funny sms in Hindi 
Pahli padosan:-kya baat hai bahan, kal raat tum 3 ghante tak apne pati se jhagadti rahi. Jabki roz 20-25 minute hi ladti ho.

Doosri padosan:-kya bataoon bahan,aaj se ye 5 din ke tour per jaa rahe hain.

Naukraani and maalkin funny Hindi Joke 
Naukraani:-maalkin baba ne cockroach kha liya.
Maalkin:-are jaldi karo use doctor ke paas le chalo.

Naukraani:-aap tention mat lo, maine baba ko bygone pila diya.
Funny bachche Hindi Joke 
Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, "is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao."

Bachche ne kaha, " pata nahin."

Teacher ne kaha, "Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao."

Bachche ne kaha "Mere pair dekho aur naam batao"
Cute pati and patni Hindi Joke 
Yadi koi pati car ka darwaaza khol kar khada ho jaye aur patni se bathane ka aagrah Karen
to yeh tay jaaniye ki ya to car nai hai ya biwi.

Funny Santa sms 
Officer Santa:-Madam is swimming pool main nahana mana hai.
Aurat:-to aapne mujhe tab mana kyon nahin kya jab main kapde utaar rahi thi.
Officer santa:-madam kapde utarna those hi mana hai.

Cute animal sms 
Ek gadhe ne santa ko maara aur bhagne laga.
santa gadhe ke peeche use pakadne dauda. Raste main use zebra mila. Santa bola sala track suit pahan kar mujhe ullu banata hai.

Patient and Doctor Hindi Joke 
Patient: Doctor, mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe vampire ne kaat lya hai..

Doctor: achcha , lo ek glass paani piyo.

Patient: kya main isse thik ho jaaunga?

Doctor: nahin per isse mujhe pata chal jaaega ki tumhare gale main chhed hai ki nahin.

Waiter Joke Hindi 
Ek customer waiter se:-waiter dekho mere soup main cockroach pada hai.
Waiter:- sorry sir,aajkal makkhiya vacation per gayi hain.

One Liner Hindi Joke 
mandir ja, meri bhi unhi ne dhoondh kar di thi.

Hindi Writer Joke 
lekhak se kisi ne poocha: janab aap buri aurto ki hi kahaniyan kyon likhte hain?
Lekhak(hairani se):-bhala achchi aurato ki koi kahani hoti hai?

Funny Beta Pita sms 
Beta: Papa shaadi karke jab log pareshaan hi rahte hai to shaadi kyu karte hai,

Pita: Beta akal badaam khaane se nahi tokar khaane se aati hai.

Funny papa Beta Hindi Joke 
Papa:-beta, agar mere nadi main tairne tak tum ek hi jagah baithe rahoge to main tumhe 10 rs. Dunga.

Beta:-aur papa agar aap wapas nahin aaye,to kya main ye paise mummy se le loon?
Funny Girls sms Hindi 
Pahli ladki:-tumhara necklace bada kimti lag raha hai. Lagta hai kahi achchi job lag gayi hai.

Doosri ladki:-job nahin yaar, lottery lag gayi. Mujhe paise wala pati mil gaya.

Funny women joke in Hindi 
Ek mahila:- jab kabhi main apni beti ke saath nikalti hoon, to log log poochte hain kya ye chhoti bahan hai?

Doosri mahila:-achcha tumhari beti abhi se itni boodhi dikhne lagi hai?

Funny one liner sms 
Ek beauty parlor ke bahar ek line likhi thi,"yahan se niklne wali ladkiyon ko seeti na bajaye, wo aapki daadi ho sakti hain."
Funny student sms Hindi Joke 
Ek medical student ne apni classmate ko khoon se ek khat dekar kaha,"is khat ka jawab zaroor dena."

Classmate ne use jawab diya,"tumhara bloodgroup B positive hai."

Premi premika one liner sms 
Purani kahawat hai ki shaadi se pahle premi premika ka haath prem ki wajah se pakadta hai, jabki shaddi ke baad aatmraksha ke liye.
Sharabi Joke in Hindi 
Sharabi and Doctor Funny Sms
Sharabi:-Doctor ji kya aap meri sharab chuuda sakte hain?

Doctor:- haan haan ,kyon nahin.
Sharabi:- police ne meri 50 botel sharab ki pakad li hain ,jaldi se unhe chhudwa lijiye.
Boyfriend and girlfriend SMS Joke in Hindi 
Boyfriend:-kitna achcha ho yadi hamari shaadi isi saal ho jaae.

Girlfriend:- oh to kya tumhari shaadi bhi isi saal ho rahi hai?
Funny Fishe Joke 
Dho goldfish bowl main baat kar rahi thi:
pahli goldfish:- kyat tum bhagwan per bharosa karti ho?

Doosri goldfish :- bilkul, to tumhe kya lagta hai ,roz bowl ka paani koun change karta hai?
Patient and Doctor funny Joke in Hindi 
Patient:-Doctor, jab bhi main chai peeta hu meri aankh main dard hone lagta ha.

Doctor:-Ab tum jab bhi chai peena , cup main se spoon bahar nikal lena.
Saas And Bahu Jokes 
Saas:-bhagwaan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di hai, chaawal se patthar nahin nikal sakti kya?

Bahu:-bhagwan ne aapko bhi to 32 daant diya hain,do char patthar chaba nahin sakti kya?

Hindi Sad Shayari

Hindi Sad Shayari 
     Dard utha yesa dil me saha jata nahi,
Kissa judai ka muh se kaha jata nahi.

  Chahat me kisi ger ko tune sab kuch lootaya,
Ek hum hi the jisne tera daman bachaya.

     Jo thi kabhi humari vo ho gayi parai hai,
Apne armaano ki arthi humne sajai hai.

     Kismet me likhi rab ne hum dono ki judai,
Na dosh de kisi ko issi me hai ab bhalai.


    Zakham jitna chahe de tu muh se na aah bharege,
Teri tarha kisi ger ki na chah karege.

  Yesa na socha tha kabhi vo is kadar jayegi,
Chadi ke chand tudade ke liye asmat lootati jayegi.

   Aakho me laho ka raang chad neend aane lagi,
Ek tere aane ki aas thi bhi jane lagi.

   Dil laga hua hai tera kisi ger se,
Pesh hai khat ka jabab khidmat me pyar se.

Dhakan tumhare naam ki mere seene me milegi,
Khusboo tumhare saath ki mere pasene me milegi.

  Kisi ke banker kisi ko banakar dekh liya,
Pyar ke phool ko dil me khilakar dekh liya.


Jalkar kisi ki yaad me dil raakh hota hai,
Jo hai naashe me chur asar khak hota hai.

  Keise karu tumhari har khawiesh puri,
Parai ho chuki hoon mein meri bhi mazboori.



Kya dard dil ki baat kahege kisi se hum,
Aapno ke aagaan me aajnaabi se hum.

Layega raang ek din yah gam jaroor mera,
Fir bach nahi sakega yah haasi gujoor tera.


Zindagi me ek pal bhi sukun na paya,
Duniya ki bheed me khud ko tanha paya,
Tere diye zakham ko pyar samajhte rahe,
Tere isi bhulve ke piche kisi aur se dil na lagaya…!

Usne kaha bas itni si mulakat bahut hai,
Ro Ro ke kaha, tharo abhi raat bahut hai,
Aansu mere tham jaye fir jana shok se,
Aise me kaha jaoge, Barsaat bahut hai…!!

Tum milo na milo milne ka gum nahi,
Tum pass se nikal jao to milne se kam nahi,
Mana tumhe kadra nahi hamari,
Par unse pucho jinhe hasil hum nahi…!!
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Chod de chakkar iskq ka khel bura hai,


  Ek bevafa se pyar kiye ja raha tha mein,
Jaankar aanjaan banta ja raha tha mein.

  Zindagi cut gayi unko yu hi manane me,
Hum taraste rahe vo lage rahe bhulane me.

Yaado ki bebasi me rote hai aadmi,
Yaad kar gunaho ko chup hote hai aadmi.


  Baato hi baato me jab koi tera naam leta,
Meri dukhti hui nas ko koi tham leta.

Berukhi tumhari hum heart se dekhte hai,
Matlab nikalne per yese hi dur fekte hai.


Dil dhankan lagta hai unke aane ke baad,
Dil tadafane lagta hai unke jane ke baad.

Khud hi masgool rahete hai jo kalank ke liye,
numaish jism ki karte hai vo palang ke liye.


  Mujhko fasakar pyar ki is uljan me,
Aap rahti hai mast aapni hi dun me.

  Giri hui chabi ki tarha utha lo mujhko,
Ab bhi waqt hai sanam bula lo mujhko.


Milege hum to bichadga aakho me kajal,
Kabhi to hat kar rahega yah gam ke badal.

Teri yaado se liye beita hoon jeene ka sahara,
Kar le tu chahe jitna kar sakti hai kinara.


Hindi Sad Shayari 

Aaj lagi hai teri yaari jisse sang me sone ki,
Aakhir aayegi uski baari ek na ek din rone ki.

Dil kabhi na meine jaanu tera jalaya hai,
Gam chupakar sene me tujhko hasaya hai.

Ruthkar na is tarha thukrake jaeye,
Hum bhi kabhi the tere yah na bhulaiye.


      Dur tumse rahkar ke hum ho gaye behaal,
Chahata hai agar dil me, to aakar mujhe sambhaalo.

   Dulhan ban kar nikali hai vo ghar se dekhiye,
Roshani karegi bangale ko jakar ke dekhiye


Kar rahi hai ash hume barbad karke,
Mar rahe hai hum usse hi yaad karke.

  Mil rahi saja na jane kis kasoor ki,
Nutanki wali chal jannat ke dur ki.


  Katputali banker nachati haath me aaya hai,
Rani banker rakha jisne usko thukraya hai.

Surat ki ho bholi bhali dil ki daagabaaz ho,
Kadr pyar ki tum kya jaano paise ki mohtaaz ho.


  Jo aapna ho nahi sakta ussi se dil lagaya hai,
Ibadat me usi ki humne jaha ko bhulaya hai.

Matlab ke liye duniya muh me rakhti hai pyaj,
Dikhave ka perhez kyu khota hai yah mijaj.
Hindi Sad Shayari 
  Gusse me hai vo aajkal bulaya nahi karte,
Kayam hai hum bhi zind per jaya nahi karte.

  Tera khayal dil se bulaya nahi jayega,
Aakho se dil ka haal chupaya nahi jayega.

  Ab to mujhe nafrat hai teri parchayi se,
Karan kuch nahi bas teri harjaeio se.


    Khayal aapka mujhko bahut satata hai,
Kaheyi kabhi aapko bhi humara khayal aata hai.

  Phoolo ki tarha khilne lagi aate hi shulve saal me,
Diwana hua dil mera tujhe dekhkar is haal me.


   Hakiqat hai ki aaj koi juda hai tumse,
Dard ka rishta liken jod gaya hai mujhse.


   Khub karle ash rani lagte nahi tere daam hai,
Kya hua jo naam thoda ho raha badnaam hai.

    Katra ke chale jana acchi na sharafat,
Shikhi kaha se tumne sare rah aadabat.

  Iskq karne ka tera pasha hai ya khota chalan,
Namard ko chodkar har mard ko hogi jalan.

  Barbad kari zindagi karke pyar huzoor,
Bedaag rani hai kaha jispe tha mujhe garoor.


Khabar nahi unko abhi aakhari aanjamo se,
Kala muh khud hi karti hai aapne hi karnaamo se.

   Gam nahi hai mujhko teri bevafai se,
Gam hai to jaha me teri rusvai se.


   Mubarak ho tumko yah chalo chaln tumhara,
Bhoole se khayal dil me bhi na lana humara.

   Uski masum khilkhilahat ek banawat hai,
Jaise bikne wale maal ki dukaan me sajawat hai.
Hindi Sad Shayari 

Kya nasib paya hai meine charo aur aandhera,
Is bhari duniya me shayad koi nahi hai mera.

Hum pyar ka suada karte hai ek baar,
Tum pyar ko ruada karti ho har baar.

Tuaba meri tauba na kisi se pyar karuga,
Chahat rakhuga dil me na izhaar karuga.


Kya mil gaya nadaan tujhe mera dil dukha ke,
Gero se lipti ja rahi ho mujhko dekhake.

   Mujhe meri mohbbat ka na ab tak itbaar aaya,
Magar tumhara naam lab per baar baar aaya.

   Mujhe dekh kar gero ke sang jayda na itraana,
Accha nahi hai dukhti nas per haath lagana.

    Koi dil jala kabhi na kabhi to tujh per kahar dhayega,
Ya meri tarha hi dil me ghut kar ke rah jayega.


    Kab milege haum tum ab yah vada karo,
Hadh se gujar gaya hai zulam na jayada karo.

Khata hui kya yesi mujhse bah gaya paani aakho se,
Chhed gaya mere dil ko koi jalti hui salakho se.

  Sapne to bas sapne hai koi saar nahi hai sapno ka,
Ger to akhir ger hai per viswash nahi hai aapno ka.


   Mile na hassi koi zindagi me khuda kare,
Gar mile to khuda use kabhi na juda kare.

    Mala japa karta hoon main din raat jiske naam ki,
Intazaar mujhko hai uske hasrat bhare pegam ki.
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Kaanch ko chahat thi patthar pane ki,
Ek pal me tutkar fir bikhar jane ki,
Chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki,
Apne tukdo me tasvir uski banana ki….!!

Hum jee rahe the unka naam le kar,
Wo gujarte the hamara salaam lekar,
Ek din wok eh gaye bhula do hum ko,
Humne pucha kaise..?
Wo chale gaye hatho me jaam deke…!!


Mujhe dared ishq ka maza malum hai,
Dard e dil ki inteha malum hai,
Zindagi bhar muskurane ki du mat de,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai……..!!

Khuda hamari tarah aap ko tanhai na de,
Hum jee lege tanha, magar aap ko judai na de,
Hamari nigaho me basi rahe aap ki surat,
Aapko bhale hum dikhai na de…..!!

     Main lootata jar aha tha jiski ulfat mein,
Usne mujhko rakha hamesa galat fehmi mein.


    Dil me chahe jitna kar le tu roop ka gumaan,
Rah gaya meri nazaro me tera do kudi ka maan.

    Pyar ka paygam lekar dar per tere aate hai,
Jane kya hai dil me unke jab chahe thukrate hai.

    Khabar kise thi phele dil me aag laga degi,
Chahat jab pagal ho jaye milkar vo daga degi.

      Vo muh mod gaye yetbaar tod gaye,
Kisi garib ko matlab ke liye chod gaye.

    Kismet me yahi sayad aaye hai likhva kar,
Hume lootta hai har koi jalwa dekhkar.

    Kismet hi meri yesi koi tera dhosh nahi,
Chalet rahe fareb se per aaya hosh nahi.


     Agar tum meri zindagi me aayi na hoti,
Is kadar jaha me rusvai na hoti.
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Waqt fisalta hai ret ki tarah,
Hum bas unhe sabhalna bhul jate hai,
Kuch log bahut khas hote hai,
Hum bas unhe batana bhul jate hai…!

Dil dhadakta hai to aawaz nahi aati,
Har kisi ko mohabbat raas nahi aati,
Yeh to apne-apne naseeb ki baat hai,
Koi bhulta nahi, kisi ko yaad nahi aati..!

Do kadam to sab chal lete hai,
Par zindagi bhar ka sath koi nahi nibhata,
Agar ro kar bhulai jati yaade,
To has kar koi gum nahi chuppata…!


Bahut kuch sikha jati hai zindagi,
Has kar rula jati hai zindagi,
Jee sako utna jee lo kyuki,
Bahut kuch baki rehta hai aur
Khatam ho jati hai zindagi…


Humse door hota gaya har mukaam yaaro,
Aansu mein beh gayi meri har shaam yaaro,
Mita di zindagi jiske liye,
Usi ne keh diya bhula do mujhko yaaro….!!


Us dilruba ne zakham diya bade shok se,
Phir ilaaj ko bulaya ghar be rok tok ke,
Usne mere zakham ka kuch yu kiya ilaj,
Marham bhi lagaya to kaanto ki nok se……!!!

Zindagi aap ke bina viraan lagti hai,
Aap ho to har muskil aasaan lagti hai,
Sath ho aap mere to sab kuch hai,
Bin aap ke har rah sunsaan lagti hai….!!
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Badal gayi rah par hum khoye nhi
dard bahut tha dil mai par hum roye nhi
koi nhi hamara jo puche humse jaag rahe ho
kisi ke liye ya kisi ke liye soye nahi.


Phul banke muskurana zindigi h,
muskura kr gam bhulana zindigi h.
Mil kr khus hue to kya hue,
bina mile bhi rishta nibhana zindigi hai.



Humko Gali me dekh k usne khud ko Chupa liya.
Jane ye dushmano ne Use kya sikha diya.


Apni Zindgi ki Ajeeb kahani hai,
Jis cheej ko chaha woh Begani hai,
Haste hai toh Sirf DUNIYA ke Liye,
Varna in Aankhon Me pani hi pani hai.


ISHQ ibadat he ise khone mt dena,
BEWAFAI gunah h ise hone mt dena,
gar tumne b kisi se PYAR kiya h to,
tum use kabe rone mt dena


Ansu na hote to Ankh itni khubsurat na hoti,
Dard na hota to khushiyo ki kimat na hoti,
Puri karta Khuda sab murade,
to ibadat ki kabhi zarurat na hoti!!!

Raat Hogi to Chand Bhi Dhuhai dega...,
Khwobo Me Wo Chehra Dikhai dega...,
Yeh MOHABBAT hai Zara Sochke Karna...,
Ek Aansu bhi Gira To Sunai dega...


Aa jaye kisi roz tu aisa b ni lagta,
lekin wo tera waada jutha b ni lagta..
Dekha hai tujhe jabse bechain bahut hai dil,
kehne ko koi tujhse rishta bhi nahi lagta..
Baare me tere hum soche bhi to kya sochein,
tu gair nahi hai lekin apna bhi nahi lagta
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka,
Ek hi kissa mashur hai zindagi ka,
Bite hue pal wapas nahi aate,
Yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka…!


Thukra K Usne Muje Kaha K Haso
Mene Hans Dya Akhir $awal Unki Khusi KaTha
Mene Khoya Jo Mera Kabi Tha HiNhi
Par Usne Khoya Wo Jo $irf usika Tha.


Ishq ne hame b benaam kar diya,
Har khushi ko hamari haraam kar diya,
Hamne kbi nai chaha Ki Ishq hame b ho,
Par kisi ki eK nazar ne hame tamaam kar diya.


Dil Bus Dard Ka Nagma He,
Ab Tek Mera Nasib Kyu Spna He
Tumko Agar Lagta He Ke Apno Me Khush Hu Me
Teri Judai Ka Ghum To Mout Se Bi Dugna He



Lamho me jo kat jaae wo kya jindagi,
aansuo me jo beh jaae wo kya jindagi,
jindagi ka to falsafa hi kuchh or he,
har kisi ko samajh me aae wo kya jindagi.


Khamoshi me suno wo Awaz Hamari Hogi,
Jindgi Bhar Sath Rahe wo Dosti Hamari Hogi,
Duniya ki Har Khushi 1din apki Hogi,
Kyonki iske liye Duaa Hamari Hogi...


Tamanna to dil ki hasrat hai,
Puri ho jaye to hum khush kismat hai,
Na puri ho to gam kya karna,
Adhuri rehna to tamannao ki fitrat hai..


Asar ho raha h MOHABAAT ka aaj fir,
Aaj fir hm NAGME gun-gunane lage h,
Phle hm darte the MOHABAAT k khel se,
Aaj fir bazi lagane lage hai.
Sad Shayaris in Hindi 
Kisi ki yaado ne pagal bana rakha hai,
Kahi mar na jau kafan sila rakha hai,
Jalane se pehle dil nikal lena,
Kahi won a jal jaye jise dil me basa rakha hai…!!!


Yu to zindagi me ajib mod aayege,
Kabhi khushi to kabhi gum layenge,
Rakhana khyal hamesha khud ka,
Kyu ki aap haseenge to hi ham muskurayege…!!!!!



Mila hai sab kuch to fariyaad kya kar,
Dil hai pareshan to jasbaat kya kare,
Aap kehte hai aap ko yaad nahi karte,
Bhula nahi sakte jisko use yaad kya kare…!!



Teri judai bhi hame pyar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,
Wo din jot ere sath gujare the,
Talash unko nazare har baar karti hai….!!


Mohabbat karne walo ko deewana keh diya,
Sama par jalne walo ko parwana keh diya,
Mohabbat ko dafna ke patthar ke niche,
Aur logo ne use TAJMAHAL keh diya…!!!



Pyar karna assan hai,
Par use nibhana muskil hai,
Pya to har koi karta hai,
Par muskil to sacha pyar paana hai…!!


Jisne hamko chaha use hum chaha na sake,
Jisko humne chaha use hum paa na sake,
Ye samajlo dil tutne ka khel tha,
Kisi ka toda nahi aur apna bacha nahi sake….!!!!



Chand ka kya kasoor agar raat bewafa nikali,
Kuch pal thari fir chal nikli,
Unse kya kahe wo to sache the,
Shyad hamari takdir hi humse khafa nikli…!


Tamana hai ki baharo ki khushi mile aap ko,
Jo dil chahta hai vahi pyar mile aapko,
Aksar log pyar pa kar kho dete hai,
Lekin kabhi na khone wala pyar mile aap ko…!!!



Kashish dil ki har chiz bhula deti,
Band aankho me bhi sapne saza deti hai,
Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna mere dost,
Kyu ki haqikat aksar logo ko rula deti hai!
Hindi Shayari SMS 
Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
Shama-ye-mehfilme roshani kam hai,
Tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
Hum tumhare hai , ye kya kam hai !


Aansu ko aankho ki dehlij par laya na karo,
Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya mat karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumte hai,
Apne zakham kisi ko dikhaya mat karo !


Aanshu ki kimat wo kya jane,
Jo har baat par pe ansu bahate hai,
Aansu ki kimat unse pucho,
Jo gum me bhi haste-muskurate hai !

Tamana se nahi tanhai se darte hai,
Pyar se nahi rusvai se darte hai,
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Par milne ke baad judai se darte hai !


Bhul se koi bhul hui to,
Bhul samajh kar bhul jana!
Are bhulna sirf bhul ko,
Bhul se hame nahi bhul jana !


Umid hai ki aap hame kabhi to maaf karoge,
Pure din me na sahi is waqt to yaad karoge…!



Kisi ne kaha tha kisi se na kehna,
Lage chot dil pe to khamosh hi rehna,
Jaha chot khana waha muskurana
Magar muskurana is ada se ki
Ro de sara zamana..!!


Nazar andaz kese kar aap ko,
Nazaro me basaya hai aap ko,
Yaad aane par roye bhi to kese,
Darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhegi aapko
Hindi Shayari 
Nafrat ki duniya hai, gaflat ka saya,
Kaun apna kaun paraya,
Gum ki wadiyo me bhula diya tha tumhi ne,
Jane kyu aaj teri yaado ka mausam aaya


Har nazare ko ek nigah ka hak hai,
Har noor ko ek aah ka huk hai,
Humbhi dil lekar aye hai is duniya me,
Hame bhi ek gunah ka huk hai !


Mout ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
Mitti kabra se utha raha hai koi,
Ye khuda do pal ki zindagi aur de de,
Meri kabr se udas ja raha hai koi!



Dil gumsum, juba khamosh,
Ye aankhe nam kyu hai,
Jab tumhe kabhi paya hi nahi tha,
To aaj khone ka gum kyu tha !


Gum kabhi khatm nahi hota,
Ye batane se kabhi kam nahi hota,
Ye to humsafar hai un tanha dilo ka,
Jinke sath unka humdam nahi hota !



Badalo ke darmiyan kuch aisi sajish hui,
Mera ghar miti ka tha, mere hi ghar barish hui !


Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote hai,
Jagti aankho me bhi khwab hote hai,
Jaruri nahi ki gum me hi aanshu nikle,
Muskurati aankho me bhi selab hote hai !


Pyar ne dosto ke liye, hame bhula diya ,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye hame bhula diya ,
Hum to vese bhi akele the, kya hua jo unhone ehsaas dila diya !
Sad Hindi Shayari 
Kese likhoge mohabbat ki kitab,
Tum to karne lage pal – pal ka hisab,
Khusk patto ka mausam lekar,
Aag ke sahar me rehte ho janab !


Jo dard tumhare hai, apne bhi wahi gum hai,
Lag jao aakar gale,jo tum ho wahi hum hai !



Nayan tumhare tino loko se nyare lagte hai,
Khyal kar dete hai, phir bhi pyare lagte hai !
Jinke liye me mar gaya, unka ye haal hai,
Pathar chura kar le gaye meri majar se !


Udasi tabiyat par cha jayegi,
Tumhe jab meri yaad aayegi,
Mere baad dhudo ge meri wafa,
Meri wafa to mere sath jayegi !

Tum sath na do mera, chalna mujhe aata hai,
Har aag se wakif hu, jalna mujhe aata hai !


Chaho to dil se hame mita dena,
Chaho to hum ko bhula dena,
Lekin ye wada karo ki aaye jab bhi yaad hamari,
Rona mat sirf ‘Muskura ‘ dena !


Mehfil me is khayal se phir aa gaya hu,
Shayad mujhe nikal ke, pachta rahe ho aap !


Pholo se bhi kya dosti karni,
Kuch pal ke baad murjha jate hai,
Pyar karo to kato se karo,
Chubne ke baad bhi yaad aate hai !
Sad Hindi Shayari 
Thodagum mila to ghabra ke pi gaye,
Thodi khushi mili to mil ke pi gaye,
Yu to bachpan na thi peene ki aadat,
Sharab ko tanha dekha to taras kha ke pi gaye !


Mohabbat me kisi ne dil aisa toda,
Ki labo me uska naam tak nahi aata,
Dil to hum kahi aur bhi laga lete,
Magar tuta hua dil kisi ke kaam nahi aata, !


Aasma wale teri duniya se ji ghabra gaya,
Char din ki chandni me gum ka andhera cha gaya !


Me teri tasvir bana lu,
Me apni takdir banal u,
Dil ke kore kagaj per,
Ulfat ki lakir banal u !


Kash! Khushiyo ki koi dukan hoti,
Hame bhi uski koi pehchan hoti,
Bhar dete aapke daman me khushiya,
Kimat uski chahe hamari jaan hoti !



Badal kitne khusnaseeb hai,
Dur rehkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Pass rehkar bhi milne ko taraste hai !



Apni kaho, kuch meri suno,
Kya dil ka lagana bhul gaye!
Rone ki aadat aisi padi,
Hasne ka jamana bhul gaye !


Nanhe se dil me arman koi rakhna,
Duniya ki bheed me pehchan koi rakhna,
Acche nahi lagte, jab rehte ho udas,
Apne hotho pe sada muskan vahi rakhna !

Sad Hindi Shayari

Sad Hindi Shayari 
Ishq ne hame b benaam kar diya,
Har khushi ko hamari haraam kar diya,
Hamne kbi nai chaha Ki Ishq hame b ho,
Par kisi ki eK nazar ne hame tamaam kar diya.

Sad Hindi Shayari 
Muddt SeThi Kisi Se Milne Ki Arzo,
Khwahish-e-didar Me Sab Kuch gawa Diya,
Kisi Ne Di Khabr Ki Wo Ayege Rat Ko,
Itna Kiya Ujala Ki GharTak Jala Diya

Aisa b kya kasur hum ne kar diya
ki apne is tarah se gair hame kar diya
maaf karna humari galtiyon ko
jinki wajah se aap ne yaad karna kam kr diya.

Chahat Hai Ki Rub Mila De Unse,
Ye Aarzu Hai Ki Dor Bandhi Rahe Unse,
Bus 1Baat Ki Ummid Hai Unse,
DilSe Dur Na Kare Wo Hume,
Agar Hm Dur B Rahe Unse.

Khush rho ap sada ye dua h hamari,
Hum rhe na rhe ap raho umar sari,
Zindgi be hamari apko mile sare,
Gam bs hamare leye h rhe,
Apko mile zindge me khushiya sari.GN

Sad Hindi Shayari 
Muskurahat bhi kabe asu de jati he,
Najren bhi kabe dasta kah jati he,
Gujre hue lamho ko yad kr k dekhna,
Kabi tanhai bhi sukun de jati he.

Sad Hindi Shayari 
Dil Ki Raha Ko Ek Lamha Saber Nhi,
Shayd K Use Ab Meri Kader Nhi,
Safar Me Mera Kbhi Hamsafar Tha Wo,
Ab Safar Hai Mager Wo Humsafar Nhi.

Hindi Sad Shayari 
Aap jitna nafrat kerege utna hi yaad karege or
Hamari dosti utni hi gehari hogi….?


Jawani ko zindagi ka nikhar kehte hai,
Pathjad ko zindagi ka majhdhar kehte hai,
Ajib chalan hai duniya ka yaro,
Ek dhoka jise hum pyar kehte hai…!

Dua mangi thi aashiyane ki,
Chal padi andhiya zamane ki,
Mera gum koi nahi samajh paya,
Kyu ki meri aadat thi muskurane ki….!

Bikhre ankho se moti hum samet na sake,
Uski yaad me sari raat so na sake,
Bheeg na jaye aansuo se tasvir uski,
Bus yahi soch kar hum ro na sake..!

Chand ko kabhi na akela paoge,
Agosh me sitare mil hi jayege,
Kabhi agar tanha ho to aankhe band karna,
Anjane chehro me bhi hame apne pass paoge…..!


Jane kis baat ki saza deto ho,
Meri hasti hui ankho ko rula deto ho,
Ek muddat se khabar nahi aapki,
Kya isi ko pyar kehte ho…!!
Hindi Sad Shayari 

Samjhte hai vo diwaane in aakho ke fasane kare,
Tammna le kea aye hai na tukara tu dewane ka.

Tu bhali baat se bhi meri khafa hota hai,
Aah yah chahana bhi yesa hi bura hota hai.


Raatein sab bechain hui aur din hue udaas,
Mein tadapata hoon yaha aur tu gearo ke paas.

Band karke dekh paise aur price ka natak,
Aakhe khul jayegi melega ghar ka fatak.

Betuke ilzaam padkar dil me lagi hai aag,
Kab kiya tha dawa meine mujhme nahi hai daag.


Ehsas ke daman par anshu gira kar to dekho,
Pyar kitna gahra hai aajma kar to dekho,
Aapko bhula kar kya hogi dil halat,
Kabhi aaine par patthar gira kar to dekho..!

Dil ke bazaar me sabse garib hu,
Khwabo ki duniya me ek me badnaseeb hu,
Unke pass mere liye waqt hi nahi,
Aur log samajhte hai ki mai unke sabse karib hu……!

Kabhi to ye dil jarur rota hai,
Jab koi apna milkar nazro se dppr hota hai,
Kyu roti hai kambakhat ye ankhe,
Dil se jyada kasur to kismet ka hota hai…!!
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Aankho me aansu hai,
Fir bhi labo pe muskan hai,
Jeena jab har hal me hai,
To hasne me kya nuksaan hai !

Har jalte Deepak tale andhera hota hai,
Har raat ke piche ek savera hota hai,
Log dar jate hai,musibat ko dekh kar,
Har musibat ke piche, such ka andhera hota hai !


Agar Duniya mein hai ek cheez to vo pyar hai,
Tute hue dilo ko dhoondo to vo bhi hazaar hai

Ro ro kar mar jayege uske aashiyane mein hum,
Agar yaad kabhi aa jaye to do aashu bhah lena

Teri zulfo ke saye mein na jane kab sham ho gayi,
Tujhse jo juda huye to ye sham viraan ho gayi.

Log kahte hain ki, mohabbat zindagi hoti hai maut nahi,
Magar vo log kyou bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zinddi deti hai maut nahi


Dard dil ki dava ab nahi chahiye,
Dost ki dua ab nahi chahiye.

Kuch na paya pyar mein badnaami ke siwa,
Haath kuch na aaya chahat mein nakaami ke siwa.

Bahout mushkil hai raha prem ki chood na jaye saath,
Hum safar mere thamana kas kar haath.

Hindi Sad Shayari 
Dil ke kone me ek awaz si aati hai,
Hame har pal aapki yaad aati hai,
Dil puchta hai har baar,
Jinhe ham yaad karte he, kya unhe bhi aap ki yaad aati hai..!

Chale jaoge beshak meri zindagi se,
magar is dil se kis tarah jaoge.
Ayegi jab meri yaad,
aansu bahaoge.
Chahoge mujhse milna,
par mil nahi paoge.
Puchega koi mere bare mein,
galti meri bataoge.
Honge tumari mehfil mein sabhi,
magar hume nahi paoge.
Mehfil me rahkar b,
tanha ho jaoge.
Sochoge jab mere bare me,to phir pachtaoge. Meri nazar me hamesha dagabaz kehlaoge.
Maana ke mil jayega 1 aur pyar . .
. . . Magar
MUJHEkahan se laaoge.

Apke sms ki thi ek aas,
cel ko rkha tha dil k pas,
Dil ko pucha kyo nhi aaya unka sms aaj,
to awaz aaya,
TUM nhi koi or h unke liye khas.

Koi he jo duaa karata he,
apno me hame bhi gina karta he,
bahut khushnasib samajhte he khud ko hum,
jab door rehkar bhi koi hame yaad kiya karta he

Ye khuda aaj nazaro ko kuch aisa dikha de,
Jaha dekhu bas vahi dikhai de,
Kash aisi meharbaniya ho jaye aaj hawa me,
Ki usko pukaru aur sirf usko sunaide…!!

Hindi Sad Shayari 
Kalam uthai hai lafaj nahi milte,
Jisko dekh rahe he wo insaan nahi milta,
Firte ho tum zamane ki talaash me,
Bas hamare liye hi tumhe waqt nahi milta….!!

A khuda tu ishq na karna,
Varna khub pachtaoge,
Hum to mar ke tere paas aate hai,
Lekin tum kaha jao ge.

Chand taro ka noor aap par bares,
Har koi aap ki chahat ko tarse,
Aap ki zindagi me aaye itni khushiya,
Ki aap gum pane ko tarse…!

Hatho ki lakiro par kabhi bharosa mat karna,
Kyuki takdir to unki bhi hoti hai, jinke hath nahi hote hai…!!

Logo ko aksar kehte suna hai,
Zinda rahe to fir milege,
Magar ye dost hum kahte hai ,
Milte rahe to zinda rahe ge…..!

Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
Lamhe to apne aap hi mil jayege,
Waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
Bahane to apne aap hi mil jayege..!!

Hum aap ke dil me rehte hai,
Isliye har dard sahte hai,
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Sataoge humko rulaoge humko,
Magar kis tarah bhula paoge humko,
Khuda jaane kya haal hoga tumhara,
Jab gairo ki baho me paoge humko….!!


Phool sukh jate hai ek waqt ke baad,
Log badal jate hai ek waqt ke baad,
Apni dosti bhi tutegi ek waqt ke baad,
Wo waqt ayega maut ke baad…!!


Dard se dard ko mita denge,
yado se hum phool khila denge.
Mere haal par khud ko dosh na dena,
hum agar mar bhi gaye to apni ruh ko tere jism se mila denge..



Kisi ko Nazar Andaz Kiya Nahi jata
Jinhe Bhul N Pay Unhe Yad Kiya Nai jata
Yade to Gawah He Un Lamho Ki
Jin Lamho Ko Dubara Jiya Nai jata...


Kismet par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi, inkar kisko hai,
Kuch majboori hai, zindagi me yaar,
Verna judai se pyaar kis ko hai…!
Hindi Sad Shayari 

Wo dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare,
Me tujhko bhulkar zinda rahu khuda na kare!!

Kash banana wale ne shishe ka dil banaya hota,
Kash banana wale ne shishe ka dil banaya hota,
Todne wale ke hath me koi zakham to aaya hota…!!

Aaj keh diya, fir na kehna,
Meri nazro se door tum na rehna,
Khushi banker lafzo pea aye ho tum hi,
Ask banker ankho se na behna tum …!!

Gile kagaj ki tarh hai zindagi apni,
Koi jalata bhi nahi, aur koi bahata bhi nahi,
Is kadar raho me akela hai dil,
Ki koi satata bhi nahi, aur koi manata bhi nahi….!!

Humne tanhai me jangir se baat ki hai,
Apni roti hui takdir se baat ki hai,
Tere didaar ki kya khak tamana hogi,
Zindagi bhar teri tasveer se baat ki hai…!!

Magi thi dua aashiyaane ki,
Chal padi aandhiya jamane ki,
Mere gum koi nahi samjh saka,
Kyuki meri aadat thi muskurane ki….!!

Phool banker muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai,
Jeet kar hum khush hue to kya hue,
Haar ke khushiya manana zindagi hai…!!

Aise nahi tumhe chhodenge hum,
Yunahi zindagi se rishta todenge hum,
Ab maut bhi na juda kar payegi hume,
Jaha teri saans khatam waha apni saanse jod denge hum…!!