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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Stale Hindi Jokes


Stale Hindi Jokes 
Pappa: mummy kyu chup baithi hai?
Santa: kuch nahi, mummy ne lipstick maangi thi, lekin maine fevistick de diy

Boy: tumhaara naam kya hai?
Girl: sab mujhe 'behan' bulaate hai
Boy: wah, mujhe sab 'jeeja' bulaate hai

1st behra scooter khinch ke leja raha tha
2nd behra-kya hua petrol katam ho gayi kya?
1st behra-nahi yaar, petrol khatam ho gayi
2nd behra- acha mujeh laga petrol khatam ho gayi.


Ram: jab bhi meri biwi se jagda hoti hai to main ghar ke kuye ko bandh kar deta hoo.
Shyam: kyu? tumhaari biwi usme kood jaayegi kya?
Ram: nahi re. woh mujhe kuye ke andar giraa degi, isiliye

Maa: pappu ko kutte ne kaata kya? jaldi doctor ke paas le chalo
Ramu: lekin woh kutta to kabkaa bhaag chukaa hai


1st wife: suna ke tumhaara pati kue gir ke mar gaye.
2nd wife: haa behan
1st wife: ab tum kya kar rahi ho?
2nd wife: kue ka pani chodke nal ki pani se kaam chalaa rahi hoo
Hindi Jokes 
Dukhaanwaala in ICU: beta, mujhe dekhne kaun kaun aaya hai?
His son: pappa, family ke sab log yaha hai.
Dukhaanwaala: gadha, agar sab log yaha hai, to dukhaan mein kaun hai?


Baap: exam kaise rahaa?
beta: bahut mushkil tha. koi bhi question mujhe nahi pataa tha.
baap: toh likhaa kya tune?
beta: paper khaali to nahi chod sakta hoo na. isliye sab questions ka answers diya, jo unhe pataa nahi hoga


graahak: kaunsaa soap achcha hai?
dukhaanwala: dettol hai
graahak: to, aap usme apna haath do ke mujhe 2 kilo chaawal deejiye


Shyam: maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500 rupaye mein kiya.
Ram: woh kaise?
Shyam: maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliya.


Bhagwan: hum tumhaare tapasya se prasanna hue. 2 vardhaan maang lo.
Bhakt: pehle vardhaan yeh hai ke, mujhe neend mein hee marna hai
Bhagwan: thataastu, doosra kya hai?
Bhakt: doosra yeh hai ke, mujhe kabhi neend nahi aani chaahiye.


Boy: hey bhagwan, maine kabhi galat kaam nahi kiya hai. phir bhi mujhe koi ladki pyar nahi karti hai?
Bhagwan: bhakt, sajjano ke saath hamesha achcha hi hota hai. un mein se yeh bhi ek hai. santusht raho
Average Hindi Jokes 
Customer: aap har somvaar hotel ko chutti kyu dete ho?
Hotelwaala: kyunki hafte me us din hee hum saare bartan saaf karte hai


Customer: Bhaisaab, ek cup chaai dena.
Hotelwaala: kaunsa doo sir? special ya ordinary?
Customer: dono me kya farakh hai?
Hotelwaala: cup saaf karke doo, to special. aise hee doo to ordinary


ek baar phir pappu fail ho gaya aur uske pitaa use daant rahe the,
pitaji: padosi ladki ko dekho, woh first class mein pass hui hai aur tum ho, besharam
pappu: hamesha usi ko dekh rahaa tha, isiliye fail ho gaya


dadaji: raju, tumhaari teacher aa rahi hai. jaake chup jaao
raju: oh! pehle aap jaake chup jaao.
dadaji: kyu?
raju: kyunki kal maine aapka guzar jaane kaa bahaane karke chutti liyaa thaa


gusse se customer: waiter!! soup laate waqt toone usme apna ungli kyu daalaa tha?
waiter: no problem sir!! soup zyaada garam nahi hai


Boy: maine nayaa mobile khareeda hai.
Girl: chalo, mujhe party dhilaao
Party ke baad,
Girl: party ke liye paise kahaa se laaye?
Boy: nayaa phone khareeda tha na, use bhech diya
Stale Jokes in Hindi 
TEACHER : PAPPU, map pe India ko pehchaano.
PAPPU : yeh raha!
TEACHER : Sahi hai. ab bachcho, India ko kisne aavishkar kiya
Class: Pappu


Student: sirji, yeh kya hai?
Sirji: Question Paper.
Student: aur yeh kya hai?
Sirji: answer paper
Student: kya naa insaafi hai. question paper mein question hai, par answer paper mein answer nahi hai :-(

Doctor: tumhe 20 stitches daalni hogi.
Patient: teek hai, lekin stitches ka design achchi rehni chaahiye.


Patient1: tumhe kaise pata chala ke waha nakli doctor hai.
Patient2: uska handwriting bahut achchi hai yaar, toh wah kaise doctor hoga.


Patient: Doctorji, ek baat mein aap bahut lucky ho.
Doctor: woh kaunsi baat hai?
Patient: agar aapko kuch ho gaya to aapka operation aapko nahi karni padegi. to aap lucky ho na.

Doctor: yeh tonic hai. roz 4 teaspoons lena.
Patient: lekin mere ghar mein sirf 1 hi teaspoon hai doctor


Santa: mera brush kyu aisa hai? tune kuch kiya kya?
Beta: kuch nahi kiya pappa. sirf tommy ka daant saaf kiya :-)
Stupid Hindi Jokes 
Ram scooterwaale se: tumhe teek se signal dena aata nahi hai kya?
Scooterwaala: kyu?
Ram: pehle left signal diye aur baad me right de rahe ho, lekin seede hi jaa rahe ho.
Scooterwaala: arey bhai, mujhe seedhe jaana tha. lekin galti se left signal kiya. phir use cancel karne ke liye right signal diya. to sahi kiya na?


Ramu: tumhe kaisa pata chalaa ke woh nakli doctor hai?
Shyamu: usne stitches daalne ke liye tailor ke pass beja


Teacher: 1 apple ko 4 log kaise khaayenge?
Student: muh se


Teacher: sher ko dekhke kaun nahi daregaa?
Student: doosraa sher


Teacher: bachcho ab main is keede ko is alcohol ke bottle mein daal rahi hoo. bolo kya hua?
Student: keedaa mar gaya madam.
Teacher: isse tumhe kya gyaan milta hai?
Student: yehi ke agar hum alcohol piyenge to hamaare pet jo keede hai, woh mar jaayenge

Student: is book mein itne saare scientist aur unke number dee hai. kaise yaad rakhu sir?

bahut mushkil hai
Teacher: itna bhi mushkil nahi hai. kyunki woh telephone directory hai.


TEACHER : PAPPU, "I" se ek vaakya banaao.
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : nahi PAPPU, hamesha "I am." se shuru karo
PAPPU : Teek hai teacher, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Stale Hindi Jokes 
Customer: Koi ladkiwaali mobile dikhaaoji?
Dukhaandhaar: ladkiwaali mobile kya hai?
Customer: wahi yaar, jisme sirf missed calls jaate hai!!!!


sweety: pappa, dekho mere jokes newspaper print huaa hai :-)
pappa: arey, yeh kya kee hai? koi dekhegaa to hasegaa beti


pappu ro rahaa tha. tab banta ne poocha: Kyu ro rahe ho?
pappu: mere pappa ne kele pe pair rakh ke gir pade
banta: ro mat. pappa ko kuch nahi huaa na. phir bhi itnaa kyu ro rahe ho?
pappu: mere paas sirf ek hi kelaa tha :-(

pappu: pappa...pappa... mujhe baansuri dilaao na. seekhloonga.
pappu ke pappa: nahi beta... har waqt baansuri bajaate tum ghar mein sabko disturb karoge
pappu: nahi pappa. ghar mein sab log sone ke baad hi main baansuri bajaana shuru karungaa


Paper ka headline: Ek bhaag ne raju ko maar diyaa
Reason: Raju ne bhaag ko dekhkhe bola thaa "Kitnaa badaa billi hai!!!!"

Hotel ka maalik apni waiter se: kaam ke waqt kahaa jaa rahe ho?
waiter: kuch nahi sir, kisi achche hotel mein naashtaa karne jaa rahaa hoo. 10 minute mein aa jaaunga.

Salesman: sir, yeh kapda super quality ka hai. kabhi phategaa nahi.
Customer: tab mujhe kaise 1 meter cut karke doge. mujhe nahi chaahiye chodo.

Hindi Jokes Collection


Comedy Hindi Jokes Collection 
:dunia me relation ki koi obhab nahi hai, to kiska obhab hai?
:relation long karne ki.


:“Election Engineering” parne ke lyee meri future keya hai?
:ek nokri ke leyee ads dene ke lyee aur ek 5 yrs wait karna parega.


Scientist o ne bohot din se chesta jari raha hai “Brain” ke bina ek aadmi koidin bachna parta hai ye abiskar karne ke chesta kar raha hai. Keya tum tumhari mobile no. usko sms kar dega?


:ye keya dia iss dudh par to melamine hai!!!
:Aluminium ki Rs. De kar aap melamine ki dudh poega na to keya paoge?


Do poka ne alap kar rahe hai ek dustbin se.
:keya re 500 Rs. Ki kamar de kar tham dia kiun?
:kiun ki 500Rs. Samajh kar kamar dia magar ab to dekha 100Rs.



Vai aap makan vare pe lene ke waqt bola tha iha se see-beech dekha jayaga magar ab to kuch bhi nahi dekha jata hai ek naryel gach chara
:kone par ek telescope hai wo se aap see-beech aur mangal grah vi dekhne paoge.


Kayamat ki din ek feresta a kar bola tumhare sabko nij nij gunahko 30 page pe likhna hoga. Kuch der baad tum bola 'Sir, mujhko loose lagega'.


Pappu: Mintu tu nahi jante hai, jab meine chota tha meine helicopter se par gaya tha.
Mitu: kyea bolti tu! Tab to tune mar jata tha.
Pappu: keya karu itni chota tha meri yaad nahi hai.


Driver: garime oil nahi hai sir. Aur samne nahi jayega.
Malik: toh keyaa hoga. Samne nahi jayega to gari ghura kar pher bari cholo.


Admi: ek chota bacha ko dokan par dekha aur bola tum itni chote ho itni chocolate dekh kar tumko lov nahi hota hai?
Baccha: hota hai, uss lyee meine chocholate ko chat kar rakh deta hu.


Ek surgent ne ek driver ko pakar ke bola
:tum driver ho pilot  nahi..
:si si. Pilot samjhu kayse wo log to kheto ko vi raste samajhte hai….


Ek din Hozz saab ghar ki janal de kar bahir me jana chahta hai govir raat me,
Yeh dekh kar uski guard ne bole keya kar rahe ho saab?
-log kehta hai meine raat me ghumanto obosthay hatta hu,wo dekhne ke liee ye kar raha
Short and Hilarious Hindi Jokes 
Tumhhari baat mein office jane ke waqt sochta hu,kaj ki andar chochta hu. Kab month ses hoga, aur tum meri paas aoge, Rs. Tumko mere sabse jyada jarurat hai.


tumko kya wo baat yaad hai, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
ha, of course, kiun nahi. Magar tum kaun ho?


kayse desh ki aadmi nahi badega?
ab adamshumari gin ne bondh kar do population vi kam jayega.


”man is mortal”-sudhu ki admi mortal women nahi?
women vi mortal magar wo baat yaad karne ki kaya jarurat hai?


itne kosis ke bad vi is desh ki koi unknot nahi hota hai kiun?
kiun ki unknoti ke liee chesta nahi jari hai.


Basant me kiski dukh besi hota hai.
kokil ki, kiun ki din raat uski gola ki istemal karna parti hai.


otithi panchi ki koi visa-passport kiun nahi lagte hai?
kiun ki nij desh mein fir kar ane ki koi guarantee nahi hai iss lyee.


chand ki paas hajaro chare rehta hai magar suraj ke pas kuch kiu nahi rehta?
jisko ksamta rehta hai uske paas koi real friend nahi rehta hai.


kounci mama ham sabke liee saman.
chand mama.


2010 saal ki keya humko keya lakshay hai?
jaan le kar 2011 pe jana.


hum humko valuable vote kisko degi?
jo apko jyada value de usko.
 


Bade miah:tum jara jorse panda, ye meine khub like karti hu.
Chote miah: maine vi like karti hu magar o check boi.


itni problem le kar hum log kaunsi desh mein baas karti hai.
prithbi ki sabche sukhi desh mein.


hum log piche par rahi hai kiun?
durnity jayada ho rahi hai us lie.


admi kaunsi din me jayada chaka khata hai?
valentine day par,payar ki ijhar karne ke waqt…


SAARK sammelon ho kar keya subidha hota hai?
iss samay koi bomb blast nahi hota hai.


Rajniti ki koi niti nahi hota hai kiun?
ase na! Durniti.


Chand kiun nahi uthta hai?
Kalank sabne dekhe iss lie
Hindi Jokes Collection 
Saadi se pehle ladki ne kaha tha ye soch kar uski sare raat nirghum jata tha.
Aur saadi ke baad bibi keya bola ye sun ne se pehle hi wo so jata hai.



Matri vasa bola jata hai magar pitri vasa kiun nahi bola jata hai?
Kiun ki pita ne khub kam samay baat karne sujog pata hai.



Ek santi purno saadi ki pehla sarta hai bar bar payar me parna magar ye jarur bibi ki payar me parna hai nahi to ulta hogi.



Jab koi swami uski bibi ke lie gari ki darwaja khul deta hai tab ye confirm kar ke bola jata hai ki, ya gari neya aur bibi naya hai.


Aapne apni man ki baad khulke balna paroge. Aapki bibi koi disturb nahi karegi- is tarah sujog apne chahta ho?
Tahole jab usne so jayaga tab tum jo bolna hai bolo.



Aap kisise payar karte ho magar kehna nahi parte ho. Toh ektu kast karke khojo aspas koi chuhe hai ki nahi, agar nahi to jogar karo. Dekhna us chuhe ki voi pa kar tumhare pas ayega.



admi payar me parti hai jab usne vaab mein rehta hai, aur payar mein parne ki baad keya hota hai?
O-vab mein parti hai.



payar aya tha nirobe…uske baad keya hua tha?
sorobe chala gaya.



Dokandar: mere is drugs se mosquito marega 100% guarantee.
Admi:samajh gaya, magar ye istemal keyse karu?
Dokandar: khub easy, ek mosquito dharna aur usk much par ye drugs bhar dega aur
Dekhna kayse kam karta hai.



Sagar shukie jata hai, pahar urr kar jata hai, tum mujhko vul jate ho, magar maine tumko keyase vul paonge? Tum har rat meri sapne ata ho aur akela chitkar karti hu
Vut! Vut!
Collection of Funny Hindi Jokes 
Ek admi ne bola 'Six month ke bad bibi puritan ho jati hai'
2nd person: vai thik kaha.


keya meine itni valo jo tum har din yeh prarthana karte ho ki har ladka meri
Tarah premika pay..?
:of course, kiun meine akela ye vog karunga!!!


acca, keya tum mujhko valentine day par ek ring dega?
:of course, tumhara phone no. de do meine tumko ek ring dunga.



meine sapne mein dekha tum mujhko iss valentine day par ek heera ka necklace
Deti hai.
of course, tumhare is sapne ko “khabnama” dunga.


acca, keya tum mujhko 1st payar ki baat bolte ho?
of course, boloto tum sab ladkione ye  ek baat kiun bolte ho?



sun ke jao jara, valentine day ke se tum mere relative ko payar karoge.
of course. Dekho maine meri shans se jayada tumhare shans se payar karti hu.


1st angagement ring, uski bad wedding ring, ab keya?
uski bad suffering.


Swami:tum ring vul angul pe pada hai.
Bibi: kiun ki tum vul ladki se saadi kara hai.


Ek maha vul kar vi admi ovinandan pai wo hai saadi karke.


Ek admi khub garb se uski bibi ki baat karte raha
Aadmi dusri admi se: jnate ho meri bibi meri har baat manti hai.
Dusri admi: wo khub bimorso ho kar bola,tum to khub vaggoban hai. Ye kase hota hai?
Admi: jhagra hone ki baad meine sob dos meri upor le leta hu.
Hindi Jokes Collection 
Election ke lie protik gamsa,chati bol kar har ek ko deta hai. Magar ek ki protik hay
Hati.



Ek gadha arek gadh ko bola,keyare teri malik to tuse itni kam khana deta hai aur tab
Vi tu usko chod kar nahi jata hai kiu.
Dusri gadha: Chod kar nahi jata hu kiunki malik ne uski wife ko bola r ekbar tarkari mein
Namak kam degi to tujhe us gadhe ke sath saadi kara degi.



Ek lok ek popular School pe ja kar uski headmaster ko bola salar sir keysa ho?
Sir to khep gaya: Ap mujhe is tarah bola kiun?
meri sala is school me padti hai aur ap uski sir hay toh ap meri sala ki sir nahi hai?



Pandit: ap 100 yrs bachegi.
Vakto: Jadi nahi bacha?
Panditji: then tum mere gal par thas thas karke do chor de kar jana.



Vagne: mama itni biman rang keyse karti hay?
Mama: Biman jab akash me udti hay tab chota ho jata hai tab rang karti hai.



Char bandhobi ek sath ek train par betha raha hai. Ticket checker aya.1st jon puri dress
Para tha uski 500 Rs. Fine kia. 2nd jon short kamij pada raha tha uski 250 and tisri only
Bra & panti pada uski 50 fine kiya. Magar 4th jonki koi jarimana nahi kia. Bolo to kiun?
Kiun ki uske pas ticket tha.


Ek log train par betha kar hasti rahe e soch kar ke 10pm ki train just 10pm par chod rahi
Hai. Pas se ek log kaha vai e kalki train hai.


Pichle time e slogan tha 'shikshai jati ki merudanda'
Yeh ajki slogan hoga 'shikshai jati ki haddi'.


Tumhare pas sabuj kali ki kalam hoga?
Kiu
Na mane tumhari jama ki color sabuj is lie jaha jaha sabuj rang hai tumari jama par meine
Sabuj kar deta.


Jitni bar meine rone ki chesta karti hu itni bar mere aankho ko bristi ki pani dho deti hai.


Akashki megh kar dekh kar koi vi rone laga hoga is lie meine kabhi us tarah dekha nahi.

Relationship Jokes in Hindi


Teasing Jokes 
Patni aur ghadi main kya antar hai?.
ghadi bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai.
aur patni bigadati hai to "SHURu" ho jati hai.
Funny sms in Hindi 
Pahli padosan:-kya baat hai bahan, kal raat tum 3 ghante tak apne pati se jhagadti rahi. Jabki roz 20-25 minute hi ladti ho.

Doosri padosan:-kya bataoon bahan,aaj se ye 5 din ke tour per jaa rahe hain.

Naukraani and maalkin funny Hindi Joke 
Naukraani:-maalkin baba ne cockroach kha liya.
Maalkin:-are jaldi karo use doctor ke paas le chalo.

Naukraani:-aap tention mat lo, maine baba ko bygone pila diya.
Funny bachche Hindi Joke 
Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, "is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao."

Bachche ne kaha, " pata nahin."

Teacher ne kaha, "Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao."

Bachche ne kaha "Mere pair dekho aur naam batao"
Cute pati and patni Hindi Joke 
Yadi koi pati car ka darwaaza khol kar khada ho jaye aur patni se bathane ka aagrah Karen
to yeh tay jaaniye ki ya to car nai hai ya biwi.

Funny Santa sms 
Officer Santa:-Madam is swimming pool main nahana mana hai.
Aurat:-to aapne mujhe tab mana kyon nahin kya jab main kapde utaar rahi thi.
Officer santa:-madam kapde utarna those hi mana hai.

Cute animal sms 
Ek gadhe ne santa ko maara aur bhagne laga.
santa gadhe ke peeche use pakadne dauda. Raste main use zebra mila. Santa bola sala track suit pahan kar mujhe ullu banata hai.

Patient and Doctor Hindi Joke 
Patient: Doctor, mujhe lagta hai ki mujhe vampire ne kaat lya hai..

Doctor: achcha , lo ek glass paani piyo.

Patient: kya main isse thik ho jaaunga?

Doctor: nahin per isse mujhe pata chal jaaega ki tumhare gale main chhed hai ki nahin.

Waiter Joke Hindi 
Ek customer waiter se:-waiter dekho mere soup main cockroach pada hai.
Waiter:- sorry sir,aajkal makkhiya vacation per gayi hain.

One Liner Hindi Joke 
mandir ja, meri bhi unhi ne dhoondh kar di thi.

Hindi Writer Joke 
lekhak se kisi ne poocha: janab aap buri aurto ki hi kahaniyan kyon likhte hain?
Lekhak(hairani se):-bhala achchi aurato ki koi kahani hoti hai?

Funny Beta Pita sms 
Beta: Papa shaadi karke jab log pareshaan hi rahte hai to shaadi kyu karte hai,

Pita: Beta akal badaam khaane se nahi tokar khaane se aati hai.

Funny papa Beta Hindi Joke 
Papa:-beta, agar mere nadi main tairne tak tum ek hi jagah baithe rahoge to main tumhe 10 rs. Dunga.

Beta:-aur papa agar aap wapas nahin aaye,to kya main ye paise mummy se le loon?
Funny Girls sms Hindi 
Pahli ladki:-tumhara necklace bada kimti lag raha hai. Lagta hai kahi achchi job lag gayi hai.

Doosri ladki:-job nahin yaar, lottery lag gayi. Mujhe paise wala pati mil gaya.

Funny women joke in Hindi 
Ek mahila:- jab kabhi main apni beti ke saath nikalti hoon, to log log poochte hain kya ye chhoti bahan hai?

Doosri mahila:-achcha tumhari beti abhi se itni boodhi dikhne lagi hai?

Funny one liner sms 
Ek beauty parlor ke bahar ek line likhi thi,"yahan se niklne wali ladkiyon ko seeti na bajaye, wo aapki daadi ho sakti hain."
Funny student sms Hindi Joke 
Ek medical student ne apni classmate ko khoon se ek khat dekar kaha,"is khat ka jawab zaroor dena."

Classmate ne use jawab diya,"tumhara bloodgroup B positive hai."

Premi premika one liner sms 
Purani kahawat hai ki shaadi se pahle premi premika ka haath prem ki wajah se pakadta hai, jabki shaddi ke baad aatmraksha ke liye.
Sharabi Joke in Hindi 
Sharabi and Doctor Funny Sms
Sharabi:-Doctor ji kya aap meri sharab chuuda sakte hain?

Doctor:- haan haan ,kyon nahin.
Sharabi:- police ne meri 50 botel sharab ki pakad li hain ,jaldi se unhe chhudwa lijiye.
Boyfriend and girlfriend SMS Joke in Hindi 
Boyfriend:-kitna achcha ho yadi hamari shaadi isi saal ho jaae.

Girlfriend:- oh to kya tumhari shaadi bhi isi saal ho rahi hai?
Funny Fishe Joke 
Dho goldfish bowl main baat kar rahi thi:
pahli goldfish:- kyat tum bhagwan per bharosa karti ho?

Doosri goldfish :- bilkul, to tumhe kya lagta hai ,roz bowl ka paani koun change karta hai?
Patient and Doctor funny Joke in Hindi 
Patient:-Doctor, jab bhi main chai peeta hu meri aankh main dard hone lagta ha.

Doctor:-Ab tum jab bhi chai peena , cup main se spoon bahar nikal lena.
Saas And Bahu Jokes 
Saas:-bhagwaan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di hai, chaawal se patthar nahin nikal sakti kya?

Bahu:-bhagwan ne aapko bhi to 32 daant diya hain,do char patthar chaba nahin sakti kya?

Hindi Sad Shayari


Hindi Sad Shayari 
     Dard utha yesa dil me saha jata nahi,
Kissa judai ka muh se kaha jata nahi.

  Chahat me kisi ger ko tune sab kuch lootaya,
Ek hum hi the jisne tera daman bachaya.

     Jo thi kabhi humari vo ho gayi parai hai,
Apne armaano ki arthi humne sajai hai.

     Kismet me likhi rab ne hum dono ki judai,
Na dosh de kisi ko issi me hai ab bhalai.


    Zakham jitna chahe de tu muh se na aah bharege,
Teri tarha kisi ger ki na chah karege.

  Yesa na socha tha kabhi vo is kadar jayegi,
Chadi ke chand tudade ke liye asmat lootati jayegi.

   Aakho me laho ka raang chad neend aane lagi,
Ek tere aane ki aas thi bhi jane lagi.

   Dil laga hua hai tera kisi ger se,
Pesh hai khat ka jabab khidmat me pyar se.

Dhakan tumhare naam ki mere seene me milegi,
Khusboo tumhare saath ki mere pasene me milegi.

  Kisi ke banker kisi ko banakar dekh liya,
Pyar ke phool ko dil me khilakar dekh liya.


Jalkar kisi ki yaad me dil raakh hota hai,
Jo hai naashe me chur asar khak hota hai.

  Keise karu tumhari har khawiesh puri,
Parai ho chuki hoon mein meri bhi mazboori.



Kya dard dil ki baat kahege kisi se hum,
Aapno ke aagaan me aajnaabi se hum.

Layega raang ek din yah gam jaroor mera,
Fir bach nahi sakega yah haasi gujoor tera.


Zindagi me ek pal bhi sukun na paya,
Duniya ki bheed me khud ko tanha paya,
Tere diye zakham ko pyar samajhte rahe,
Tere isi bhulve ke piche kisi aur se dil na lagaya…!

Usne kaha bas itni si mulakat bahut hai,
Ro Ro ke kaha, tharo abhi raat bahut hai,
Aansu mere tham jaye fir jana shok se,
Aise me kaha jaoge, Barsaat bahut hai…!!

Tum milo na milo milne ka gum nahi,
Tum pass se nikal jao to milne se kam nahi,
Mana tumhe kadra nahi hamari,
Par unse pucho jinhe hasil hum nahi…!!
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Chod de chakkar iskq ka khel bura hai,


  Ek bevafa se pyar kiye ja raha tha mein,
Jaankar aanjaan banta ja raha tha mein.

  Zindagi cut gayi unko yu hi manane me,
Hum taraste rahe vo lage rahe bhulane me.

Yaado ki bebasi me rote hai aadmi,
Yaad kar gunaho ko chup hote hai aadmi.


  Baato hi baato me jab koi tera naam leta,
Meri dukhti hui nas ko koi tham leta.

Berukhi tumhari hum heart se dekhte hai,
Matlab nikalne per yese hi dur fekte hai.


Dil dhankan lagta hai unke aane ke baad,
Dil tadafane lagta hai unke jane ke baad.

Khud hi masgool rahete hai jo kalank ke liye,
numaish jism ki karte hai vo palang ke liye.


  Mujhko fasakar pyar ki is uljan me,
Aap rahti hai mast aapni hi dun me.

  Giri hui chabi ki tarha utha lo mujhko,
Ab bhi waqt hai sanam bula lo mujhko.


Milege hum to bichadga aakho me kajal,
Kabhi to hat kar rahega yah gam ke badal.

Teri yaado se liye beita hoon jeene ka sahara,
Kar le tu chahe jitna kar sakti hai kinara.


Hindi Sad Shayari 

Aaj lagi hai teri yaari jisse sang me sone ki,
Aakhir aayegi uski baari ek na ek din rone ki.

Dil kabhi na meine jaanu tera jalaya hai,
Gam chupakar sene me tujhko hasaya hai.

Ruthkar na is tarha thukrake jaeye,
Hum bhi kabhi the tere yah na bhulaiye.


      Dur tumse rahkar ke hum ho gaye behaal,
Chahata hai agar dil me, to aakar mujhe sambhaalo.

   Dulhan ban kar nikali hai vo ghar se dekhiye,
Roshani karegi bangale ko jakar ke dekhiye


Kar rahi hai ash hume barbad karke,
Mar rahe hai hum usse hi yaad karke.

  Mil rahi saja na jane kis kasoor ki,
Nutanki wali chal jannat ke dur ki.


  Katputali banker nachati haath me aaya hai,
Rani banker rakha jisne usko thukraya hai.

Surat ki ho bholi bhali dil ki daagabaaz ho,
Kadr pyar ki tum kya jaano paise ki mohtaaz ho.


  Jo aapna ho nahi sakta ussi se dil lagaya hai,
Ibadat me usi ki humne jaha ko bhulaya hai.

Matlab ke liye duniya muh me rakhti hai pyaj,
Dikhave ka perhez kyu khota hai yah mijaj.
Hindi Sad Shayari 
  Gusse me hai vo aajkal bulaya nahi karte,
Kayam hai hum bhi zind per jaya nahi karte.

  Tera khayal dil se bulaya nahi jayega,
Aakho se dil ka haal chupaya nahi jayega.

  Ab to mujhe nafrat hai teri parchayi se,
Karan kuch nahi bas teri harjaeio se.


    Khayal aapka mujhko bahut satata hai,
Kaheyi kabhi aapko bhi humara khayal aata hai.

  Phoolo ki tarha khilne lagi aate hi shulve saal me,
Diwana hua dil mera tujhe dekhkar is haal me.


   Hakiqat hai ki aaj koi juda hai tumse,
Dard ka rishta liken jod gaya hai mujhse.


   Khub karle ash rani lagte nahi tere daam hai,
Kya hua jo naam thoda ho raha badnaam hai.

    Katra ke chale jana acchi na sharafat,
Shikhi kaha se tumne sare rah aadabat.

  Iskq karne ka tera pasha hai ya khota chalan,
Namard ko chodkar har mard ko hogi jalan.

  Barbad kari zindagi karke pyar huzoor,
Bedaag rani hai kaha jispe tha mujhe garoor.


Khabar nahi unko abhi aakhari aanjamo se,
Kala muh khud hi karti hai aapne hi karnaamo se.

   Gam nahi hai mujhko teri bevafai se,
Gam hai to jaha me teri rusvai se.


   Mubarak ho tumko yah chalo chaln tumhara,
Bhoole se khayal dil me bhi na lana humara.

   Uski masum khilkhilahat ek banawat hai,
Jaise bikne wale maal ki dukaan me sajawat hai.
Hindi Sad Shayari 

Kya nasib paya hai meine charo aur aandhera,
Is bhari duniya me shayad koi nahi hai mera.

Hum pyar ka suada karte hai ek baar,
Tum pyar ko ruada karti ho har baar.

Tuaba meri tauba na kisi se pyar karuga,
Chahat rakhuga dil me na izhaar karuga.


Kya mil gaya nadaan tujhe mera dil dukha ke,
Gero se lipti ja rahi ho mujhko dekhake.

   Mujhe meri mohbbat ka na ab tak itbaar aaya,
Magar tumhara naam lab per baar baar aaya.

   Mujhe dekh kar gero ke sang jayda na itraana,
Accha nahi hai dukhti nas per haath lagana.

    Koi dil jala kabhi na kabhi to tujh per kahar dhayega,
Ya meri tarha hi dil me ghut kar ke rah jayega.


    Kab milege haum tum ab yah vada karo,
Hadh se gujar gaya hai zulam na jayada karo.

Khata hui kya yesi mujhse bah gaya paani aakho se,
Chhed gaya mere dil ko koi jalti hui salakho se.

  Sapne to bas sapne hai koi saar nahi hai sapno ka,
Ger to akhir ger hai per viswash nahi hai aapno ka.


   Mile na hassi koi zindagi me khuda kare,
Gar mile to khuda use kabhi na juda kare.

    Mala japa karta hoon main din raat jiske naam ki,
Intazaar mujhko hai uske hasrat bhare pegam ki.
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Kaanch ko chahat thi patthar pane ki,
Ek pal me tutkar fir bikhar jane ki,
Chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki,
Apne tukdo me tasvir uski banana ki….!!

Hum jee rahe the unka naam le kar,
Wo gujarte the hamara salaam lekar,
Ek din wok eh gaye bhula do hum ko,
Humne pucha kaise..?
Wo chale gaye hatho me jaam deke…!!


Mujhe dared ishq ka maza malum hai,
Dard e dil ki inteha malum hai,
Zindagi bhar muskurane ki du mat de,
Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza malum hai……..!!

Khuda hamari tarah aap ko tanhai na de,
Hum jee lege tanha, magar aap ko judai na de,
Hamari nigaho me basi rahe aap ki surat,
Aapko bhale hum dikhai na de…..!!

     Main lootata jar aha tha jiski ulfat mein,
Usne mujhko rakha hamesa galat fehmi mein.


    Dil me chahe jitna kar le tu roop ka gumaan,
Rah gaya meri nazaro me tera do kudi ka maan.

    Pyar ka paygam lekar dar per tere aate hai,
Jane kya hai dil me unke jab chahe thukrate hai.

    Khabar kise thi phele dil me aag laga degi,
Chahat jab pagal ho jaye milkar vo daga degi.

      Vo muh mod gaye yetbaar tod gaye,
Kisi garib ko matlab ke liye chod gaye.

    Kismet me yahi sayad aaye hai likhva kar,
Hume lootta hai har koi jalwa dekhkar.

    Kismet hi meri yesi koi tera dhosh nahi,
Chalet rahe fareb se per aaya hosh nahi.


     Agar tum meri zindagi me aayi na hoti,
Is kadar jaha me rusvai na hoti.
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Waqt fisalta hai ret ki tarah,
Hum bas unhe sabhalna bhul jate hai,
Kuch log bahut khas hote hai,
Hum bas unhe batana bhul jate hai…!

Dil dhadakta hai to aawaz nahi aati,
Har kisi ko mohabbat raas nahi aati,
Yeh to apne-apne naseeb ki baat hai,
Koi bhulta nahi, kisi ko yaad nahi aati..!

Do kadam to sab chal lete hai,
Par zindagi bhar ka sath koi nahi nibhata,
Agar ro kar bhulai jati yaade,
To has kar koi gum nahi chuppata…!


Bahut kuch sikha jati hai zindagi,
Has kar rula jati hai zindagi,
Jee sako utna jee lo kyuki,
Bahut kuch baki rehta hai aur
Khatam ho jati hai zindagi…


Humse door hota gaya har mukaam yaaro,
Aansu mein beh gayi meri har shaam yaaro,
Mita di zindagi jiske liye,
Usi ne keh diya bhula do mujhko yaaro….!!


Us dilruba ne zakham diya bade shok se,
Phir ilaaj ko bulaya ghar be rok tok ke,
Usne mere zakham ka kuch yu kiya ilaj,
Marham bhi lagaya to kaanto ki nok se……!!!

Zindagi aap ke bina viraan lagti hai,
Aap ho to har muskil aasaan lagti hai,
Sath ho aap mere to sab kuch hai,
Bin aap ke har rah sunsaan lagti hai….!!
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Badal gayi rah par hum khoye nhi
dard bahut tha dil mai par hum roye nhi
koi nhi hamara jo puche humse jaag rahe ho
kisi ke liye ya kisi ke liye soye nahi.


Phul banke muskurana zindigi h,
muskura kr gam bhulana zindigi h.
Mil kr khus hue to kya hue,
bina mile bhi rishta nibhana zindigi hai.



Humko Gali me dekh k usne khud ko Chupa liya.
Jane ye dushmano ne Use kya sikha diya.


Apni Zindgi ki Ajeeb kahani hai,
Jis cheej ko chaha woh Begani hai,
Haste hai toh Sirf DUNIYA ke Liye,
Varna in Aankhon Me pani hi pani hai.


ISHQ ibadat he ise khone mt dena,
BEWAFAI gunah h ise hone mt dena,
gar tumne b kisi se PYAR kiya h to,
tum use kabe rone mt dena


Ansu na hote to Ankh itni khubsurat na hoti,
Dard na hota to khushiyo ki kimat na hoti,
Puri karta Khuda sab murade,
to ibadat ki kabhi zarurat na hoti!!!

Raat Hogi to Chand Bhi Dhuhai dega...,
Khwobo Me Wo Chehra Dikhai dega...,
Yeh MOHABBAT hai Zara Sochke Karna...,
Ek Aansu bhi Gira To Sunai dega...


Aa jaye kisi roz tu aisa b ni lagta,
lekin wo tera waada jutha b ni lagta..
Dekha hai tujhe jabse bechain bahut hai dil,
kehne ko koi tujhse rishta bhi nahi lagta..
Baare me tere hum soche bhi to kya sochein,
tu gair nahi hai lekin apna bhi nahi lagta
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka,
Ek hi kissa mashur hai zindagi ka,
Bite hue pal wapas nahi aate,
Yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka…!


Thukra K Usne Muje Kaha K Haso
Mene Hans Dya Akhir $awal Unki Khusi KaTha
Mene Khoya Jo Mera Kabi Tha HiNhi
Par Usne Khoya Wo Jo $irf usika Tha.


Ishq ne hame b benaam kar diya,
Har khushi ko hamari haraam kar diya,
Hamne kbi nai chaha Ki Ishq hame b ho,
Par kisi ki eK nazar ne hame tamaam kar diya.


Dil Bus Dard Ka Nagma He,
Ab Tek Mera Nasib Kyu Spna He
Tumko Agar Lagta He Ke Apno Me Khush Hu Me
Teri Judai Ka Ghum To Mout Se Bi Dugna He



Lamho me jo kat jaae wo kya jindagi,
aansuo me jo beh jaae wo kya jindagi,
jindagi ka to falsafa hi kuchh or he,
har kisi ko samajh me aae wo kya jindagi.


Khamoshi me suno wo Awaz Hamari Hogi,
Jindgi Bhar Sath Rahe wo Dosti Hamari Hogi,
Duniya ki Har Khushi 1din apki Hogi,
Kyonki iske liye Duaa Hamari Hogi...


Tamanna to dil ki hasrat hai,
Puri ho jaye to hum khush kismat hai,
Na puri ho to gam kya karna,
Adhuri rehna to tamannao ki fitrat hai..


Asar ho raha h MOHABAAT ka aaj fir,
Aaj fir hm NAGME gun-gunane lage h,
Phle hm darte the MOHABAAT k khel se,
Aaj fir bazi lagane lage hai.
Sad Shayaris in Hindi 
Kisi ki yaado ne pagal bana rakha hai,
Kahi mar na jau kafan sila rakha hai,
Jalane se pehle dil nikal lena,
Kahi won a jal jaye jise dil me basa rakha hai…!!!


Yu to zindagi me ajib mod aayege,
Kabhi khushi to kabhi gum layenge,
Rakhana khyal hamesha khud ka,
Kyu ki aap haseenge to hi ham muskurayege…!!!!!



Mila hai sab kuch to fariyaad kya kar,
Dil hai pareshan to jasbaat kya kare,
Aap kehte hai aap ko yaad nahi karte,
Bhula nahi sakte jisko use yaad kya kare…!!



Teri judai bhi hame pyar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,
Wo din jot ere sath gujare the,
Talash unko nazare har baar karti hai….!!


Mohabbat karne walo ko deewana keh diya,
Sama par jalne walo ko parwana keh diya,
Mohabbat ko dafna ke patthar ke niche,
Aur logo ne use TAJMAHAL keh diya…!!!



Pyar karna assan hai,
Par use nibhana muskil hai,
Pya to har koi karta hai,
Par muskil to sacha pyar paana hai…!!


Jisne hamko chaha use hum chaha na sake,
Jisko humne chaha use hum paa na sake,
Ye samajlo dil tutne ka khel tha,
Kisi ka toda nahi aur apna bacha nahi sake….!!!!



Chand ka kya kasoor agar raat bewafa nikali,
Kuch pal thari fir chal nikli,
Unse kya kahe wo to sache the,
Shyad hamari takdir hi humse khafa nikli…!


Tamana hai ki baharo ki khushi mile aap ko,
Jo dil chahta hai vahi pyar mile aapko,
Aksar log pyar pa kar kho dete hai,
Lekin kabhi na khone wala pyar mile aap ko…!!!



Kashish dil ki har chiz bhula deti,
Band aankho me bhi sapne saza deti hai,
Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna mere dost,
Kyu ki haqikat aksar logo ko rula deti hai!
Hindi Shayari SMS 
Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
Shama-ye-mehfilme roshani kam hai,
Tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
Hum tumhare hai , ye kya kam hai !


Aansu ko aankho ki dehlij par laya na karo,
Apne dil ki halat kisi ko bataya mat karo,
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghumte hai,
Apne zakham kisi ko dikhaya mat karo !


Aanshu ki kimat wo kya jane,
Jo har baat par pe ansu bahate hai,
Aansu ki kimat unse pucho,
Jo gum me bhi haste-muskurate hai !

Tamana se nahi tanhai se darte hai,
Pyar se nahi rusvai se darte hai,
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Par milne ke baad judai se darte hai !


Bhul se koi bhul hui to,
Bhul samajh kar bhul jana!
Are bhulna sirf bhul ko,
Bhul se hame nahi bhul jana !


Umid hai ki aap hame kabhi to maaf karoge,
Pure din me na sahi is waqt to yaad karoge…!



Kisi ne kaha tha kisi se na kehna,
Lage chot dil pe to khamosh hi rehna,
Jaha chot khana waha muskurana
Magar muskurana is ada se ki
Ro de sara zamana..!!


Nazar andaz kese kar aap ko,
Nazaro me basaya hai aap ko,
Yaad aane par roye bhi to kese,
Darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhegi aapko
Hindi Shayari 
Nafrat ki duniya hai, gaflat ka saya,
Kaun apna kaun paraya,
Gum ki wadiyo me bhula diya tha tumhi ne,
Jane kyu aaj teri yaado ka mausam aaya


Har nazare ko ek nigah ka hak hai,
Har noor ko ek aah ka huk hai,
Humbhi dil lekar aye hai is duniya me,
Hame bhi ek gunah ka huk hai !


Mout ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,
Mitti kabra se utha raha hai koi,
Ye khuda do pal ki zindagi aur de de,
Meri kabr se udas ja raha hai koi!



Dil gumsum, juba khamosh,
Ye aankhe nam kyu hai,
Jab tumhe kabhi paya hi nahi tha,
To aaj khone ka gum kyu tha !


Gum kabhi khatm nahi hota,
Ye batane se kabhi kam nahi hota,
Ye to humsafar hai un tanha dilo ka,
Jinke sath unka humdam nahi hota !



Badalo ke darmiyan kuch aisi sajish hui,
Mera ghar miti ka tha, mere hi ghar barish hui !


Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote hai,
Jagti aankho me bhi khwab hote hai,
Jaruri nahi ki gum me hi aanshu nikle,
Muskurati aankho me bhi selab hote hai !


Pyar ne dosto ke liye, hame bhula diya ,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye hame bhula diya ,
Hum to vese bhi akele the, kya hua jo unhone ehsaas dila diya !
Sad Hindi Shayari 
Kese likhoge mohabbat ki kitab,
Tum to karne lage pal – pal ka hisab,
Khusk patto ka mausam lekar,
Aag ke sahar me rehte ho janab !


Jo dard tumhare hai, apne bhi wahi gum hai,
Lag jao aakar gale,jo tum ho wahi hum hai !



Nayan tumhare tino loko se nyare lagte hai,
Khyal kar dete hai, phir bhi pyare lagte hai !
Jinke liye me mar gaya, unka ye haal hai,
Pathar chura kar le gaye meri majar se !


Udasi tabiyat par cha jayegi,
Tumhe jab meri yaad aayegi,
Mere baad dhudo ge meri wafa,
Meri wafa to mere sath jayegi !

Tum sath na do mera, chalna mujhe aata hai,
Har aag se wakif hu, jalna mujhe aata hai !


Chaho to dil se hame mita dena,
Chaho to hum ko bhula dena,
Lekin ye wada karo ki aaye jab bhi yaad hamari,
Rona mat sirf ‘Muskura ‘ dena !


Mehfil me is khayal se phir aa gaya hu,
Shayad mujhe nikal ke, pachta rahe ho aap !


Pholo se bhi kya dosti karni,
Kuch pal ke baad murjha jate hai,
Pyar karo to kato se karo,
Chubne ke baad bhi yaad aate hai !
Sad Hindi Shayari 
Thodagum mila to ghabra ke pi gaye,
Thodi khushi mili to mil ke pi gaye,
Yu to bachpan na thi peene ki aadat,
Sharab ko tanha dekha to taras kha ke pi gaye !


Mohabbat me kisi ne dil aisa toda,
Ki labo me uska naam tak nahi aata,
Dil to hum kahi aur bhi laga lete,
Magar tuta hua dil kisi ke kaam nahi aata, !


Aasma wale teri duniya se ji ghabra gaya,
Char din ki chandni me gum ka andhera cha gaya !


Me teri tasvir bana lu,
Me apni takdir banal u,
Dil ke kore kagaj per,
Ulfat ki lakir banal u !


Kash! Khushiyo ki koi dukan hoti,
Hame bhi uski koi pehchan hoti,
Bhar dete aapke daman me khushiya,
Kimat uski chahe hamari jaan hoti !



Badal kitne khusnaseeb hai,
Dur rehkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Pass rehkar bhi milne ko taraste hai !



Apni kaho, kuch meri suno,
Kya dil ka lagana bhul gaye!
Rone ki aadat aisi padi,
Hasne ka jamana bhul gaye !


Nanhe se dil me arman koi rakhna,
Duniya ki bheed me pehchan koi rakhna,
Acche nahi lagte, jab rehte ho udas,
Apne hotho pe sada muskan vahi rakhna !

Sad Hindi Shayari


Sad Hindi Shayari 
Ishq ne hame b benaam kar diya,
Har khushi ko hamari haraam kar diya,
Hamne kbi nai chaha Ki Ishq hame b ho,
Par kisi ki eK nazar ne hame tamaam kar diya.

Sad Hindi Shayari 
Muddt SeThi Kisi Se Milne Ki Arzo,
Khwahish-e-didar Me Sab Kuch gawa Diya,
Kisi Ne Di Khabr Ki Wo Ayege Rat Ko,
Itna Kiya Ujala Ki GharTak Jala Diya

Aisa b kya kasur hum ne kar diya
ki apne is tarah se gair hame kar diya
maaf karna humari galtiyon ko
jinki wajah se aap ne yaad karna kam kr diya.

Chahat Hai Ki Rub Mila De Unse,
Ye Aarzu Hai Ki Dor Bandhi Rahe Unse,
Bus 1Baat Ki Ummid Hai Unse,
DilSe Dur Na Kare Wo Hume,
Agar Hm Dur B Rahe Unse.

Khush rho ap sada ye dua h hamari,
Hum rhe na rhe ap raho umar sari,
Zindgi be hamari apko mile sare,
Gam bs hamare leye h rhe,
Apko mile zindge me khushiya sari.GN

Sad Hindi Shayari 
Muskurahat bhi kabe asu de jati he,
Najren bhi kabe dasta kah jati he,
Gujre hue lamho ko yad kr k dekhna,
Kabi tanhai bhi sukun de jati he.

Sad Hindi Shayari 
Dil Ki Raha Ko Ek Lamha Saber Nhi,
Shayd K Use Ab Meri Kader Nhi,
Safar Me Mera Kbhi Hamsafar Tha Wo,
Ab Safar Hai Mager Wo Humsafar Nhi.

Hindi Sad Shayari 
Aap jitna nafrat kerege utna hi yaad karege or
Hamari dosti utni hi gehari hogi….?


Jawani ko zindagi ka nikhar kehte hai,
Pathjad ko zindagi ka majhdhar kehte hai,
Ajib chalan hai duniya ka yaro,
Ek dhoka jise hum pyar kehte hai…!

Dua mangi thi aashiyane ki,
Chal padi andhiya zamane ki,
Mera gum koi nahi samajh paya,
Kyu ki meri aadat thi muskurane ki….!

Bikhre ankho se moti hum samet na sake,
Uski yaad me sari raat so na sake,
Bheeg na jaye aansuo se tasvir uski,
Bus yahi soch kar hum ro na sake..!

Chand ko kabhi na akela paoge,
Agosh me sitare mil hi jayege,
Kabhi agar tanha ho to aankhe band karna,
Anjane chehro me bhi hame apne pass paoge…..!


Jane kis baat ki saza deto ho,
Meri hasti hui ankho ko rula deto ho,
Ek muddat se khabar nahi aapki,
Kya isi ko pyar kehte ho…!!
Hindi Sad Shayari 

Samjhte hai vo diwaane in aakho ke fasane kare,
Tammna le kea aye hai na tukara tu dewane ka.

Tu bhali baat se bhi meri khafa hota hai,
Aah yah chahana bhi yesa hi bura hota hai.


Raatein sab bechain hui aur din hue udaas,
Mein tadapata hoon yaha aur tu gearo ke paas.

Band karke dekh paise aur price ka natak,
Aakhe khul jayegi melega ghar ka fatak.

Betuke ilzaam padkar dil me lagi hai aag,
Kab kiya tha dawa meine mujhme nahi hai daag.


Ehsas ke daman par anshu gira kar to dekho,
Pyar kitna gahra hai aajma kar to dekho,
Aapko bhula kar kya hogi dil halat,
Kabhi aaine par patthar gira kar to dekho..!

Dil ke bazaar me sabse garib hu,
Khwabo ki duniya me ek me badnaseeb hu,
Unke pass mere liye waqt hi nahi,
Aur log samajhte hai ki mai unke sabse karib hu……!

Kabhi to ye dil jarur rota hai,
Jab koi apna milkar nazro se dppr hota hai,
Kyu roti hai kambakhat ye ankhe,
Dil se jyada kasur to kismet ka hota hai…!!
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Aankho me aansu hai,
Fir bhi labo pe muskan hai,
Jeena jab har hal me hai,
To hasne me kya nuksaan hai !

Har jalte Deepak tale andhera hota hai,
Har raat ke piche ek savera hota hai,
Log dar jate hai,musibat ko dekh kar,
Har musibat ke piche, such ka andhera hota hai !


Agar Duniya mein hai ek cheez to vo pyar hai,
Tute hue dilo ko dhoondo to vo bhi hazaar hai

Ro ro kar mar jayege uske aashiyane mein hum,
Agar yaad kabhi aa jaye to do aashu bhah lena

Teri zulfo ke saye mein na jane kab sham ho gayi,
Tujhse jo juda huye to ye sham viraan ho gayi.

Log kahte hain ki, mohabbat zindagi hoti hai maut nahi,
Magar vo log kyou bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zinddi deti hai maut nahi


Dard dil ki dava ab nahi chahiye,
Dost ki dua ab nahi chahiye.

Kuch na paya pyar mein badnaami ke siwa,
Haath kuch na aaya chahat mein nakaami ke siwa.

Bahout mushkil hai raha prem ki chood na jaye saath,
Hum safar mere thamana kas kar haath.

Hindi Sad Shayari 
Dil ke kone me ek awaz si aati hai,
Hame har pal aapki yaad aati hai,
Dil puchta hai har baar,
Jinhe ham yaad karte he, kya unhe bhi aap ki yaad aati hai..!

Chale jaoge beshak meri zindagi se,
magar is dil se kis tarah jaoge.
Ayegi jab meri yaad,
aansu bahaoge.
Chahoge mujhse milna,
par mil nahi paoge.
Puchega koi mere bare mein,
galti meri bataoge.
Honge tumari mehfil mein sabhi,
magar hume nahi paoge.
Mehfil me rahkar b,
tanha ho jaoge.
Sochoge jab mere bare me,to phir pachtaoge. Meri nazar me hamesha dagabaz kehlaoge.
Maana ke mil jayega 1 aur pyar . .
. . . Magar
MUJHEkahan se laaoge.

Apke sms ki thi ek aas,
cel ko rkha tha dil k pas,
Dil ko pucha kyo nhi aaya unka sms aaj,
to awaz aaya,
TUM nhi koi or h unke liye khas.

Koi he jo duaa karata he,
apno me hame bhi gina karta he,
bahut khushnasib samajhte he khud ko hum,
jab door rehkar bhi koi hame yaad kiya karta he

Ye khuda aaj nazaro ko kuch aisa dikha de,
Jaha dekhu bas vahi dikhai de,
Kash aisi meharbaniya ho jaye aaj hawa me,
Ki usko pukaru aur sirf usko sunaide…!!

Hindi Sad Shayari 
Kalam uthai hai lafaj nahi milte,
Jisko dekh rahe he wo insaan nahi milta,
Firte ho tum zamane ki talaash me,
Bas hamare liye hi tumhe waqt nahi milta….!!

A khuda tu ishq na karna,
Varna khub pachtaoge,
Hum to mar ke tere paas aate hai,
Lekin tum kaha jao ge.

Chand taro ka noor aap par bares,
Har koi aap ki chahat ko tarse,
Aap ki zindagi me aaye itni khushiya,
Ki aap gum pane ko tarse…!

Hatho ki lakiro par kabhi bharosa mat karna,
Kyuki takdir to unki bhi hoti hai, jinke hath nahi hote hai…!!

Logo ko aksar kehte suna hai,
Zinda rahe to fir milege,
Magar ye dost hum kahte hai ,
Milte rahe to zinda rahe ge…..!

Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
Lamhe to apne aap hi mil jayege,
Waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
Bahane to apne aap hi mil jayege..!!

Hum aap ke dil me rehte hai,
Isliye har dard sahte hai,
Hindi Sad Shayari 
Sataoge humko rulaoge humko,
Magar kis tarah bhula paoge humko,
Khuda jaane kya haal hoga tumhara,
Jab gairo ki baho me paoge humko….!!


Phool sukh jate hai ek waqt ke baad,
Log badal jate hai ek waqt ke baad,
Apni dosti bhi tutegi ek waqt ke baad,
Wo waqt ayega maut ke baad…!!


Dard se dard ko mita denge,
yado se hum phool khila denge.
Mere haal par khud ko dosh na dena,
hum agar mar bhi gaye to apni ruh ko tere jism se mila denge..



Kisi ko Nazar Andaz Kiya Nahi jata
Jinhe Bhul N Pay Unhe Yad Kiya Nai jata
Yade to Gawah He Un Lamho Ki
Jin Lamho Ko Dubara Jiya Nai jata...


Kismet par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi, inkar kisko hai,
Kuch majboori hai, zindagi me yaar,
Verna judai se pyaar kis ko hai…!
Hindi Sad Shayari 

Wo dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare,
Me tujhko bhulkar zinda rahu khuda na kare!!

Kash banana wale ne shishe ka dil banaya hota,
Kash banana wale ne shishe ka dil banaya hota,
Todne wale ke hath me koi zakham to aaya hota…!!

Aaj keh diya, fir na kehna,
Meri nazro se door tum na rehna,
Khushi banker lafzo pea aye ho tum hi,
Ask banker ankho se na behna tum …!!

Gile kagaj ki tarh hai zindagi apni,
Koi jalata bhi nahi, aur koi bahata bhi nahi,
Is kadar raho me akela hai dil,
Ki koi satata bhi nahi, aur koi manata bhi nahi….!!

Humne tanhai me jangir se baat ki hai,
Apni roti hui takdir se baat ki hai,
Tere didaar ki kya khak tamana hogi,
Zindagi bhar teri tasveer se baat ki hai…!!

Magi thi dua aashiyaane ki,
Chal padi aandhiya jamane ki,
Mere gum koi nahi samjh saka,
Kyuki meri aadat thi muskurane ki….!!

Phool banker muskurana zindagi hai,
Muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai,
Jeet kar hum khush hue to kya hue,
Haar ke khushiya manana zindagi hai…!!

Aise nahi tumhe chhodenge hum,
Yunahi zindagi se rishta todenge hum,
Ab maut bhi na juda kar payegi hume,
Jaha teri saans khatam waha apni saanse jod denge hum…!!

Family Jokes in Hindi


Hindi Family Joke 
Aap ki beta se meri beti ko saadi dene ka koi prasna nahi aata, oh to JMB(Juari,Matal,Bodmas).
Aapki beti keya pari hai? Who vi to JMB(Jen Motataja Bandori).
Baap Beta Hindi Family Jokes 
Bap:ek tasbir to bar dekhle smritishakti bridhi hota hai
Beta: Papa meine is lie ek ticket par do cinema dekhta hu…


Beta: abbu mere ko chocolate khana hai
Kanjoos bap: tu kaun hai?
Admi: ye tumhara bap hai?
Beta: ha.
Admi: yeh tumhara bap hai, ye tumko kisne kaha?


Bap: us ladki keya hai?
Beta: kaun?
Bap: jo chand ki tarah dekh kar kisiko khoj raha hai.


Beta:Baba dunia me kaun sabsi badi vikhari hai?
Bap: Politician, wo vote ke lie admi ki paa vi dhorne ragi rahega.


Bap:humko gyanai bondhu kaun hai?
Beta:teacher o ne.


Bap:kambal chor aur tinchor se farak keya hai?
Beta: dono ne election par jana chata hai.


Radio ki bare mein baat karte waqt…
Beta: Baba, keya hai ye?
Baba:meri to samajh nahi aata hai, rokh lo jara tumhare dada ko phone deta hu.


Beta:koi mokadma ki ray hone se pehle hi Neta log bemar ho jati hai kiun?
Bap: kiun ki chote bela school jane ke waqt bemar hota tha uss lyee.



Beta:Baba,paysa aur sms ki keya diference hai?
Bap:paysa de kar vi sab samay delivery nahi ata hai magar sms
De kar jarur delivery report ata hai…


Baba: maine jo tumhare hometask ki math kara dya tha,kya tum wo tumhare sir ko dekhaya?
beta: ha.
Baba: keya bola hai?
Beta: wo bola, tumhare baap ki vul par tumko kayse pitai karu.



Beta: Baba ye keya hai?
Bap:ye gadhe hai.
Beta:assa baba gadhe kya saadi karte hai?
Bap: ha beta jo gadhe wo hi to saadi karte hai.



Baba:exam kaysa hua, sab prasno ko ans dia to?
Beta:ha sab dia magar 2 prasna par 1 no. track ke badle 3 no. track likh kar aya.

Maa Beta Hindi Family Jokes 
Maa: keya; bat hay tum kiun shoes nahi padte ho?
Beta: ek hapta ke bad padunga.
Maa: kiun?
Beta: kiun tum suna nahi first hapta me ektu batha lagega.


Maa:beta,jamai tujhko chithi likhta hai keya?
Beti:na,ma chithi nahi likhta hai. Magar haptah me do tinbar message deta hai.


Beta bari pe uski bibi le ayaa.
Ladki ko dekh kar uski maa bola,ye kaya kardi mere baap ladki ki sharir ki rang kala, uski bad ankhe tera, data vi poka ne khaya.
Beta: fis fis kar kaya bolti ho, jorse bolo wo kaan me vi kam suntan hai.


Maa: tumse ek match anne ke liee kaha tha ana keyaa?
Beta:ha ana hai.
Maa: sab kathi thik hai ki nahi?
Beta: iss lyee meine sab kathi chek kar ke ana
Maa Beti Hindi Family Jokes 
Maa beti se kaha
Maa: tumhara future plan keya hai?
Beti: meine maa banugi,study karungi,boyfrnd ko help karungi..
Maa: jo vi karna jara serial maintain karke karna beti.


Maa beti se kaha: beti bada ho kar  tum keya hona hona chahta ho?
Beti: meine ek assi maa banna chahta hu.

Hindi Jokes in English


Hindi Joke in English 
Pappu : Aaj maine apne class ki sabse pyari larki ko phasa li..
Sohan : Woh kaisey?
Pappu:class lagi thi.. Maine kagaz ka jahaz bana ke Pheinka. Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya. Us ne gussey se poocha yeh kiss ne pheinka? Maine us larki ka nam le liya or woh phas gaye bichari.
School Joke 
"Sarkari school ke Bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar lay ja rahay tha..
Path mein ek Bujurg ny kaha: Baccho!
Ladkay ko chor do ye khud school chala jaye ga..
Bachay jor se bole:
Babu ji ye shagird nahi, hamara ustad he,
roz school se bhaag jata hai"
Kids Joke 
Bap: Tumhari abhi pitai karti ho nakhoon(nails) kyu nahei katay?
Beta: Mmm… main toh subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai ke rastay mein hi nails bar jatay hai. …

Hindi 
Jibon bohut kuch sikhati hai,
Kabhi hashati hay kabhi rulaty hay
Khud se vijyada kisi par bshwash mat karna,
Kyuki andhere mein toh parchai bhi saath chor jati hai.

Pappu aur Santa 
Pappu: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna!
Santa sitting with his dog in the theater, “Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket jo liya hai.”
Pappu Crazy Joke 
Pappu ek baar bataya tha mujh ko,Barasti barish se ishq hai usko,Aur uska ishq pane ke liye,Yeh aankhe har din barasti hai.
Silly Joke 
Meri Kam Ke Bahadur Jwano Utho,Kab Tak Tumlok bethe Raho Ho?
Kam Par Ye Wakt bahot bhari Hai,Utho Jaldi Karo,
Jootey Chapal Sab Chorr Do

TUFAN STORE Pr cheeni Aa Gai Hey
Papa Beti Joke 
Ek Bap beti se kaha: Pehle to tum mujhko papa kahte the ab dady kuyn kahte hoo, Kiya wajah hia ?
Beti Bap se kaha: Papa kehne se mera lipstick jo kharab hoo jati hai!
Marriage Propose Joke 
Pappu & Chandni ek restaurant pe:
Pappu: Maine last bar puch raha hoon, tum mujhse shadi karogi?
Chandni: Nahi!
Pappu: Soch lo!
Chandni: Keh diya na nahi,
Pappu: Waiter bill alag alag lana
Hindi Joke 
Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!
Funny Pappu Joke in Hindi 
Pappu: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mujhe kapre lena hen kya karun?
Dost: To bank se loan le lo
Pappu: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai
Joke 
Murad ek larki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?

Murad se Larki: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya? …
Hindi Joke written in English 
Labon se pucha: Aakkal bari ya Bhains?
Srabon confused ho gaya & then after sometime replied: Tu mujhko ullu samjte ho kya? Janamdin to bataya hi nahi. …!!!
Joke 
HAR JAGA TUM HO, ASMAN ME TUM HO, ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO.
PANTI WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....
Father Son Hindi Joke 
Bap:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Beta:Thank God I was born after that .Pehle Paida hota to mar hi jata .
Laugh out Loud Hindi Joke 
Habildar: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi.
Liton: Ha ha ha!
Habildar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Liton: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon!
Stupid Rubel Joke 
Liton to Rubel: Agar tum batao ki is thole ke andar kya hai, toh saare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to wo murgi bhi tumari.
Rubel: Liton ji, koi hints toh do na plz?
Maid Joke 
Parul (naukrani) ne Parul se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Parul Naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chup chap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne pucha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Parul: Nahi uske liye teen hi kafi hai.
Rubel Joke 
Rubel: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Manik: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Rubel: Kya naam hai uska?
Manik: Wo ek Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”
Pappu Joke 
Pappu bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho?”
Pappu: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 3 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab sale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
Party Joke 
Sabu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 10 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der bad toilet mein pet pakar ke ro raha tha or bhagwan se request kar raha ki,
“He Bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”
Dumb Rubel Joke 
Rubel apni lover se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye rannaghar pe chali gayi.
Lover ke mobile sofa pe dekh kar Rubel ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweety ya jaanu!
Jab usne misscall di to screen pe likh raha tha “Murga No.5? Calling!!!”.
Hindi Joke in English 
Rohan & Mohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Rohan: Mohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!

Dosti Friends Jokes in Hindi


Funny Hindi Joke 
Friend us tarah ki relation hai haat aur aankh ke bich par,haat pairs jab aankh roti hay & jab aankh roti hai tab haat wide ho jati hai tears.
Hindi Friend Joke 
Tu nahi janta hai mein chotobela me helicopter se pada gaya tha
Friend: tu kiu mada nahi hai?
Us samay ki baat mujhe khayal nahi hai.
Hindi Joke 
Maine koi dhoni nahi hum agar mere ek rich mann hai, maine koi smart nahi hum agar mare smart demag hai,maine sab samay right nahi hu magar meine tumko dost banake nahi vul ki.
Hilarious Pat Patni Dost Joke 
Pati:mere marne ke baad tum Rafiq ko saadi karna.

Patni:meine kiu tumhare dost ko saadi karunga?...mere koi dost nahi hai?
Dost Joke 
Dost eksath baythe to kitni chaye khaya magar problem to rahe gaya.

hu dost, ulta mere diebetis bar gaya aur mere problem bar gaya.
Friends Joke in Hind 
1st friend: dost sach bolta hu,Jarina ke liee maine drink nahi karta hu.

2nd friend:Meine vi nahi,wasa ki pani pe durgandha hai iss liee paani ki sad mad par leeta hu.Sokhia ke baat kaun yaad rakhta hai?
Short Joke in Hindi 
Ek dost ne ek ladki ko dekh kar ek shayri bola-
Vaisob! Vaisob! Hamari sabki ek daabi hok-
Uss ladki ne tumhare vaabi hok.
Funny Hindi Friends Joke 
Ek pukur ke paas do dost khara raha tha

1st dost:ki re kitne dinse tum naha nahi?

2nd dost: khamokha mera dos dena nahi,ye pukur ki khusbu hai.
Dho Dost Hindi Joke 
Ripon aur Salam do dost. Ek khela par baazi dhor kar Salam har gaya aur uski baad-

Ripon:Dost,baazi ki shart par tu aj mujhko restaurant par dhokaoge.

Salam:Acca thik hai.

Aur uske baad Salam ek restaurant par Ripon ke le kar samne door se dhuka aur
Pichle door se bahar le ayaa!
Two Friends Joke in Hindi 
1st dost:Pehle kaha tha na ki India pe nahi ana,yha itni traffic jam ab kayse jaunga?

2nd dost:Aao gaan gai 'Gulistane aa kar humko asha fur gaya'.
Short Hindi Joke 
Habibko many times prokriti dak dia magar oh nahi uthna parti coz his friend
Jab saha nahi jata tab bola: dost prokriti kitni bar Miss call de rahi hai meine Call back
Karke ata hu.
Hindi Dosti Joke 
1st friend: dost mere man karti hai ke oh ladki kan me kam sunti hay.

2nd friend: keyse bujha?

1st friend: meine uski bola I love you aur oh bola meri juti jora new hai.

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes


santa banta 
santa banta double deker bus mein bhete the toh banta niche bheta that aur santa upper toh banta bola "are check kar ke aata hun ki santa ko mazza aa raha hai ki nahi" woh gya toh dekha ki santa ek kone mein bheta hai toh woh gya aur bola "are santa kya hua tu aise chipuk ke kyun bheta hai" toh santa bola are tere pass toh niche driver bhi hai mere toh woh bhi nahi hai
Submitted by vaibhav on 17-Apr-2010
Santa Banta Comedy 
Santa verma: marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Banta sharma: Birla white.
Santa verma: kyu?
Banta: kyuki is cement me jaan hoti hai.

Hindi Santa Banta Jokes 
Santa ko ek bar banta ne khane per bulaya.
Santa jab banta ke ghar aaya to ghar per lock laga tha aur likha tha
"dekha kaisa ullu banaya."
Santa ne hoshiyari dikhai aur neeche likh diya
"main to aaya hi nahin tha."





Santa maisur palace ghoomne gaya. Tourist guide use bola,
"sir is kursi per mat baithiye, ye tipu sultan ki hai." Santa bola,
"are yaar tum chinta mat karo,wo aaega to main uth jaaunga."





Santa ne ek maachis ki tili jalai woh nahin jali,
doosri jalai who bhi nahin jali,teesri jalai to wo jal gayi,
santa ne use jaldi se bujha diya aur aur bola,
"mere kaam ki hai,ise rakh leta hoon."





Kanjoos santa ka ek rupyaa chat se neeche gir gaya.
Santa neeche pahuncha to use rupyaa nahin mila.
Kyon? Kyonki santa rupye se pahle neeche pahunch gaya tha.







Santa ko koi mobile per pareshaan karta tha.
pareshaan hokar santa ne naya number le liya.
Number activate karke us aadmi ko message bheja,
"maine to who number hi band kar diya,ab kise pareshaan karega?"





Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya aur wo neeche girne laga.
jaise hi teesri manzil per uske kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra, apni biwi se bola,
"mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana."





Santa jain: murga kesa diya.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Santa jain: Rs. Ka itna sasta kyu?
Shopkeeper: Saab isse aids hai.
Santa jain: de do khana hai, shaadi thodi karni hai!!
Santa and Banta Jokes 
Santa ki girlfriend ka message aaya,
"I miss u."
Santa ne jawab bheja, "I mister u."




Santa:-meri dictionary main namumkin shabd nahin hai.
Banta:-are yaar dictionary kharidne se pahle check kar lena chahiye na.




Santa:-agar kabhi neend na aaye to kya karna chahiye.
Banta:-are neend ka intzaar karne se to achcha hai ki so hijana chahiye.





Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta:-aatnhatya karne ke liye.
Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaae.





Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?
Banta:-hasne ke karan.
Santa:-who kaise?
Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar han pada.





Banta:-santa tere ghar se mujhe hamesha hansne ki aawaz aati rahti hai.
Santa:-are yaar, meri biwi jab mujhe joote se marti hai, agar mujhe lag jaata hai to who hansti hai aur agar nahin lagta to main hansta hoon.





Santa ke ghar ladki hui .ab use chinta ho gai ki uski beti badi hogi to ladke chedge.
Santa:-per maine iska intzaam kar liya hai.
Banta:-kya?
Santa:-maine apni beti ka naam didi rakh diya hai.







Santa police wale se:-sir kal tv ke alawa mere ghar ka sara samaan chori ho gaya.
Policewala:-to tv kyon chori nahin hua?
Santa:-ji sir tv to main dekh raha tha na.
Santa aur Banta 
Santa ek baar blood ke bare main kitaab pad raha tha.
Banta:- ye blood ki kitaab kyon pad raha hai?
Santa :-kal mera blood test hai,to test ki taiyaari kar raha hoon





Santa :-jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.
Banta:-kamaal hai,sabka nishana chook gaya.





Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.
Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski ,phir?
Santa:-haan yaar …bahot achcha dost tha mera.





Santa:-banta tum kyon ro rahe ho?
Banta:-dekho ye haathi mar gaya.
Santa:-ohh,kya wo tumne pala tha.
Banta :-nahin,per mujhe iski kabr khodne ka kaam mila hai.





Santa ek dukaan wale se sheesha khareedne gaya,"is sheeshe ki majbooti ki kya guarantee hai?"
Dukaan wala:-ye sheesha yadi aap 100th manzil se fekenge, to ye 99 manzil tak bhi nahin tutega.
Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi 
Santa:-mere padosi ka bachcha gum gaya.
Banta :- achcha to tumne kya kiya?
Santa:-maine unse kaha ki google per search kar lo.






Santa:-sher ka pinjra khula reh jaae to kya ho sakta hai?
Banta:-sher chori ho sakta hai.





Santa :- ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyaan thi. Log use radhe shyam kahte the. Batao kyon?
Banta:-kyon?
Santa:-uska naam radhe shyam tha.




Banta:-meri aadat hai,main job hi kaam karta hoon usme doob jata hoon.
Santa:-to tum kuaa kyon nahin khodte?




Santa:-mujhe ek ajeeb si bimaari ho gayi hai,jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhe kuch sunai nahin deta.
Banta:-ye bimari nahin tujh per bhagwan ki meharbaani ho gayi hai.
Santa Banta Jokes 
Santa:-mere pitaji bahot samajhdaar hain,jab bhi maachis kharidte hain poori 50 teeli gin kar dekhte hain.
Banta:-mere pitaji un se zyada samjhdaar hain,wo 50 ki 50 teeli jalakar dekhte hain.





Santa :-kya baat hai aaj tumhaare mobile per bade pyaar bhare message aa rahe hain.
Banta:-kuch nahin yaar,aaj main apni biwi ka mobile utha laya hoon.






Santa:-achcha bhaarat main kitne mahapurush paida hue hain?
Banta:-bhaarat main mahapurush kya koi purush bhi paida nahin hua,sab bachche hi paida hue hain.





Santa:-daaku aur neta main kya fark hota hai?
Banta:-daaku pahle lootta hai phir jai jata hai,jabki neta pahle jail jata hai phir lootta hai.







Santa :-maine doodhwale se pyaaz ke daam pooche to usne kaha pahle 5 rupyee do phir bataunga?
Banta:-achcha phir kya hua?
Santa:-pahle 5 rupyee do phir bataunga.
Funny Hindi Santa Banta Jokes 
santa Ne Mendhak Se Poocha Ki Sardaroon Main Dimag Hota Hai Kya?

Mendak :-Nahi hota,Aur Mendhak Pani Main Kood Gaya.

Santa:-are Isme aatmhatya Karane ki kya zaroorat thi?





santa aur banta ek baar kabristan main baithkar baat kar rahe the.

santa: banta, dekho ye murde yahan kitne araam se apni apni kabro mein so rahe hai.

Itne main Saare murde khare ho gaye aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai..!





Santa:-nashe aur biwi main kya antar hai?

Banta:-subah hote-hote nasha gayab ho jata hai,lekin biwi hamesha sir per sawar rehti hai.





Santa:-babaji mujhe koi aisa kaam batao jisme log apna kaam khud kare aur paise mujhe de.

Babaji:-tum sulabh shauchalay main naukari kar lo.





Santa:-banta achcha ye batao agar duniya main sabhi moorkh jaldi mar jaae to kya hoga?

Banta:-per tum pahle ye batao ki tumhe marne ki itni jaldi kyon hai?
Hindi Santa Banta Jokes 
Santa:-kya aapne hi kal mere ladke ko doobne se bachaya tha.

Banta:-haan haan , per baar baar aap meri taarif mat kariye.

Santa:-achcha to ye bataiye mere ladke ki topi kahan gayi





Santa: are Maa ,ek achchi khabar hai . Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai!

santa ki Maa: achha jaldi bata , beta Hua hai ya beti?

Santa: are nahi Maa, tumhaari bahu ne Doosri Shaadi karli !!




santa ek party mein gaya aur usne waha 10 butter naan kha liye. thodi der baad toilet mein pet bhagwan se prarthna kar raha tha ki,

"Hay bhagwan ya to aap jaan nikal do ya naan nikal do!"




santa hotel manager se:-jaldi chalo meri biwikhidki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager:-isme main kya kar sakta hoon sir.
Santa:-are,khiski nahin khul rahi hai..




Santa : Yaar Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta tha,Usne shaadi kar li hai.

banta: Tumne Usko Bataya Ki tumhara Chacha Karorepati Hai.

santa: Bataya Tha,tabhi to usne mere chacha se shadi kar li hai

Premi and Premika Jokes in Hindi


Comedy Premi and Premika Joke 
Premi:-tum pyaar ko chunogi ya paise ko?
Premika:-paise wale pyaar ko.
Hindi Premi and Premika Joke 
Premika:-tum to bas kaam main lage rahte ho.tumhe meri koi parwaah nahin.
Premi:-sach keh rahi ho.pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahin karte
Comedy Premi and Premika Joke in Hindi 
Premi:-darling,aaj aisi koi romantic baat karo jisse mere pair zameen per na rahe.
Premika:-to aap faansi kyon nahin laga lete?
Premi and Premika Joke 
premi apni premika ke liye phhol lekar aaya
premika :-mujhe ye phool nahin koi sone ki cheez chahiye.
premi:- ye lo takiya so jaao.
Premi and Premika Jokes in Hindi 
Premi apni premika ke liye phhol lekar aaya
premika :-mujhe ye phool nahin koi sone ki cheez chahiye.
premi:- ye lo takiya so jaao.

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi


Santa reeee Joke 
ek bus accident hua
banta:haye mera paoon
santa :chilla kyun raha hai dekh vo mar gaya hai phirbhi chup-chap leta hai
Santa Banta 
·  A to hona hi tha
Santa:
Yaar sunna hai ke  teri Bibi ghar chor ka  bhag gai?
or tuna ak larki ko sadi karli----
Isa ab Tera kya kehna hy?
.
.
Banta:
Bas yaar kya kaho
'A to hona hi tha'
 
Santa Banta 
Santa:
Yaar sunna hai ke  teri Bibi ghar chor ka  bhag gai?
or tuna ak larki ko sadi karli----
Isa ab Tera kya kehna hy?
.
.
Banta:
Bas yaar kya kaho
“A to hona hi tha ”
Santa Banta 
A to hona hi tha
Santa:
Yaar sunna hai ke  teri Bibi ghar chor ka  bhag gai?
or tuna ak larki ko sadi karli----
Isa ab Tera kya kehna hy?
.
.
Banta:
Bas yaar kya kaho
“A to hona hi tha”
Santa Banta Papa Joke 
Santa: Yaar Tumne college Ana Q Chhor Diya?

Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
papa  Kehta hai Ke
ak Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

Lovers Jokes in Hindi


Hindi Lovers Joke 
Ladki: Aste lag raha hai.
Ladka:r ektu
Ladki:r parci na to
Ladka:r ektu, dhuk jayega
Ladki:off ki tight
Ladka:dhur tumhara churi tum nije parna
Love and Lovers Hindi Joke 
Ladki o ne saat jhut bolti hai

1. maine tumko payar karti hu

2. maine abhi vi kumari hu

3. tum mere pehle payar ho

4. oh ye to sabse jayada bara hai jo maine kabhi nahi dekha

5. tum mujhko sabse pehla ho jo mujhko touch kar rahe ho

6. meine suck karna hate karti hu

7. thik hai, tum ho
Funny Hindi Joke 
Ladka-ladki raat jag kar kiun baat karti hai?

kiun ki wo jante hai “Andhar ki baat kabhi suraj nahi dekhta hai”.
Short Lovers Joke in Hindi 
Kisko ye payar karti hai?

Ladki:dost, ye mere jamai hai. Or wo mere sabse asse friend hai.

Ladka:hello, keysa ho?
Boyfriend Hindi Joke 
Ek ladke ke saath ek ladki jab vi uski mann kharap hoti hai to uski sath baat karti hai.

Ladki:wo kuch nahi khata hai. Koi kam vi nahi karte hai. Mere saath vi baat nahi karte hai. Wo mujhe ab nahi pasand karte hai.

Ladka:wo kaun hai?

Ladki:kiun,mere boyfriend!!!
Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke 
Ladka:hello,keyaa karti ho?
Ladki:meine bahar jata hu,tumko baad mein phone deta hu.
Two days baad,
Ladki:uss din kiu phone dia tha?
Ladka:emni,khobor lene ke lyee.
Ladki:oh,acca rakhi.
Funny Lovers Joke in Hindi 
Ek mota ladka aur ek moti ladki exama den ke bad:
Ladka: tumhara exam kaysa hua?
Ladki: mota-muti.

Dosti Shayari in Hindi


Dosti Shayari 
DOSTI ka matlab 1pyara sa Dil jo kbhi nafrt nahi krta.
1qute smile jo fiki nahi padti. 1ehasas jo kbhi dukh nahi deta. Or
1Rista jo kbhi khatam nahi hota.
Gn:-)

Dosti Shayari 
Jabse apko jana he,jabse apko paya he,
har dua me meri apka nam aaya he,
dil karta he puchu uss khuda se ki tune itna GANDIYA DOST
kya sirf mere Liye banaya he?

Dosti Shayari 
Khwaish dil se jatai nai jati,
dosto ki yad yuhi bhulai nai jati ,
chalo humhi sms kardete hai.dosto se to taqlif uthai nai jati.

Emotional Dosti Shayari SMS 
Kuch dost zindagi me is kadar samil ho jate
he.Agar bhulana chaho to or yad aate he
bas jate he wo dil me is kadar ki
aankhe band karo to samne nazar ate he.GN

Hindi Dosti Shayari 
Yakin pe yakin dilate hain dost,
raah chalte ko bewkøøf banate hain dost,
sharbat bol k daru pilate hain dost,
par kuch b kahe sale bahut yaad ate hain dost.
Dosti Shayari in Hindi 
School ki life 10+2 tak,
College ki life pado jab tak,
Love ki life shaadi tak,
But hamari dosti ki life till februray 31 tak…!

Phoolo me “Gulab” hai,
Guide me “devanand”hai,
Jasusoo me karamchandra hai,
Kya aap me aur mere me koi jung hai?
To sms kyu band hai “DOST”!


Sweet Sa Time Dekh Kar Apne Sweet Se Dost
Ki Sweet Si Yad Ayi To Socha Ki Sweet Sa Sms
kar Du Taki Hamari Sweet Si Dosti Me Thodi
Sweetness Aur Bad Jaye.


Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata,
suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,
kitne v dur raho a dost tum,
dosti me aap jaisa dost ko bhulaya nahi

Bhul gaye ya, bhulana chahte ho?
Dur kr diya, ya jana chahte ho?
Ajma liya, ya ajmana chahte ho?
Msg kar rhe ho ya abhi or paise bachana chahte ho?


Mai Kahu Aur aap Suno..Vo"Achhi dosti",
Aap Kaho Aur Me Sunu.
"Vo Usse Bhi Achhi dosti",
Par Me Kuch Bhi Na Kahu Aur aap Samajh jao To
"Vo He Sachchi dosti"
Friendship Shayari in Hindi 
Faasle mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna,.
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha barkaraar rakhna,
bichhad jaaye kabhi aapse hum,
aankhon main hamesha hamara intzaar rakhna.


Dosti se pyara koi rishta nahi hota,
Duniya me har koi ise mita nahi sakta,
Hamara to aap se wo rishta hai,
Jise duniya to kya khuda bhi mita nahi sakta…!

Ek din pyar aur dosti mile,
Pyar ne pucha mere hote huye tumhara yaha kya kam?
Dosti boli main un honton pe muskan lati hu jin aankho
Me tum aanshu chod deto ho…!

Maine jannat ka darwaja bajaya,
Awaz aayi kya chahiye,
Maine kaha khushi, kamyabi, lambi umer,
Awaj aayi kiske liye,
Jo is waqt sms pad raha hai uske liye…….!!
Dost Hindi Shayari 
Safar dosti ka yuhi chalta rahe,
Suraj chahe har sham dhalta rahe,
Na dhalegi apni dosti ki subha,
Chahe har rishta badalta rahe…..!!

Rate gumnaam hoti hai,
Din kisi ke naam hota hai,
Hum zindagi kuch is tarh jeete hai,
Ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai !

Aap ke sath gujara har lamha jab bhi yaad aayega,
Is janam ke baad bhi aap ka khyal aayega,
Agar baksh de bar-bar zidagi khuda,
To tujhse dosti karma ye dil har baar chahega


Hamari dosti sardi khasi nahi ki jo kuch din rahe,
Hamari dosti AIDS hai jo ek bar ho jaye to mout tak sath nibhati hai!


Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai,
bole to 7 wonders.
1 apun 2. apun ka style. 3. apun ka awaz, 4. apun ka smile,
5. apun ka face, 6. apun ka sms, Aur 7. apun ka Dost ….!!
Dosti sher o Shayari 
Sari umar aankho me ek sapna yaad raha,
Sadiya beet gayi wo lamha yaad raha,
Jane kya baat thi us dosti me,
Sari mehfil bhul gaye, wo dostana yaad raha….!!


Jamane se kab ke gujar gaye hote,
Thokar na lagi hoti bach gaye hote,
Badhe the teri dosti ke dhage se,
Varna kab ke bikhar gaye hote!!


Phul aisa ho jo bag ko khusboo se bhar de,
Humsafar aisa ho jo andhere ko roshni se bhar de,
Aur ek dost aisa ho jo zindagi khushi se aur mobile
Ko Sms se bhar de….!


Kuch ache pal yaad aate hai,
Palko par aansu chod jate hai,
Kal koi aur mil jaye to hame bhul na jana,
Dosti ke rishte zindagi bhar kaam aate hai…!!
Dosti sher o shayari in Hindi 
Dil armano se houseful hai,
Pure hoge ya nahi ye doutfull hai,
Is duniya me har chiz wonderful hai,
Par zindagi aap jese dosto se beautiful hai…!


Gadha jo khaye wo ghaas ho tum,
Budhe aadmi ka chavanprash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakvaas ho tum,
Par job hi ho yaar, dosti jhakaas ho tum…!


Itni choti nahi dosti hamari,
Kese soch liya ki kinara aa gaya,
Lo ho gayi mobile me roshni,
Aur Sms hamara aa gaya…!

Na mandir , na bhagwan, na pooja na snaan,
Har roz subha hota hai hamara sabse pehla kaam,
Ek pyara sms hamara pyare se dost ke naam

Dosti sher o shayari in Hindi 
Dukh hai, dard hai, to dawa hai dosti,
Is ghutan bhari zindagi ki hasi he dosti,
Jo na samjhe uske liye kuch nahi,
Dosto ke liye to khuda hai dosti
Friendship Dosti Shayari 
Dosti ek nagma hai jise gungunata hu mai,
Dosti wo rishta hai jise nibhata hu me,
Akele zindagi kat nahi sakti isliye,
Aap jese dost banata hu mai!!

Dosti Shayari 
Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Tension ka capsul ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare, jhelna padta hai,
Kyuki Dosti ka Oxygen ho tum.!

Dosti Shayari in Hindi 
Badal garja par barsaat nahi aayi,
Dil dhadka magar awaz nahi aayi,
Pura din gujarne ko hai dost,
Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi.!
Hindi Dosti Shayari 
Bagwan se scootar manga…car di,
Ghar manga…bangla diya,
Dost manga….tumhe diya,
Bhagwan ne is baar aisa kyu kiya!!

Friendship Shayari in Hindi 
Dost bhi kese-kese hote hai,
Mere dost kehte the jaan bhi mango to hajir hai,
Aaj vahi dost apni patni ko apni jaan kehte hai,
Aur hum mangte hai to marne ke piche pade hai!!

Friendship Shayari 
Aur bhi chize bahut si lut chuki hai dil ke sath,
Ye bataya dost ne ishq farmane ke baad!
Friend Shayari 
Wada to nahi karte ki dosti nibhayege,
Koshish yahi rahegi ki aap ko nahi satayege,
Jarurat padi to dil se pukarna,
Jaha bhi hoge chale aaye ge!!

Dosti Shayari 
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile ya na mile hath badate rahiye!
Tajmahal na banana mehga padega!
Har jagah mumtaz banate rahiye!!

Dosti sher o shayari 
Chand ko gurur hai ki us ke pass noor hai,
To kya hua !
Mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mera dost lagur hai….
Ha ha ha ha

Dosti sher o shayari in hindi 
Marne par hame jannat mile ya nahi mile,
Ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
Sms karne me kanjusi mat kar,
Mere dost kya pata jannat me network mile ya nahi mile

Hindi Dosti Shayari 
Ek nek dost ki nek salah hai,
Plz driving karte waqt helmat ka use kare,
Kyu ki khali chiz ke tutne ka andesha jyada hota hai.

Teacher Student School Jokes in Hindi


School Master Student Joke 
Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
School Kid Joke 
Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:

Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?

Ladka: Ab bhago!
Hindi School Joke 
Teacher: jet biman itni jorse kiun sut ta hai?
Student: kiun ki uski lez par aag hai uss lyee.
Short Teacher Student Hindi School Joke 
Teacher:haradhon ki 10 ladke kiun hai?
Student:ladki ki asa mein.
School Joke 
Teacher: ek common baat bolo to jo sabne jata hai?
Student: khida lagne par khana khata hai.
Short Teacher Student Joke 
Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.
Student and Teacer Joke Hindi 
Student:keyse mujhko chalak karunga?
Teacher:boka logo ki sath ghurna.
Funny Exam Joke in Hindi 
Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?

Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.
Hindi Joke about Teacher and Student 
Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?

Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.

Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!

Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?
Short and Funny Teacher Student Joke 
Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.
Comical Joke 
Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam nahi hai,tum exam hall par durbin le kar ayaa.

Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.
Silly Student Reply 
Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?

Student:meine

Teacher:keyse?

Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.
Satellite Channel Joke 
Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?

Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.

Teacher: wo kayse?

Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.
Hilarious Joke 
Teacher: kaun bolna parega, prithibi ki weight kaya hai?

Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.

Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?

Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha “Samagra India 5 ton”.
Funny Student Reply 
Teache: Jib aur Jar bolkar keyaa samajhti ho?

Student: Jib hota hai jo chlne parta hai, jemon gari. Aur Jar wo hota hai jo chalna nahi prata hai, jomon tree.
Question Answer Joke in Hindi 
Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai?
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…
Joke 
Teacher: kisiko aab crorepati bolne par wo khusi nahi hota hai kiun?
Student: Dudok ki voi pa kar.
Short Teacher Student Joke 
Teacher:Phool ki marma sabse kaun samajhta hai?
Student: Majra poka sir.
Girl in Class Joke 
Teacher: mein tumhare baap jaysa,koi problem pe ho to mujhko jarur bolna.
Ladki:sir aap to hamari Bap hai toh hamari Maa kaha hai?
Teacher Student Joke 
Teacher:agle class me tumko “sami ki kabab” paraunga.
Ladki:kya sir, “Swami ki ovab”?
School Maths Joke 
Teacher:Ek gavi ne daily 7ltr dudh deti hay to 1 week mein kitni degi?
Student:42 litre.Friday holyday.
Innocent Student Joke in Hindi 
Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?
Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.
Comedy Joke in Hindi 
Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60 tk aur dokandar vul karke 100 tk ki not dia.
Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?
Student: sir, wo jal not hai.
Laugh Out Loud Hindi Joke 
Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.
Silly Teacher Student Joke in Hindi 
Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.
Student:yes
Teacher: tum ek insane ho
Student: no
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.
Student: very good sir.
Funny Student Joke 
Teacher: tumhara bap ka na keya hai?
Student: sir, char option do to parunga.
School Hindi Joke 
Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha

But uski student very chalu hai, magar padna nahi chahta hai

Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?

Rohan: sir (thinking).

Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…
Silly Student Reply Joke 
Teacher:2+2 kitne hote hai?

Student: five sir.

Teacher:gadha.

Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay.
Teacher and Student Funny School Joke 
Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha

Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?

Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.
Comedy Teacher Student Joke in Hindi 
Teacher: ut pakhi ki koiti pa?

Student: sir, 3 ta.

Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.
School Teacher Joke in Hindi 
Teacher: kabhi poschim side  me presab math kaarna.

Ek din ek choti ladky poschim side  me presab kar rahi hai, tab teacher uske pice mara

Aur kaha kiun tum us tarah presab kar rahi ho?
Kuch din bad wo teacher bhi poschim dik mein presab karne laga.

Ladky: sir aaj to ap us tarah presab kar rahi hay.

Teacher: mein to mere lingo ghura dena parti hu. Keya tumhara vi ghurti hay?
Teacher Student Maths Joke in Hindi 
Teacher: kela 1 Rs. Hole 15 Rs. Me kitni hali kela paoge tum? 
Student: 1 Rs. Hali kela? Apki ass mein dhuka denge.

Funny Shayari in Hindi


Funny SMS Shayari in Hindi 
Mana pyar hamara kacha hai,
Par dil to hamara saccha hai,
Aksar to guftagu hoti nahi,
Chalo new year ka bahana hi accha hai !


I am sorry, ek buri khabar hai
Mujhe bhul jana plz me bas do din me tumhe hamesha –hamesha ke liye chod jauga,

Tumhara

2010
Comedy Hindi Shayari 
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao….

Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi


Chandni raat thi,
nadi ka kinara tha,
Asman me taro ka nazara tha,
premi ne
pyar se
hole se
muskarate hue
premika se kaha.
"Darling.
BIDEE PIOGEE ?


Jis Bus Me Baithi Ho Hashinaye
Us Bus Ke Sise Chitak Hi Jate He
Driver Chahe Jitni Tez Chalaye Bus
Diwane to Fir Bhi Latak Hi Jate He..!


Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,
kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho ,
meri ruh tak kaap jati hai yah sunkar ,
ke,tum BARTAN MANJANE ke SABUN se nahate ho.


2Hijade ek shadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye-Haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri boli main to 2100 lungi.
Piche se santa bola abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai....


N,A,M,A,S,K,A,A,R
Zinda ho to 1 SMS bhejo,
Asmaan me chale gaye ho to barish bhejo,
Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo,
Agar narak me ho to,
Enjoy urself.

Aashiyane hum nahi sajate,
Baagon me phool hum nhi ugaate,
Hamari ek pasand se tut jaynge hzaro DIL,
Isiliye to hum koi ? "GIRLFRIEND" ? nahi banate.
Hilarious Hindi Shayari 
Aap kis gum me bethe ho,
Mera ek kaam kar do na,
Meri julfo ko lehra kar,
Ju nikal do na !

Is sadgi par kaun na mar jaye ye khuda,
Ladti hai, par hath me belan bhi nahi hai !

Gf is beauty, wife is duty,
Gf is lovely, wife is pagli,
Gf is wisky, wife is risky,
Gf is rani, wife is paresani,
Gf is mango fruty, wife is kismet footy !

I Like U
I Like U
I Like U
I Like U Very Much
Believe Me
I Really Like U
Kyonki GEETA me likha hai :-"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"


Subh SMS Sham SMS Din Me SMS Rat Me SMS Ghr Me SMS Ofice Me SMS Jeena SMS Mrna SMS Akhir Kya Hein Ye SMS?
S=Sab Ko
M=Mohabbat Se
S=Satao
ye hein sms

Kya hua jo kar li shadi,
Hamm bhi ab to sehra sajayenge.
Mujhe pata tha wo mere naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab uski chotti bahen ko fasayenge.



Yaad aati hai teri jaagte-sote,
Din katte hain teri khatir rote-rote,
Kaash!tum mere saath yahan hote,
Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote.

Ye sulagta jism,
ye kanpkapate honth,
ye thartharata badan,
ye ladkhadati aawaz,…..
mujhe pahle ho pata tha,tujhe malaria hua hai
SMS Shayari in Hindi 
Roshni dekar dub jana koi suraj se sikhe,
Dil dekar dard lena koi hum se sikhe,
Kuch na dekar dil lena koi unse sikhe,
Sms padke Reply na dena koi aapse sikhe..!!


Har samandar me sahil nahi hota,
Har jahaj me misail nahi hota,
Agar dherubhai ka sapna nahi hota,
To tere jeso ke pass mobile nahi hota!!



Aadmi mandir kyu jata hai….?
Kyu ki waha :- aarti hai, pooja hai,bhavana hai, archana hai,
Bhakti hai, vandana hai, aaradna hai, sadhna hai,
Upasna hai Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti he..!!


Tumhari life me
1 aisi ladki ayegi
jo sirf tumhari hogi
tum use behad pyar karoge
tum use kiss karoge
or
wo pass aa kar kahegi
I
Love
You…
Mummy….!!



SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi 'Udhari...

Duniya gol hai!!proof chahiye?
Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,chuha billi se,
billi kutte se,kutta admi se,
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
aur GIRLFRND cockroch se.


Ghar usne kya banaya Masjid k samne,
Chahat ne Uski hume namazi bana diya


Sweet socho,
Smart socho,
Accha socho,
Saccha socho,
Pyara socho
i know its
difficult,So i have a shortcut
sirf hamare bare me socho.
SMS Sher o Shayari in Hindi 
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Tarranume numayish se aghaa dena….
Jab is ka matlab samajh aa jaye
Plz mujhe bhi bata dena!!

Dost karo collage wali se..
Pyar karo office wali se..
Programme karo pados wali se..
Ankh ladao Sali se..
Love karo dilwali se…
Aur maar khao gharwali se….!!

Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!!
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!
Pagalo ke stock me ek naya maal aaya…!

Teri baap ki shaadi hui teri maa se,
Teri maa ki shaadi hui tere baap se,
Yeh bhi koi baat hui yaar,
Ghar hi ghar me shaadi ho gayi…!

Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya,
Laila na teen din khana nahi khaya,
Laila mar rahi thi, majnu ke pyar me,
Majnu baitha tha Sms free hone ke intezar me…!

Aasman humse naraz hai,
Taro ka ghussa behisaab hai,
Wo sab jalte hai kyuki…
Chand se behtar chiz hamare pass hai….!

Bhul se koi bhul hui to use bhul samajh ke bhul jana,
Aur bhulna sirf bhul ko kahi bhulkar hame bhul na jana!!


Hale dil kuch is tarh hamara hai,
Yaad tumhe din me 100 baar kiya karte hai,
Jo na aaye ek din bhi sms tumhara,
Purane sms hi pad liya karte hai….!
Hindi Funny Shayari SMS 
Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga!!

Dared dil me gum ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aksar hum se milti hai,
Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Tum pass aaye ….
U muskuraye…
Apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye…
Dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai,
Tum se brash bhi thik se hota hai!!

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo muskil se mile wo hai rum,
Jo kisi kisi se mile wo hai dum,
Jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai hum!!


Lamha –lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho me exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo,
Warna pass kya tumhara sasur karvayega!!

Zindagi me tum bahut aage jaoge,
Kyunki tum jaha bhi jaoge,
Log kahege…….chal chal aage ja.

Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!


Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Hawa chale to lagta hai tum ho,
Ab tum hi batao,
Kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho!!
Hindi Funny Sher o Shayari 
Ab kamre ki ek-ek ciz check karta hu,
Ek tere aane se pehle aur ek tere jane ke baad.

Wo to aaj bhi hum ko dekh kar muskurate hai,
Wo to aaj bhi hum ko dekh kar muskurate hai,
Lekin unke kambakhat bache hame mamu-mamu bulate hai!!

Din me karoge to sust rahoge , raat me karo ge to chust raho ge,
Roj karo ge to khush raho ge, din raat karo ge to tadrust rahoge!!
Sms yaar!!!

Baat bahut khas mere sath ho gayi,
Kar diya humne ijhare ishq mobile se,
Lakh rupaye ki baat 40 paise me ho gayi!!

Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Mujhe rumaal la do, meri naak beh rahi hai!!


Aam pake, angoor pake, mithe ho gaye khajur,
Ek rupaye ki chinta mat karna sms karna jarur!!

Aapki baat he har gali me,
Har ladki ke dil me aapke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamtkar nahi he,
Samaye hi kuch aisa hai aaj rakhi jo hai!!

Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Gardish me gher lete hai kutte bhi sher ko!!


Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum chat par aati, Na me deewana hota,
Na tum pathar marte , Na me kana hota,
Duniya me bewafao ki kami nahi hai…...


Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo,
Aata hai usha ke sath,
Rehta hai kiran ke sath,
Jata hai sandhya ke sath,
Aur sota hai nisha ke sath!!



Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Unhone feka hum par phool,
Lekin gamla bhi sath tha!!


Collage ki char diwari me ajib sa khel hota hai!
Khel-khel me do dilo ka mail hota hai!
Isliye har saal pappu fail hota hai!!

Ye chand bhi kya julm dhata hai,
Bachpan me MAMA aur jawani me SANAM nazar aata hai!!

Har gali phulo se saza rakhi hai,
Har darwaje par ek ladki bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis darwaje se aao ge tum,
Isliye har ladki ko ek rakhi thama rakhi hai!!

Is kadar hum aap ko chahte hai,
Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
U to hum sabhi ko ullu banate hai,
Lekin aap thoda jaldi banjate hai!!
Funny Sher o Shayari in Hindi 
Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Bethe bethe kamre me kar rahi thi press!
Tei yaad aai to jal gayi dress!!
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Ji chahta hai hai ki tere najuk hoto ko chum lu,
Magar tumhari behti hui naak ne irada badal diya!!

Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib!
Itni raat gaye kyu apni kabra khod raha he galib!
La faavada mujhe de de!!

Jab kans ko malum tha ki devki ki aathvi santan use maregi,
To use vasudev aur devki ko ek kothri me band kiya hi kyu..?


Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazaro se,
To hum madhosh ho gaye,
Jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchi hai
To hum behosh ho gaye!!

Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Jese bajare ke khet me bhes ghus aai ho!!


Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Wo khidki pe aai aur boli, ye saala bhi tapak gaya!!

Dhoti ne kaha pajama se,
Hum dono bane hai dhage se,
Fark hai to itna ki,
Me khulti hu piche se, aur tu aage se !!



Mere marne ke baad mere dosto aansu nahi bahana,
Mere marne ke baad mere dosto aansu nahi bahana,
Agar yaad meri aaye to sidhe upar hi chale aana!!

Yadi koi aap se kahe ki wo apne dil gehrai se tumse pyar karta hai,
To iska matlab uske dil me upar dusri ladki ke liye jagah book hai!!


Sms kare ge hum ek dusre ko bari-bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
Kyu ki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari!!
Funny Shayari 
Jeewan bima wale bhi,
Kitni besarmi se pes aate hai,
Pati ki mout se kya fayde hoge,
Ghanto beth ke uski patni ko samjhate hai.

Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu!
Wo jab chalti hai to raho me 100-100 ke note bicha deta hu!
Uske jane ke baad sab wapas utha leta hu!

O burai ke rasgule,
Paap ki barfi,
Bewafai ke ladu,
Matlabi gulabjamun,
Dhokebaaz jalebi,
Jhut ki namak pari!
Tu bahut sweet hai re….!


Shaadiya vailin ki tarha hoti hai….
Madhur sangeet khatam hone ke baad taar aapas me ulajh jate hai.

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade zor se,
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade sor se,
Ab hum pyar kare ge bade jor ke sath,
Kyu ki use kal shaam ko dekha kisi aur ke sath.

Khud ko kar buland itna ki,
Himalay ki choti par ja pahuche,
Aur khuda khud tumse puche,
Ab bata utre ga kese.


Bahu ka pehla aur dusra affaire sun kar,
Sasur na bahu ko mara,
Tisra aur chotha sun kar pati ne mara,
Saas kuch bhi nahi boli…..kyu?
Kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

Nahi karti thi pyar,
To mujh ko bataya hota!
Bula ke park me u dhoke se,
Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota!

Tu chand mange me chand de du,
Tu raat mange me raat de du,
Tu dil mange me dil de du,
Tu jaan mange………
Bas kar kya departmental store samajh rakha hai kya?

Paper ke char din pehle syllabus dekha to gana aaya,
Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
Paper ke din paper dekh man tadpaya,
Sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.


Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tum ko dekha to ye khayal aaya,
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya.
Funny Shayari in Hindi 
Teri lovely ankho ne mujhepe aisa effect kiya,
Sabko reject kar maine tumko select kiya.

Maine pucha chand se
Dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa hasi,
Chand ne kaha- abe gadhe itni upar se dikhta hai kya?


Bharat sarkar ne naya niyam lagu kiya hai,
Khoobsurat logo ko desh se bahar nikala jayega,
Tum to safe ho yaar, main kaha jauga.


Kuware logo ki routine –
Somvar ko dosti,
Mangalvar ko pyar,
Budhwar ko shaadi,
Guruvar ko barbadi,
Sukravar ko ladai,
Sanivar ko talak,
Ravivar ko rest,
Aur somvar ko Next.


Me agle mahine shaadi kar raha hu,
Ek choti si party rakhi hai, tum jarur aana aur
Koi gift mat lana !
Bas kisi ko mujhse shaadi karne ke kiye leti aana.

Me sawan hu tum badal ho,
Me normal hut um pagal ho,
Me pani hu tum taki ho,
Me tarjan hu tum manky ho.

Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Jab tumne tham li hai mere jiwan ki door,
Fir kyu mange ye dil more, ye dil mange mor.

Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aaj wo hum se jannat me takra gaye,
Aur hamare muh se awaz nikali,
Fate muh…. Tusi ithe bhi aa gaye.


Jab tum udas ho jao to to,
Aaine ke samne jakar jor se kaho me bahut aakarsak hu,
Aisa bar-bar kaho, is se tum apne dukh par control kar loge,
Par ise apni aadat mat banne dena, kyu ki jhuthe log narak me jate hai.
Funny Hindi Shayari 
Par pyar bhara dil tod diya,
Kuch peso ke khatir,
Tum ne sms karma chod diya.

Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Ye kaun sa jaam tum ne hum ko pila diya,
Is sarfire ka sara system hila diya.

Aapka har message mere rom-rom me gudgudi peda kar deta hai,
Mera dil jor se dhadkta hai,
Kasoor aapka nahi hai,
Ye mobile hi vibration par hota hai.


Jab jab ghire badal, teri yaad aai,
Jhum ke jab bhi barsa badal, teri yaad aai,
Bhiga me, fir aur bhi teri yaad aai,
Ab nahi raha jata, chatri lota de mere

Ek tum ho jo itne ache ho,
Ek tum ho jo itne pyare ho,
ek tum ho jo itne sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand-sitare ho,
aur ek hum hai jo jhut pe jhut bole ja rahe hai.

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye,
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye,
Karu sms ladkiyo ko, naam tera aaye,
Mar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye



Zindagi me tin chiz kabhi bhi aa sakti hai,
Pesa…………mout…………
Aur ……….mera Sms.!!

Kehte hai ishq me need ud jati hai,
Koi humse bhi ishq kare kambkhat hame need bahut aati hai.


Kali se phool banne me kitna waqt lagta hai,
Lehro ko kinare se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai,
Mobile hai to kar do na sms,
Sms karne me kitna waqt lagta hai.

Botal chupa do kafan me mere,
Kabristan me piya karuga,
Jab mange ga hisab khuda,
To peg bana kar diya karu ga.