Hindi Jokes

Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai?
Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi


Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir


Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga


1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.


Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.


Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
Funny Hindi Jokes 
1st beggar: arey, tum kyu us cinema poster ko aise gur rahe ho?
2nd beggar: main hee is cinema ka producer hoo


Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai.
Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai.
Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa


Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai


Ramu: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai?
Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga?
Ramu: mujhe kya pataa sir? main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa
Jokes in Hindi 
Autowaala: sorry sir, meter daalna bhool gaya.
santa: problem nahi hai. main bhi apna purse bhool aaya. chodo


Car chalaataa huaa Santa ko road mein "ACCIDENT ZONE" ka board dikhaa. isliye santa ne sochaa:
"Yeh log accident zone mein kyu road banaate hai?"


Ek kadvaa sach :-)
Behan ki friend behan ho sakti hai,
Bhai ka friend Bhai ho sakta hai,
lekin wife ka friend wife nahi ban sakti


suma: maa, raju ne mujhe kiss de diyaa
maa: haan kya? rukho main poochti hoo.
suma: nahi maa. tum poochoge to woh nahi degaa


Paagal 1: main Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga
Paagal 2: main use abhi bhech nahi rahaa hoo


Customer: yeh kya offer hai? TV liya to 10 kerchief free!!!
Salesman: TV serials dekhne ke baad aapki aansoo ponchne ke liye


Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.
girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?
Boy: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha


Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.
customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do
Doctor Patient Hindi Jokes 
Doctor: aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua thaa kya?
Patient: haa doctor, bichle baar jab aap bill diye the

Nurse: udhaas kyu baite ho sir?
Doctor: dopahar jiska operation kiya tha, woh mar gaya.
Nurse: arey woh to post mortem tha.
Doctor: to main subah kiska post mortem kiyaa tha


Patient: Doctor, kya aapko yakeen hai ke mujhe cancer hai. kyunki ek baar kisi doctor ne

cancer ka ilaaj karte the aur patient TB se mar gaya.
Doctor: gabraao nahi... agar main ilaaj karungaa to tum sirf cancer se hi maroge.

Doctor: sharaab peena haanikaarak hai. is vichaar main mujhe aapse baath karni hai.
Patient: theek hai doctor. sham ko moonlight bar mein milenge.


Doctor: aapke pati ko zyaada rest ki zaroorat hai. yeh sleeping tablets leejiye.
Wife: unko yeh kab dena hai doctor?
Doctor: yeh unke liye nahi, aapke liye hai :-)

Doctor: dekhiye, yeh bimaari khaandaani hai. aapke daadaaji se shuru hui hai.
Patient: bach gaya!!! tab aap yeh operation mere daadaaji ko hee keejiye.

Patient: Doctor, meri beti ko aajkal kuch sunaayi nahi deti hai
Doctor: kya? tumhe 5 din se bukhaar hai aur tum abhi aa rahe ho!

Wife: doctor ji, mere pati neend mein baat karna shuru kardiye hai. kya karu?
Doctor: din mein unko baat karne kaa mouka deejiye.


Doctor: roz hotel mein khaane se hee aapko ulcer hui hai?
Patient: to aaj se mein ghar ko parcel leke jaaunga


Patient: doctor, mujhe 3 mahine se khaasi hai.
Doctor: itne din kyu chup the?
Patient: chup kaun tha doctor. main to khaas rahaa tha.


Doctor: operation ke baad ab sab teek hai. tum sab kuch sun sakte ho.
Patient: aapne kuch bola kya?


Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.
Patient: aap rahenge. lekin main rahoonga kya?

Doctor: tum abhi 2 ganto main mar jaanewaale ho. kya tumhaara koi aakhri khwaaish hai?
Patient: Haanji, ek achche doctor ko consult karna hai
Hilarious Jokes in Hindi 
Public to Santa: us rowdy ke vajah se hum pareshaan hai. use haamare area se bhagaane ka koi tareeka bataao?
Santa: aasaan hai, use election mein khadaa karke MLA banaa do. agle 5 saal tak woh tumhaare area ki taraf nahi aayega.


Ramu: tum kaunsi soap use karte ho?
Banta: Main Santa Soap, Santa Paste aur Santa Shampoo use karta hoo
Ramu: wo kya international brand hai kya?
Banta: nahi, santa mera room mate hai.


Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai.
Banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai

Santa: agar electricity nahi hota to kya hota?
Banta: raat mein candle light mein TV dekhna padta tha


Driver: Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte.
Santa: teek hai, gaadi reverse lo aur ghar vaapas chalo


Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?
banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.
santa: usme kya galti hai?
banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note diyaa tha :-)


Santa: "impossible" shabd mere dictionary mein nahi hai
Banta: arey yaar, ab bataake kyaa faayda. dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na


Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?
Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye


Santa: maine apni shaadi kaa aamantran patra bejaa thaa na? kyu nahi aaya?
Banta: lekin mujhe koi patra nahi milaa
Santa: arey yaar, maine usme likha thaa na. patra nahi milaa to bhi, zaroor aane ke liye!!!


Santa: bhaisaab, yahaa se mumbai kitna door hai?
Vyakti: 400 km.
Santa: baap re, mujhe aaj hi vaapas lautnaa hai. mumbai se yahaa tak kitnaa door hai?
Pati Patni Hindi Jokes 
Patni: swamiji ne kahaa ke swarg mein pati patni ko saath rehne nahi dete hai
Pati: isiliye usae swarg kehete hai :-)

1st Man: shaadi ke baad main lakhpati ban gaya.
2nd Man: use kyu itnaa udhaas bol rahe ho?
1st Man: usse pehle mein crorepati tha


Pati: aaj sunday hai aur aish karna. movie ke liye 3 ticket laayaa hoon.
Patni: teen kyu?
Pati: tumhe aur tumhaare maata pitaa ke liye.


Patni: agar main mar jaaungi, to aap royenge kya?
Pati: ab kya has rahaa hoo kya?


Patni: dekhoji, hamaare shantabai ki pati, usko khush rakhne ke liye, har hafte movie pe le jaate hai. aap kyu nahi karte ho aise?
Pati: arey, maine bhi shantabai ko movie ke liye bulaaya. lekin usne manaa kardi. isme meri kya galti hai?
Husband and Wife Hindi Jokes 
Wife: jab aap chashma utaarte ho, bahut handsome dikte ho.
Husband: haa dear, jab main chashma utaarta hoo, tum bhi bahut khoobsoorat dikti ho


Wife: suniye, hum is hafte poora cinema dekhenge, agle hafte poora shopping karenge.
Husband: uske baad ke hafte poora mandir jaayenge
Wife: kyu?
Husband: bheek maangne ke liye


Husband: agar operation mein mujhe kuch hua to tum us doctor se hi shaadi kar lena.
Wife: aise kyu bol rahe ho?
Husband: usse badla lene ka doosra tareeka nahi hai.

Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega


Wife: aapse milne doctorji aaye hai
Husband: mujhe bukhaar hai. unhe kal aane ke liye bolo

Husband: tum khaana bahut achchi banaati ho
Wife: tum jitna bhi maska lagaao, khaana tumhe hee banaanaa padega
School Jokes in Hindi 
Teacher: agar shabd pradooshan kam karna hai to kya karna hai?
Student: hamaare kaan bandh kar leni hai.

Teacher: varthamaan, bhoot aur bhavishyat kaal ke udhaaharan do
Student: Madam, kal maine aapki beti ko dekha, aaj main usse pyar kar rahaa hoo aur kal usse shaadi karungaa.
Teacher Student School Hindi Jokes 
Principal: class ko der kyu pahunche?
Student: sir, gaadi puncture ho gaya tha
Principal: to tumhe bus mein aana tha
Student: socha tha sir, lekin aapki beti sunti hi nahi ha


Anpad baap: jaise bhi ho, 4 saal ka apna padaai pooraa kardiye. aage kya karoge?
Beta: ji, arrears naam ka ek course hai, use pooraa karna hai.


Teacher: tumhaare aur harish ka answers ek jaise hai. woh kaise?
Student: kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye :-)


Teacher: Tumhaara Maa kaa naam kya hai?
LKG student: Mummy


Teacher: 5 mark lekar bhi tum has kyu rahe ho?
Student: main yeh soch raha hoo ke woh 5 marks kaise mila :-)


Teacher: agar aise hee padte rahoge, zindagi mein kuch nahi banoge.
Student: jab zindagi mein kuch nahi banunga, tab main bhi ek teacher ban jaaunga sir.


Teacher: jisko kaan sunaayi nahi deta hai, aap use kya bulaate hai?
Santa: kuch bhi bulaa sakte hai. kyunki use sunaayi nahi detaa hai na.


Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir
Teacher: kaise:
Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na


Teacher: tumhaara homework kyu tumhaare pitaa ke handwriting main hai?
Student: maine unka pen use kiyaa thaa sir


Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki kwaaish poora karenge.
Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?
Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate


Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein aavishkaar kiye.
Pappu: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata


Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. Suresh kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.


Teacher: 4+3=7 aur 5+4=9, ab tum bataao 45+5 kitna hua?
Student: Kya sir? aasaan sawaalo ka jaavaab aap de diye aur mushkil savaal mujhse kar rahe ho
Jokes in Hindi 
Santa: main shaadi karke khush rahna chaahtaa hoo.
Banta: arey yaar, mazaak mat karo. hasne ki mood nahi hai.


Santa apne bete ko: is baar agar exam mein fail huaa, to mujhe pitaji mat bulaana.
kuch din ke baad,
Santa: result ka kya hua?
Santa ka beta: sorry santa


Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.
Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.
Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?


Santa aur banta ko 500 ka ek note milaa.
Santa: hum ise 50-50 karlenge
Banta: baaki 400 kaa kya karoge?


Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?
Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne
Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs
Santa: itnaa huaa kya?
Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar



Santa: kelaa kitna hai?
Dukaanwala: 1 Rupay
Santa: 60 paise mein doge kya?
Dukaanwala: itne me to sirf kele kaa chilkaa hi milegaa
Santa: to 40 paise leke sirf kelaa dedo


Santa: padosi se hatouda maang leke aanaa zara
Banta: maangaa thaa, lekin nahi diye
Santa: log bahut laalchi bangaye hai. chalo, hamaara hatouda leke aao jaldi


Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?
Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaa
Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?
Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar
Funniest Hindi Jokes 
Santa: mera beta meri baat sunta hi nahi hai
Banta: kyu? itna gamandi hai kya?
Santa: nahi. woh behara hai


Santa: tumne us aadmi ko aisa kyu maara?
Banta: usne mujhe poocha ke "Khaana khaaye kya"?
Santa: arey, bhala hi poocha hai na. phir kyu maara?
Banta: main toilet mein baita tha


Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.
Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?
Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye


Santa: main apni wife ko bahut pyar karta hoo. tum?
Banta: woh to tumhaari wife hai. main kaise pyar kar sakta hoo?


santa ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padaate ho, to mujhe mere pitaa ki yaad aati hai.
Sirji: achchi baath hai. kisliye unki yaad aati hai?
santa ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padaana nahi aata hai.


Santa nurse se bola: aapne mera dil churaa liyaa hai.
Nurse: hmmm... maine dil churaane se pehle doctor ne aapka kidney churaa liyaa hai



Santa: shaadi ke baad tumhaari jimmedaari badgayee hai kya?
Banta: haan yaar. pehle sirf mere liye khaana pakaana tha. ab mere biwi ke liye bhi pakaanaa pad rahaa hai.

Vaibhav Rathore

My Friend Vaibhav Rathore Sitamau

Hamara bharat mahan

Kyu marte ho bewafa sanam ke liye???
Marna hai to maro hamare watan ke liye,
Aise to Doa gaj jamin bhi nahi milegi dafan ke liye
Desh k liye maroge to hasinaye bhi dupatta utar degi kafan k liye..
So hamara bharat mahan
Happy Independence Day

Tujhe meri zarorat thi,

Tujhe meri zarorat thi,
kabhi- kabhi tujhe meri chahat thi,
kabhi- kabhi aur mujhe teri iss aadat se…
bhi intajar ki mohabbat thi,
badlau kudrat mein hota,
niyam mujhe alag kaisa hota,
mera man khudse der se hi sahi,
ishwar sab mein sama hota kise ek ko na jada deta,
na hi kisi ek ko kam deta.

Koi ye na soche ke mujhe ishq ho gaya hai ,

Koi ye na soche ke mujhe ishq ho gaya hai ,
kyuki shayari ishq  ki peheli manzil hai,
haa… mujhe ishq ho gaya hai magar kisi dil se nahi, mujhe apne dukh se, apne gam se, dard se, ishq ho gaya hai,
ye gam ye dukh koi mang ke thode hi milta hai ye to binbulayen mehman ki tarah hamari zindagi mein dastak deta hai.

ek roshni ka aabhas….

zindagi ka a vibhaja bhag ho tum , ye dosti ,apna pan aaj kal ki baat nahi, mera intajar barson  ka tha, hai purani likhawat ki saagar me, gothakhor ban, dubki marti hu, tho uun yadon  mein thumari ajnabi pan ki motiyon ki mala najar aatti hain , ek anjana sa ehsas ; us waqt bhi tha, aaj bhi man ko gawahi deta …….. woh tum hi the, ye tum hi ho, na dekhate huye , ek roshni ka aabhas….

Watan Hamara aise na chor paye koi

Watan Hamara aise na chor paye koi
Rishta Hamara aise na Tor paaye koi
Dil hamare ek hai ek hai hamari jaan
Hindustan hamara hai hum hai iski shaan
Jaan Luta denge watan pe ho jayenge Qurban
Isliye Hum kehte hai mera desh mahan..
**Happy Independence Day**

Kal ho na ho..aaj pyar kar lo

‘I Love You’…jaa kar use keh do
‘yes’.. ya phir milay ga tume.. ‘no’
‘no’..mila toh use bhar bhar apnay pyar ka yakin do
waqt ka kiya hai…woh toh chalta hai rukta nahin
sacha pyar hai toh …woh jukhsakta nahin

Jab pyar hai toh use izhaar bhi karo
sab kuch us ek jaanaman par hee nisaar karo
chup na raho saree duniya se jaa kar laro
woh agar tume mila nahin
dost toh lakh milagay….par PYAR nahin

Rahe jaogay akeelay boht… thora tanha
ban ke ekh kora panha
jaise chand ke bina bhi sitare chamktay rehay gay
waise dard-a judaai ke diyah barso talak jaltay rehay gay

is ghum se mera yaaron door raho
isliya kehta hoon baath meri man lo
Kal Ho Na Ho..aaj pyar kar lo
‘I Love You’…jaa kar use keh do…

ढूँढ़ते रह जाओगे

Hamari chetna me ab

Hamari chetna me ab wo rawani nahi, Jo fanna hoti thi desh pe ab wo jawani nahi!

Aaj sab lage hai is desh ko lutne me, ye hakikat hai koi kahani nahi!

Desh drohiyo ka jamghat laga hai har gali me aaj, ek sachha hindustani na mile to isame koi hairani nahi!

Abhi bhi waqt hai kuchh kar ke dikhane ka, rago me rakt hai koi bahta pani nahi!

Ye mat socho pahle koun agaz karega, tum suru to karo koi na koi anzam karega!

Jo dar gaya mout-e-anzam ko sochkar, wo kafir hai sachha hindustani nahi!

Ek kadam badha kar to dekho watan ke liye, kuchh katra baha kar to dekho chaman ke liye!

Sara jaha jhuk jayega tere kadmo ke aage, akhir tu hindustani hai koi pakistani hai!!!

Dil me dhadkan aur aankhon mein

"Dil me dhadkan aur aankhon mein aansu tham jate hai, jab kabhi ham aap ke is ashiyane me aate hai...thaam to lete hai adharo ki kapkapahat do ghadi...par in aansuo ka kya kare jo pal bhar me bikhar jate hai...!!!

शायद ज़िन्दगी बदल रही है !!

शायद ज़िन्दगी बदल रही है !! 
जब मैं छोटा था , शायद दुनिया बहुत बड़ी हुआ करती थी ..
मुझे याद है मेरे घर से " स्कूल " तक का वो रास्ता , क्या क्या नहीं था 
वहां , चाट के ठेले , जलेबी की दुकान , बर्फ के गोले , सब कुछ ,

अब वहां " मोबाइल शॉप ", " विडियो पार्लर " हैं , फिर भी सब सूना है ..
शायद अब दुनिया सिमट रही है ...
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जब मैं छोटा था , शायद शामे बहुत लम्बी हुआ करती थी .
मैं हाथ में पतंग की डोर पकडे , घंटो उडा करता था , वो लम्बी " साइकिल रेस ", वो बचपन के खेल , वो हर शाम थक के चूर हो जाना ,
अब शाम नहीं होती , दिन ढलता है और सीधे रात हो जाती है .
शायद वक्त सिमट रहा है ..

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जब मैं छोटा था , शायद दोस्ती बहुत गहरी हुआ करती थी ,
दिन भर वो हुज़ोम बनाकर खेलना , वो दोस्तों के घर का खाना , वो लड़कियों की 
बातें , वो साथ रोना , अब भी मेरे कई दोस्त हैं ,
पर दोस्ती जाने कहाँ है , जब भी " ट्रेफिक सिग्नल " पे मिलते हैं " हाई " करते 
हैं , और अपने अपने रास्ते चल देते हैं ,
होली , दिवाली , जन्मदिन , नए साल पर बस SMS आ जाते हैं 
शायद अब रिश्ते बदल रहें हैं ..

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जब मैं छोटा था , तब खेल भी अजीब हुआ करते थे ,
छुपन छुपाई , लंगडी टांग , पोषम पा , कट थे केक , टिप्पी टीपी टाप .
अब इन्टरनेट , ऑफिस , हिल्म्स , से फुर्सत ही नहीं मिलती ..
शायद ज़िन्दगी बदल रही है .
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जिंदगी का सबसे बड़ा सच यही है .. जो अक्सर कबरिस्तान के बाहर बोर्ड पर 
लिखा होता है .

" मंजिल तो यही थी , बस जिंदगी गुज़र गयी मेरी यहाँ आते आते "
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. जिंदगी का लम्हा बहुत छोटा सा है .
कल की कोई बुनियाद नहीं है 
और आने वाला कल सिर्फ सपने मैं ही हैं .
अब बच गए इस पल मैं ..
तमन्नाओ से भरे इस जिंदगी मैं हम सिर्फ भाग रहे हैं ..
इस जिंदगी को जियो न की काटो!!!!!!!!!

Meri Mohabbat Hai Woh, Koi Majboori To Nahin !!!

Meri mohabbat hai woh,koi majboori to nahin.

Woh mujhe chahe,ya mil jaye zaroori to nahin.

Yeh kuch kam hai ke basa hai meri saanson mein.

Woh saamne ho meri aankhon ke zaroori to nahin.

Jaan qurbaan meri,us ki har muskurahat pe.

Chahat ka takaaza hai yahi,aqal-e-khurori to nahin.

Ab to nikal ke aankhon se,yaadon mein ja basa woh.

Yahi hai qurbat-e-chahat,koi doori to nahin.

Us ke gar ki taraf uthte hi ruk jaate hain kadam.

Badnaami se us ki darta hoon,koi maazoori to nahin.

Kiyon log madhosh hote hain meri mehak se.

Dil ki jalan aur aansouon ka atar hai,mehak-e-kafoori to nahin.

Dair karta hoon har kaam mein,kehte hain dost mere.

Kum aqali hai meri koi shaoori to nahin.

Kiyon sulgaata hai apne aap ko ae mian.

Dil bhi tera,jaan bhi teri,koi tandoori to nahin.(mkm)

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Zinda hoon main yahan

Veeraan hai mehfil meri jab se tum gaye ho

Bujh gayi hai saari roshni jab se tum gaye ho

Andheron ke saaye mein hai rooh meri

Roshni ne chhora daaman jab se tum gaye ho.

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Dil ki duniya khali hai tab se,jab se tum gaye ho

Sab aane se darte hain yahan,jab se tum gaye ho

Sheeshe mein dekhta hoon chehra apna to ro deta hoon

Kissi ne na poonche aansoo jab se tum gaye ho.

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Khamosh ho chuki hai zubaan jab se tum gaye ho

Meri aankhon mein toote hue sapne kuch de gaye ho

Unhi sapno mein ab zindagi ki guzzar karta hoon

Us khawab ko toda nahin jab se tum gaye ho.

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Dour jab tum mujh se ho to yeh khyal aata hai

Kya meri tarah tum bhi aahein bhar rahe ho

Phir jab aati hain mujhe hichkiyan

Yeh sochta hoon keh tum mujhe yaad kar rahe ho.

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Zinda hoon main yahan to teri hi khatir

Ke maut bhi aati nahin hai jab se tum gaye ho

Akelapan hai bas ab mere saath

Khushiyan to tum se thien,tum unko le gaye ho(mkm)

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Teray Sheher Teri Soch Say Nikal Jaon Ga!

Teray sheher teri soch say nikal jaon ga,

kisi udaas shaam mein dhal jaon ga,

Tu jo mukar gaya hai her baat say apni,

dekh lena aik din mein bhi badal jaon ga,

Mat dikha mujh ko apna pasheman chehra,

jab ke tu jaanta hai mein pighal jaon ga,

Chahay laakh tarpoon tere intizaar mein,

mat lout ke aanaa mein sambhal jaaon ga,

Tera hona itna zaroori to nahi hai Sahil,

Me to yaadon ke khilonay se behel jaon ga!!!!!!

Zindagi ki tapti dhoop mai ek

Zindagi ki tapti dhoop mai ek thanda saya paya hai mai ne,
Jab kholi aankh to apni maa ko muskorata howa paya hai mai ne..

Jab bhi maa ka naam liya,
Os ka beshomaar pyar paya hai mai ne..

Jab koi dard mehsoos howa, jab koi mushkil aayi,
Apne pehlo mai apni maa ko paya hai mai ne..

Jaagti rahi who raat bhar mere liye,
Jaane kitni raatein, osay jagaya hai mai ne..

Zindagi ke har moadh(mor) par, jab howi gumrah mai,
Iski hidaayat par, pakarli seedhi raah mai ne..

Jis ki dua se har moseebat loat jaye,
Aisa farishta paya hai mai ne..

Meri har fiker ko janne wali,
Mere jazbaaton ko pehcanne wali,
Aisi hasti payi hai mai ne..

Meri zindagi sirf meri maa hai,
Isi ke liye to,
Is zindagi ki shama jala rakkhi hai mai ne

Is Qadar Door Jate Hain Wo,
Ki Bahut Yaad Aate Hain Wo,

Khauf Ki Ek Siyaah Raat Mein,
Jaise Deepak Bujhate Hain Wo,

Zindagi Ke Har Ek Mod Par,
Hausla Phir Badhate Hain Wo,

Zulf Hai Ya Hai Kaali Ghata,
Jaise Barkha Bulate Hain Wo,

Chant Gayi Chand Ki Roshni,
Rukh Se Parda Uthate Hain Wo,

“Raaz” Ki Baat Hai Doston,
Apna Mahram Batate Hain Wo.

Dil me tere liye ek khawab aya hai, cHOTI

Dil me tere liye ek khawab aya hai,

kaise bataun kitna hasin aya hai,

batana chahun bhi to bata na payun,

ki khawab me kitna tujhe chahaa hai

Ankhein vo khole tho payin mujhe cHOTI.

Ankhein vo khole tho payin mujhe
Har dam har pal chahe mujhe
Bas vo hi pehchan hai meri
Milna unse kismat hai meri.

Dil ki Halat batana nahi aata … cHOTI

Dil ki Halat batana nahi aata …
Kisi ko aisey Tarpana nahi aata ….
Sunna chahte hain ek baar Aawaz aap ki …
Magar baat karne ka Bahana nahi aata !!

Najar Andaaj kaise kare aapko,

Najar Andaaj kaise kare aapko,
Nazaro mein bithaya hai aapko,
Yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise,
Darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko.

Apko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi

Apko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jayegi
Khamoshi har bat keh jayegi.
Pad lena in ankhon mei apne pyar ko
Apki kasam sari kaynaat wahi ruk jaegi.

yaad na kar tu woh haseen pal zindagi key

yaad na kar tu woh haseen pal zindagi key,tujhko aur bhi woh rulatey hain

lakh chahey tu rok le ashqoon ko ,phir bhi yunhi nikal aatey hain

sachi mohabbat karne valoon ka hota hai yahi hal har baar

kashti mein sawaar sab hote hai bas wohi akele kinaroon pe teher jate hain

Banke ik saaya wo meri zindagi me aaya!

Banke ik saaya wo meri zindagi me aaya!

Na jaane kaun, aaya kaha se thaa ? ........

Aahat Se Uski Mujhe Hone Lagi Thi Wahshat,

Par woh mujh ko Paigham-e-mohabbat De Gaya Tha !

Dil mein uthi Tadap, us ki Sakhawat dili ki wajah se,

Aur aisa nasha hua, jo ki jaavedaa tha!

Us ke aane say jo is dil main roshni hui hai ab

Warna to is dil mein koi taara bhi na chamka tha

Dekha Jab sab ne , meri aankho main us ka chehra,

Sab ko laga aaj who mujhey apney dulhan bana gaya tha!

Waada, tum meri ho

You.!

Friendship FRIENDSHIP is a network that needs: no recharge! no charging! No roaming! no validity! no activation! no signal problems! just don't switch off your HEART ! HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY!

Friends Forever Friends Forever! Written with a pen If you are my friend, Please answer this: Are we friends or are we not? You told me once, but I forgot. So tell me now and tell me true, So I can say, I am here for you. Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to Heaven And wait for you

Know Friendship Friendship is not just a word, Friendship is not at all about spending time, Friendship is not an expectation, Unfortunately it cannot be defined, & that is known as FRIE

Friendship's Day SMS Messages

1. "f you open my heart, guess what u r gonna see?.
It's U.
rue friends are hard to find so I kept u."

2."If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,
If u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star u r the Brightest, 
and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!"

3."Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my message doesn't reach you,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget you,
I just giving you time to miss me!"

4."First of all happy friendship day to all my friends.
I believe there is no word in dictionary to express how good you feel when you have caring friends."

5."True friends will not have any reason for their friendship.
So it can never be broken when they don't find that reason.

6."A friend is sweet when it is new.
And it is sweeter when it is true.
But you know what?
It is sweetest when it is u."

7."A coin is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find.
he coin depreciates but a friend appreciates.
I lost a coin when I smsed u, but it's okay because I got u."

8."What is a friend?
She looks out 4 u, inspires u, laughs with u, cries with u, understands u, guides u and walks with u.
That's what a friend is... u."

9."A friend is a push when you have stopped, a chat when u r lonely, a guide when u r searching, a smile when u r sad, a song when u r glad."

10."Do u ever recall the first day we met?
R first hello?
The day we became friends? 
Well, I do and I will always remember. 
For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u."

Is it ok?

Is it ok if i get “Emo” sometimes?

I”m in broken heart mode…..

Hate takes alot of Love

I kneel on the floor,
Tears falling from my eyes.
I have learnt to hate you,
Along with all your lies.

Then why do I still love you?
Why am i still here?
When you have broken me,
and still not shed a tear.

People say it’s plain to see,
People say its clear.
That if i just run away,
You would just disapear.

But nothing was ever simple,
There’s nothing clear to see.
I could never run away,
From what was once so dear to me.

I love you but i hate you, 
Without you i’d be dead.
But you’ll be the death of me,
With all the things you’ve said.

I know this won’t make any sense,

You might misunderstand.
Please just never leave me,
I hope you’ll understand.

Your Lies

Funny when things never change 
Even when you say they will
But while your off s(rewing her
My life is standing still

You tell me that you love me
When I go to leave
You tell me I’m your only one
And I let myself believe

I know that you are using me
But you’ll never let me go
I know that you don’t love me
I know I’m just for show

I don’t know If I can stand
To see you love another girl
You know that you broke my heart
You know that your my world

But while your standing by my side 
I’ll believe your lies forever
Cause everything seems so perfect
When we are together

Falling Away

I am bored with love
and it’s passionless limbs
that drape over my bed
in a lethargic state of impotence
while wearing the same red heart
my soul picked up hitchhiking
off highway serendipity

Now here we are
alone in togetherness
trying to build dreams
with two by fours and glue, 
but even a home
won’t tie us together
when our hearts live alone

Poetic vows cliched
into nothingness
like all words do, eventually
and we allowed
our bodies to become
another pair of hollow shadows
that make love to a wall
instead of each other
and we wonder why
the roses are dying

how i can forget him.. he’s still my life, but he broke me in half… I give him my heart but still he broke it apart.. I’m really pathetic.. can someone help me forget?

I’m always wondering, why I’m still seeking for someone that will make me complete, someone who will promise not to leave beside me.. someone who will love me more that I love him.but it is always be a fairytale. and now I my see my self in the dark and always carrying this broken heart and i accept the truth about me, that no one will dare to share their “LOVE” with me.

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EMO MODE…………

jaaan tere naam

Friendship Image

Yon lagta hai zindage

Yon lagta hai zindage sa kuch haar baitha hon
aaj khud sa he kion aisa anjaan baitha hon..

jo rang barang sapney thay sab faramosh ker dalay
ilfaz ke sachayon ko be aitabar jan baitha hon..

raat ka talna ka ab imkan baki na rahay
to kis liya aas ka diyaa jalaye betha hon..

takdeer sath choray hai keh zindage be wafa hoty hai
kon bazi jeetay ga yeh qayas lagaye baitha hon..

shayed apni mohabbat ka maan mang lia tujh sa
khata hui mujh sa aj aitaraf kiya baitha hon..

kisi ko khuda maan ker paristish ke zaidi na
aaj us ke muhabbat ka mazar sajaye baitha hon

Piyaas woh dil ki bujhaane kabhi aaya bhi nahi

Piyaas woh dil ki bujhaane kabhi aaya bhi nahi
kaisa baadal hai jis ka koi saaya bhi nahi

bey-rukhi iss se barrah key bari aur bhala kya ho gi
ik muddat sey uss ney hamey sataya bhi nahi

rooz aata hai der-e-dil pey woh dastak daine
aaj tuk hum ney jise paas bulaya bhi nahi

sun liya kaise khuda jaane zamaney bhar ney
woh fasana jo kabhi hum ney sunaya bhi nahi

tum tau shayer ho ~Qateel~ aur woh ik aam sa shakhs
uss ney chaaha bhi tujhe aur jitaaya bhi nahi

Ansoon nahi rukte teri yaad aaney kay baad

Ansoon nahi rukte teri yaad aaney kay baad
Dekh kiya haal huwa hai mera idhar aaney kay baad
Tum tho khetey thay masroof hojaho gay tum jahne kay baad
Ab tho eik zamana hogaya mere aane kay baad
Ab bhi na jahti hai teri yaad mere aane kay baad
Kahin mein mar hi na jahoon mere aane kay baad

Mat roko in ansoonyo ko, inhe beh jane do,
Jo chod gaye saath apna un ki yaad dilane do,
hogi nahi un se mulakat zindagi mein aab,
is hakkikat ko samjane do,
diya tha saath dene ka wada magar chod gaye rah mein,
is sachi ko mano aur in ansoonyo ko, inhe beh jane do,

Sab kuch hai par shayad kuch bhi nahi,
Hazaar khushiya mili par gham raha vahin ka vahin,
Kitne hi aansoo peeye par phir bhi khushi mili nahi, Inhe hi hasi aur khushiyo ki talaash main hum khud kho gaye hai kahi...

SAB KUCH HOTEY HUWE BHI AKELA HOON
DIL KI BZAI HARNE K LIYE KHELA HOON

UN KO PASS BULA K MEIN NEY JAB PYAR K SAHBD KAHE
TU WOH RUKE BHI NAHIN AUR MUNH MOD KR CHAL DIYE

Jakham kuch aise huye..
Ki phoolan par soya na gaya.
Dil jal kar rakh hua..
Par aankho se roya na gaya..

IN ANKHOON MEIN AAB NAMI NAHIN RHI
TERE BAAD DUNIYA MEIN ZULAM KI KMI NHIN RHI

Akhir ku hum tumse duur huwe

Akhir ku hum tumse duur huwe
Akhir ku duur tumne jahne diya
Akhir ku hum yoon bechain huwe
Akhir ku hum aasey tarap utthe
Akhir ku raatoon ko sootey nahi
Akhir ku ab hum haste roote nahi
Akhir ku hum tumse duur huwe
Akhir ku duur tumne jahne diya
Akhir ku hum chikte chillate nahi
Akhir ku dosero ki baatoon mein aate nahi
Akhir ku apna haal kisi ko sunate nahi
Akhir ku ab teri yaado sey bahar jahte nahi
Akhir ku hum tumse duur huwe
Akhir ku duur tumne jahne diya

Aaj phir khali ghaata chayi hai,

Aaj phir khali ghaata chayi hai,
Aur teri yaad bohot aayi hai ,
Yaad nah teri mujh mein phir aag lagayi hai
Ab yeh aag bhuna paye gi,
Nah hi teri yaad is dilse jahe gi
Ab tho mil humse aaker
Warna meri zaad hi duniya se mitjahe gi

SAWAN BHI BHEEGA SAHIL K

SAWAN BHI BHEEGA SAHIL KA BAYAN KUCH AUR
BAN KAR CHAND AASMAN K MEHMAN BAN GAYE HO TUM

SAAGAR BHI BE MURAWATI KA DETHA HAI SABAQ
SHAYAD SAGAR KI MITHAS BAN GAYE HO TUM

DIL SE DUA TERE LIYE JO NIKLE MERE
AB THO MERI SANSON KI SADA BAN GAYE HO TUM

BE KHUDI KI KEFIATH SE KESE DOOR JAON
HAR TARAF RUKH-E-QAMAR KI MANIND BAN GAYE HO TUM

KIA KHABAR THI HAMAIN RAHE GA AISA DOR MERA
JIS DOR MAIN IK BEWAFA BAN JAO GAY TUM

SHAAM KI TARAN RO GAYA TANHA MAIN
MERI TARRK RAHIB KA BAYAN BAN GAYE HO TUM

KIS MEKHANE KA RUKH KIA THA MAIN NE
HAR SAAQI KE HAAT MAIN BEWAFAI KA SAGAR DE GAYE HO TUM

RAAT GUZARTHI NAHIN MERI
KIYUN DARD BHARI RAH MERE LIYE BAN GAYE HO TUM

HAR TARAF SE AB THO YEH SADA SUNAI DETHI HAI
HAIDER KE DIL KI KHAMOSHI BAN GAYE HO TUM

dard ke nashy mai dard ka ahsaas kahan hota hai

dard ke nashy mai dard ka ahsaas kahan hota hai
Ishaq ke zanoon se jayada, dard ka janoon hota hai
na koi chahat, na hi koi hasart baki rahti hai
Phir bhi ankhon mai ansoo liye, Dilbar ka intzaar hota hai!!!

dard ki baat na kar, sari duniya dard ke nagari lagati hai
jab bhi naya jakham milta hai, zindagi aor sanwary lagati hai!!!

Chandani raat ho to, barsaat buri lagti hai.
Dil me agar dard ho to, har baat buri lagti hai.
Aisi baatein hothon se, nahi kahi jaati hai.
Ye to wo baat hai jo, aankhon se bayaan hoti hai

Kuch na kisi se keh lenge hum,
Yaad teri aayi to rolenge hum,
Neend to hum ko kya aayegi zalim,
Haa maut agar aayi to zaroor solenge hum...

AANKH KO AAJ HUMNEY TERI YAAD S RULA DIYA
PHIR IS ANKH NEY AIK DRYA HAI BHA DIYA

AAB AIK GHZAL TERE NAMA KI LIKHOON GA
PHIR KAL MEIN TUJHE ALVIDA KAHOON GA

Fulo se hasna, jhulo me jhulna;
Koi dusra mile to hame na bhulna;
Dost ek afsana hai,
Bhul gaye to sapna hai aur
Yaad kiya to apnaa hai ...